Coming soon, from Pixar…

March 22nd, 2016 · 150 comments

Harry says this little scene was the culmination of “a classic washing-up feud” at his office in London. (Kind of adorable, right? I would SO watch a movie about anthropomorphic milk bottles with British accents.)

What are you doing here?

related: Sorry, I can’t hear you over all the chattering appliances

 

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Donna, bring a sweater

March 8th, 2016 · 48 comments

Our submitter spotted this namanasty-gram taped to the thermostat of her hot yoga studio in Boise, Idaho.

Never above 70. Donna, bring a sweater.

related: Namaste, asshole

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You can’t spare three squares?

February 15th, 2016 · 89 comments

This is how one guy in Wisconsin decided to let his roommate know wholesale jerseys from china she was using too much toilet paper. How do you suppose that went over?

LEARN 2 CONSERVE

related: The Toilet Paper Manifesto

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Happy Birthday, and see you soon! xoxo, Cancer

January 11th, 2016 · 92 comments

Our submitter in North Dakota found this birthday card from the local health clinic a little…off-putting.

Happy Birthday, and see you soon! xoxo, Cancer

related: Dropping the Big C

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Namaste, asshole.

November 17th, 2015 · 85 comments

Just in case you needed another reason to hate on LuluLemon

Dear whoever stole my LuluLemon pants...

related: Sentimental pants

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That’s MBA-speak for “machine’s broken”

November 7th, 2015 · 51 comments

Hmm, looks like someone on the second floor could use a Snickers.

That's MBA-speak for "machine's broken"

related: Raging against the (vending) machine

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