The milk chocolate…not in your hand

February 12th, 2012 · 13 comments

There’s a vending machine troll on the loose in Chicago!

My Peanut M&Ms got stuck, so I'd either like my 80 cents back or my peanut M&Ms. Thanks! Deanna Response: I GOT 2 PEANUT M&Ms FOR THE PRICE OF 1! WHAT A GLORIOUS WEDNESDAY!

related: The Candyman Can’t

→ 13 CommentsFILED UNDER: candy · Chicago · smartass · vending machine drama


Meet the World’s Crankiest Roommate

February 9th, 2012 · 183 comments

If the 21 notes you’ve already posted around the house haven’t made a difference…do you really think the 22nd is going to be the one that finally clicks? Just a thought!

The party stops as soon as you walk in

No one wants to walk in a pool when we're not in a pool

We're not trying to create a big foot

This isn't a closet

We don't want trash in our house

We don't house people who come from the bar

related: The Post-It Wars

→ 183 CommentsFILED UNDER: blitzkrieg approach · cleaning · dishes · money · noise · Ontario · roommates · smoking


The printer doesn’t appreciate your tone.

February 8th, 2012 · 26 comments

If only there were a simple solution to this problem…

PRINTER OUT OF TONER Please use another Printer that has Toner. Because this one doesn't. Don't bother complaining. There are other Printers with Toner.  The Splash one is rarely used nowadays. It's lonely. It has excess toner. This message is a waste of toner. PROCRASTINATION.

related: PC Load Letter?!

→ 26 CommentsFILED UNDER: Houston · office · the printer


The Vicar of Glibly

February 6th, 2012 · 28 comments

Spotted by George outside his local church in East London:

The vicarage drive is in constant use. Please consider your ETERNAL SALVATION before parking here without permission!

related: He died for your clip art

→ 28 CommentsFILED UNDER: God · London · parking · you're like so going to hell


 
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