spotted by sam, who also brings us this little gem — the most precise vending-machine operating instructions ever written.
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#1
briggs
Where I used to work, there was this guy who would drink from anothers guy drink when he left the room. One time he place his drink on a napkin and wrote: “I spit in this”. When he got back somebody else had written “So did I!”
May 21, 2007 at 6:39 pm rating: 0
#2 Crunchy Mustard » I prefer active aggression
[...] showcases a fantastically superb selection of these gems. Here are a few of the best: I spit in mine. PLEASE STOP STEALING FOOD! (I spit in mine! Enjoy!) And I want my nice tupperware [...]
May 23, 2007 at 2:44 pm rating: 0
#3 commenter confessions: dealing with office thieves « passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers
[...] “i spit in mine”, briggs says: Where I used to work, there was this guy who would drink from anothers guy drink when he left [...]
Jun 1, 2007 at 11:21 pm rating: 0
#4
Joey's Stinky Foot
The little “mmm…good spittle” comment at the right is the best part of the note.
Jul 2, 2008 at 4:16 pm rating: 0
#5
Audrey
I like the little note at the top of this note:
“When food is bad it must go fool”
Jul 14, 2009 at 11:29 am rating: 0
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