Jimmy in Worcester brings this jaunty little note from the Lambda Chi Alpha House at WPI.
Says Jimmy: “The kid whose cookware was hidden ended up just leaving the utensils (tongs, spatula, etc…) wherever they were hidden and simply bought a new set. This forced the kid who originally hid them to find them again before they started to stink up the place.”
Just in case you needed another reason to pass on the Lambda Chis’ rush-week pancake breakfast…
12 responses so far ↓
#1
Munchausen
We had a roommate that was aggressively passive-aggressive…We called him Agro-Passagro Mike.
May 23, 2007 at 10:22 am rating: 90
#2
rlc
WPI represent.
May 23, 2007 at 11:40 pm rating: 90
#3
sianz
i will conveniently hide them in a place where roaches will breed, then migrate them to under his bed if he ever try to buy a new set.
rinse, repeat. of course, without the said notes.
Sometimes, I find evil sabotage is better than subtle notes like this.
Jul 23, 2007 at 11:13 pm rating: 90
#4
CrazyMan
Don’t be such a bitch
Sep 11, 2007 at 7:55 am rating: 90
#5
OneFiveFourZero
Comprehensive reading skills guys…
“The time it takes you to find them all should equal the amount of time it took me to clean up after you and the big mess you left in the kitchen.”
The dishes weren’t left dirty in various places, they were cleaned and hidden to cause an annoyance to someone who wasn’t smart enough to take care of his own cooking supplies.
Just because you aren’t smart enough to read, which probably means that you weren’t smart enough to get a bid, doesn’t mean you should go about trying to create false impressions.
Sep 11, 2007 at 9:10 am rating: 90
#6
Mishee
This is TOTALLY something I would’ve done.
Except I wouldn’t have left a note.
Email or texting is much more 21st century.
Mar 19, 2009 at 2:46 pm rating: 90
#7 make an effing wish
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Jun 25, 2009 at 2:27 pm rating: 90
#8
ALN
Apparently someone doesn’t know what the lines on paper are for…
Nov 26, 2011 at 6:47 am rating: 90
#9
Scrod
If someone actually stole and hid all my stuff, they would be bringing it right back out again while screaming OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY THUMB!!!
Apr 23, 2014 at 10:43 am rating: 90
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