From Giovanni: a classic example of the “office fridge” sub-genre.
Nobody wants your disgusting tuna sandwich, but we’ll fondle it out of spite
May 17th, 2007 · 2 comments
FILED UNDER: excessive underlining · food · office · office fridge · pleasantries as afterthought · touching

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#1 i'll break your arm « passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers
[...] i just love the backwards logic of “don’t touch” notes that add a more specific imperative as an afterthought. (like “or eat” in this one.) [...]
May 27, 2007 at 12:56 pm rating: 0
#2
John
Yes, as if someone were gonna pucker their lips in the general direction of the Utz and inhale them without touching them.
May 31, 2007 at 5:15 am rating: 1
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