The stolen item in question here? A serving of creamer.
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You know what?? This is just stupid… I love the language myself.. But this is ridiculous… The person who wrote the original notice probably knows more languages than the person who thought he/she was the grammar police…
If the critic got the message, then that’s probably all that was required of him/her… the sarcasm stinks of unwarranted superiority.
May 23, 2007 at 3:03 pm rating: 0
I was going to comment on the multiple ellipses from the submission, only to find a comment with multiple ellipses. Milo (or anyone else), can you please explain why ellipses would end a sentence or question better than a period or question mark? Do the ellipses imply something other than a pause?
May 23, 2007 at 4:04 pm rating: 8
And the note throwing a tantrum over a creamer smacks of unwarranted childishness.
I’m sorry, but it is a touch harder to take someone seriously when their spelling is THAT shitty. Come on, we’re not talking about 50 cent words here.
May 23, 2007 at 4:19 pm rating: 3
Those elipse people make me want to kick them, seriously.
I bet the original note-writer is a boss, or a person whose job involves writing, too.
May 23, 2007 at 11:40 pm rating: 0
Oh, hell, and here I was thinking THIS was bad. Then I clicked over to the link you had. I think I have to bleach my eyes, now. Reading that garbage made my head hurt.
May 24, 2007 at 7:59 am rating: 1
Is that a picture of Tas with a rifle in his mouth?
May 24, 2007 at 12:34 pm rating: 1
lindsay’s comment made me laugh out loud. fo realz “lol’ing”
May 29, 2007 at 1:42 am rating: 0
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Oct 1, 2008 at 7:04 pm rating: 0
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