no smelly foods

May 21st, 2007 · 15 comments

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it started with “no smelly foods,” says kathleen, and escalated from there.

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FILED UNDER: excessive underlining · food · group bitchfest · microwave · odor · office

15 responses so far ↓

  • #1  kennyb

    Wonderful notes. As a related point of interest, a friend of mine and I once decided that it would take passive-aggressive to a whole new level if we were to post a response note to a complaint note that we never actually received.

    May 21, 2007 at 6:18 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #2  Jesse!

    hah! yeah I had the displeasure of working in a place that said “no smelly foods” and I really should have countered with these notes… face it. smelly foods often taste the best…

    May 21, 2007 at 6:37 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #3  gord

    That’s just like the note we got from our evil boss. It’s a T-Shirt now.
    http://www.cafepress.com/amansbusiness

    May 22, 2007 at 7:50 am   rating: 0  

     
  • #4  sungame

    “Do not microwave four coworkers”?
    I have read about people flipping out and shooting their co-workers, but microwaving them? And I know there isn’t really anything in the picture to show the size of that microwave oven, but I guess I would be hard pressed to fit even one of my co-workers in there…

    May 22, 2007 at 8:18 am   rating: 0  

     
  • #5  Clutch

    Hilarious. I’ve worked at places like that.

    ~Clutch

    http://www.tshirtwebsites.com

    May 22, 2007 at 11:00 am   rating: 0  

     
  • #6  Kim

    LOL…Don’t warm up anything.

    May 22, 2007 at 8:11 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #7  Missy

    Sungame, that’s a “y” it’s your not four. Either is funny though.

    May 23, 2007 at 2:30 am   rating: 0  

     
  • #8  Joel Toe

    LOL… Do not microwave four coworkers.

    May 23, 2007 at 1:12 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #9  Mikhail

    how about microwaving those red herrings? how would you microwave something that doesn’t exist? and, how is that a smelly food?

    Jun 12, 2007 at 9:17 am   rating: 0  

    • #9.1  MAMARILLA2

      Perhaps Agetha Christie works in this office…and the killer is…..

      Aug 16, 2008 at 1:26 pm   rating: +1  

       
     
  • #10  eau dear

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    Feb 11, 2008 at 11:46 am   rating: 0  

     
  • #11  crazy is right

    [...] hot pockets seems like standard enough microwave etiquette. and a ban on charred popcorn and leftover tuna casserole? eh, fair enough. but this note — from an anonymous office worker in baltimore — is the [...]

    Feb 22, 2008 at 9:18 am   rating: 0  

     
  • #12  crazy is right | qwertyyy

    [...] hot pockets seems like standard enough microwave etiquette. and a ban on charred popcorn and leftover tuna casserole? eh, fair enough. but this note — from an anonymous office worker in baltimore — is the [...]

    Feb 27, 2008 at 12:03 am   rating: 0  

     
  • #13  y

    lmfao. i can totally see that happening at my work. The manager took Polaroid pictures of the pen/paper-bookmark cups detailing the proper stocking technique not too long ago. It made everyone laugh.

    May 4, 2008 at 2:52 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #14  Stryde

    Do not microwave your coworkers? xD

    Jul 11, 2008 at 10:44 pm   rating: 0  

     

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