wesh snapped this a few years back in red hook, brooklyn, while walking from his brother’s rehearsal dinner to the afterparty bar. (how bougie does park slope’s version look in comparison?)
says wesh: “what gets me are the flags. why flags?”
what is it about dog shit that pushes brooklynites over the edge?
May 18th, 2007 · 20 comments
FILED UNDER: brooklyn · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · shit · strangers
20 responses so far ↓
#1
Craig
Notice the bad apostrophe to boot!? Oh, and patriotism justifies EVERYTHING.
May 21, 2007 at 6:03 pm rating: 0
#2
steve
But…my dog doesn’t even HAVE a mother fucker!
May 21, 2007 at 7:45 pm rating: +3
#3
josh
hmmm… this does not seem very passive aggressive to me.
May 22, 2007 at 10:22 am rating: 0
#4
Drew
This one is my favorite, I love the flags, great effort, really, and leaving out the object of the sentence and replacing it with random obscenities and threats really conveys the author’s frustration
May 22, 2007 at 10:30 am rating: +4
#5
imorgan
On the other hand, there’s just passive.
May 22, 2007 at 2:52 pm rating: 0
#6
nbm
I think this may be outside the VFW hall, hence the flags
May 22, 2007 at 4:37 pm rating: 0
#7
miffed
The flags are definitely the best part.
May 22, 2007 at 4:50 pm rating: 0
#8
ef
this makes me wish I lived there just so I could let my dogs shit there. Hell I’d steal neighborhood dogs and let them shit there as well. I might shit there myself.
May 25, 2007 at 11:05 pm rating: +1
#9
Alejandro
I wonder the “why” about those flags…
May 30, 2007 at 9:53 pm rating: 0
#10
Robert Allen
Love the flags. That totally makes it for me.
May 31, 2007 at 6:45 pm rating: 0
#11
Timothy
It makes me want to sing the American anthem out of tune.
Jun 1, 2007 at 1:16 am rating: +1
#12
Distorted Fanatic
that’s one of the biggest drags about living in a city: the dog shit.
then again, mountain lion crap is no joy to step in, either
Jun 26, 2007 at 10:28 pm rating: 0
#13
BWelsh
“I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free . . .” to hunt down and mercilessly beat someone who doesn’t pick up their dog’s poo, or rather, their dog’s mother fucker’s poo, but not without a fair warning, of course.
Jul 24, 2007 at 5:19 pm rating: 0
#14
oh, shit!
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Dec 4, 2007 at 1:29 pm rating: 0
#15
wiccan31576
So, are we to kick our own ass, or will they do that for us?
Jun 12, 2008 at 12:37 pm rating: +1
#16
Stryde
Dog shit. The american way.
Jul 11, 2008 at 10:54 pm rating: 0
#17
#9
Last time I cleaned up after my dog’s mother fucker, bad things happened. I’m not cleaning up after his mofo again.
Jul 28, 2008 at 1:18 am rating: +1
#18
nancy
ah yes, hot dogs, apple pie, and dog shit. doesn’t get any more american than that.
Oct 3, 2008 at 6:39 am rating: 0
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