This lovely petri dish courtesy of Ben, who explains: “While living in a house in London with 17 people from all over the world, things become way too green. This had to be done every once in a while in order to remind others not to overpopulate our kitchen with new living organisms.”
related: Maybe someone can do this dishes? 
17 responses so far ↓
#1
icedmocha
Love the ending – “Cheers”
May 22, 2007 at 8:17 am rating: 94
#2
Durr
Just wash the effing dishes and stop whining about it already!
May 22, 2007 at 12:26 pm rating: 90
#3
Ben
I did wash them in the end.
I hope the green stuff gets you at night.
cheers
May 22, 2007 at 2:06 pm rating: 93
#4
Brigit
The follow-up note could be: “Wash your dishes or they will be relocated, face-down, in your bed.” Or, just skip the whole note thing and dump the dish in his/her bed.
May 23, 2007 at 5:21 pm rating: 90
#5
Laura
Oh my dear god. You guys go through exactly what I do. it’s summer break, and I came back to the sorority house for summer school.. and what did I return to? GREEN STUFF GROWING ON PLATES!! (as well as puke in a bag that was neatly placed in the sink)
GROSS!
I think all of us note-writers should form a coilition.
May 28, 2007 at 5:38 pm rating: 90
#6
Unknown Hacker
As stated before, Wash your dishes or they will be relocated. In the military if one did not shower and began to STINK the barracks would combine and give a G.I. SHOWER. I think that each time this i.e. person leave thier dishes unwashed, just place the in a position,
1) Where the can not miss seeing them.
2) And where they can not complete what they may be attempting to do without picking up thier dirty habit.
Jun 17, 2007 at 4:27 am rating: 90
#7
bec
that plate is from argos
Jul 21, 2007 at 6:05 am rating: 90
#8
jimmyjimmyjimmyjimmykalamahoo! kalamahee! kalamabringachairplease!
great bec. now my life is complete
Jul 21, 2007 at 7:41 am rating: 90
#9
marcopuffin
In my days of flatmates, I found a couple of times clear evidence *shudders* that my bed had been… I was going to say slept in, but let’s say… used. That was bad enough, but one night I returned from a late shift, opened my cupboard to put my clothes away, and found my flatmate curled up at the bottom of the cupboard. He was silently crying in an anguished manner. I was tolerant in those young days so asked him what was wrong instead of murdering him.
Mar 24, 2008 at 8:03 pm rating: 90
#10
DonBito
that green stuff was fucking delicious.
Nov 23, 2008 at 11:51 pm rating: 90
#11
Claire
Was this house in Lausanne Rd, Wood Green? If so.. I lived there too.
Jun 22, 2009 at 9:01 am rating: 90
#12
Sarah
The ending was pure genius.
Mar 2, 2010 at 12:47 pm rating: 90
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