If only there were a simple solution to this problem…
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The printer doesn’t appreciate your tone.
February 8th, 2012 · 20 comments
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The Vicar of Glibly
February 6th, 2012 · 25 comments
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Do any of your little meat-eating friends want a cat?
February 5th, 2012 · 296 comments
You might recall this epic note — the obnoxious vegan roommate who “forbade” her roommate from bringing animal products into the apartment. Our original submitter writes in to say that since that showdown, she decided to move out (in favor of a more omnivore-friendly living environment).
“After almost five months of zero communication,” she reports, “my ex-roomie started texting me out of nowhere. It appears her vegan fanaticism is still putting her at odds with others.”
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Wanted: Justice, with a side of fries.
February 2nd, 2012 · 64 comments
A few days ago, says our submitter in Louisiana, a co-worker left her meal on the lunchroom table while she went to the restroom. When she came back, she discovered that some brazen mo-fo had jacked her sandwich, leaving the empty bag behind.
“Being from the Creative Marketing department,” our submitter says, “she decided to fight back against the food thief with this.”
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…and then there’s the glass half-full approach.
February 1st, 2012 · 44 comments
There’s the typical New York City note…
And then there’s the Willamette Valley way…
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