Coming soon, from Pixar…

March 22nd, 2016 · 40 comments

Harry says this little scene was the culmination of “a classic washing-up feud” at his office in London. (Kind of adorable, right? I would SO watch a movie about anthropomorphic milk bottles with British accents.)

What are you doing here?

related: Sorry, I can’t hear you over all the chattering appliances

 

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Donna, bring a sweater

March 8th, 2016 · 32 comments

Our submitter spotted this namanasty-gram taped to the thermostat of her hot yoga studio in Boise, Idaho.

Never above 70. Donna, bring a sweater.

related: Namaste, asshole

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You can’t spare three squares?

February 15th, 2016 · 77 comments

This is how one guy in Wisconsin decided to let his roommate know she was using too much toilet paper. How do you suppose that went over?

LEARN 2 CONSERVE

related: The Toilet Paper Manifesto

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Happy Birthday, and see you soon! xoxo, Cancer

January 11th, 2016 · 85 comments

Our submitter in North Dakota found this birthday card from the local health clinic a little…off-putting.

Happy Birthday, and see you soon! xoxo, Cancer

related: Dropping the Big C

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Namaste, asshole.

November 17th, 2015 · 68 comments

Just in case you needed another reason to hate on LuluLemon

Dear whoever stole my LuluLemon pants...

related: Sentimental pants

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That’s MBA-speak for “machine’s broken”

November 7th, 2015 · 40 comments

Hmm, looks like someone on the second floor could use a Snickers.

That's MBA-speak for "machine's broken"

related: Raging against the (vending) machine

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