September 11th, 2014 · 31 comments
Zee spotted this warning in the basement parking garage of her small senior citizens‘ building in Indiana, where, she says, “a few of the residents prefer posting anonymous notes to dealing with their issues directly.”
…and other residents, not so much.
related: That means you, young man in the blue Subaru!!
FILED UNDER: driving · Indiana · old folks · rebuttals · you know who you are
Abby spotted this dubious bit of dietary advice at her local supermarket in Catonsville, Maryland.
Adds Abby: “Maybe whoever wrote this should spend all the free time they have (obviously a lot) researching the nutritional value of eggs (protein) vs. fruit (carbs).”
related: The anti-milk militia
FILED UNDER: food · Maryland · unsolicited feedback
Scott in Cincinnati says this is merely the latest notice he’s seen posted at his father-in-law’s cab company.
related: I’m detecting a foul odor coming from your general direction.
FILED UNDER: Cincinnati · hygiene · odor
By day: bears. By night: bird & bees. Gee, you’re right, Glacier National Park does sound like a pretty educational experience. (You’re welcome, notewriter!)
related: Cross-country elevator action
FILED UNDER: hotels · kids · noise · sex sex sex
So…what is it about the Minnesota suburbs that makes the idea of killing someone’s pet the height of hilarity?
At least in Seattle they try to be a bit poetic about it.
(Thanks to Scott, Karen, and Sarah for submitting!)
related: You forgot something!
FILED UNDER: dogs · neighbors · shit