What is it about dog shit that pushes Brooklynites over the edge?

May 18th, 2007 · 25 comments

Wesh snapped this a few years back in Red Hook, Brooklyn, while walking from his brother’s rehearsal dinner to the after-party bar.

Says Wesh: “What gets me are the flags. Why flags?”

CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR DOGS MOTHERFUCKERS KICK YOUR ASS

(How bougie does Park Slope’s version look in comparison?)

FILED UNDER: Brooklyn · dogs · more aggressive than passive · shit


25 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Craig

    Notice the bad apostrophe to boot!? Oh, and patriotism justifies EVERYTHING. ;)

    May 21, 2007 at 6:03 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   steve

    But…my dog doesn’t even HAVE a mother fucker!

    May 21, 2007 at 7:45 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   josh

    hmmm… this does not seem very passive aggressive to me.

    May 22, 2007 at 10:22 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   kristen

      its passive-aggressive because its a PASSIVE way to AGRESSIVELY deal with an issue.

      Nov 20, 2008 at 2:52 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Drew

    This one is my favorite, I love the flags, great effort, really, and leaving out the object of the sentence and replacing it with random obscenities and threats really conveys the author’s frustration

    May 22, 2007 at 10:30 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Troy McClure bang

      This is one of my very favourite comments on PAN.

      Dec 11, 2007 at 12:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   imorgan

    On the other hand, there’s just passive.

    May 22, 2007 at 2:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   nbm

    I think this may be outside the VFW hall, hence the flags

    May 22, 2007 at 4:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   miffed

    The flags are definitely the best part.

    May 22, 2007 at 4:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   ef

    this makes me wish I lived there just so I could let my dogs shit there. Hell I’d steal neighborhood dogs and let them shit there as well. I might shit there myself.

    May 25, 2007 at 11:05 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Dixie

      The PAN was funny, but this comment had me laughing so hard that tears were ROLLING down my face!

      May 6, 2009 at 7:03 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Alejandro

    I wonder the “why” about those flags…

    May 30, 2007 at 9:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Robert Allen

    Love the flags. That totally makes it for me.

    May 31, 2007 at 6:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Timothy

    It makes me want to sing the American anthem out of tune.

    Jun 1, 2007 at 1:16 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Distorted Fanatic

    that’s one of the biggest drags about living in a city: the dog shit.

    then again, mountain lion crap is no joy to step in, either

    Jun 26, 2007 at 10:28 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   BWelsh

    “I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free . . .” to hunt down and mercilessly beat someone who doesn’t pick up their dog’s poo, or rather, their dog’s mother fucker’s poo, but not without a fair warning, of course.

    Jul 24, 2007 at 5:19 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   wiccan31576 bang

    So, are we to kick our own ass, or will they do that for us?

    Jun 12, 2008 at 12:37 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Stryde

    Dog shit. The american way.

    Jul 11, 2008 at 10:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   #9

    Last time I cleaned up after my dog’s mother fucker, bad things happened. I’m not cleaning up after his mofo again.

    Jul 28, 2008 at 1:18 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   nancy

    ah yes, hot dogs, apple pie, and dog shit. doesn’t get any more american than that.

    Oct 3, 2008 at 6:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   xoxo, your landlord

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    May 20, 2009 at 11:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   K Dog

    Best PAN ever.

    May 21, 2009 at 1:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   K Dog

    I think a better title for this PAN is “A dog shits in Brooklyn.”

    May 26, 2009 at 4:44 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   hkp

    People are ridiculous here. I mean, there are a shit load of dogs (and therefore a shit load of shit) but some people have entire shrines of ‘curb your dog’ signs in their front yards. They even paint that shit on the sidewalk. BROOKLYN.

    Jul 5, 2009 at 5:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   jytuf

    and it’s written in bubble writing as though someone really took their time over making the sign just right…

    Aug 12, 2009 at 3:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     

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