Comments on: The Mad Bomber, Act 2: Please stay seated during the entire performance

By: Brittany

Brittany — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:49:35 +0000

My school had to start doing that sign-out sheet thing in second grade…………. and started it again by December every year after that…….

By: RL

RL — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:14:10 +0000

I am a member at this gym, and was shocked to find local fare on this site! That said, what you perceived as “humor” in this letter is, in fact, not. Richard Sells (whom I’ve met on several ocacasions, thankfully briefly) is brash and rude. He talks very much like this is written, to everyone. His employees can’t stand him, and he leaves these notes all OVER the gym all the time…

By: Barbara

Barbara — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 22:16:19 +0000

Yeah…I feel really bad for this guy. In Penn station they have placards that warn restroom users that defecating anywhere other than in the toilet itself will result in major fines. I think this isn’t *quite with the tone of the site but since the owner is a dick it is still safe.

This site rocks.

By: catsnstuff

catsnstuff — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:22:24 +0000

Wow! This reminded me of a post I recently saw on Engrish: http://engrishfunny.com/2008/11/16/engrish-please-remain-seated/

Same peeps?

By: Dog Lover

Dog Lover — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 13:59:40 +0000

I used to work at a group home for developmently disabled adults (with down’s and other forms of cognitive deficits). One of the residents who had severe Down’s used to play with her feces and smear them on the walls. Perhaps there is someone at the gym with the same issues?
Anyway, that job is what propelled me into going back to school for my Master’s. Minimum wage for cleaning up shit is JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

By: hh

hh — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:09:43 +0000

I know! I’ve never even seen this at my school, which is full of CHILDREN, who are the only people that should ever be allowed to get away with this kind of thing. And seriously, even then, they should know better…

By: dostoevsky

dostoevsky — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:18:17 +0000

But if a woman is really doing that… He has every right to get pissed. That’s just SICK; I mean seriously who POOPS ON THE SEAT? and on a REGULAR BASIS?

By: Jamesie

Jamesie — Tue, 20 May 2008 16:38:12 +0000

I’m 31 years old and I have NEVER seen poop on the floor or walls, or a turd left on the rim of a toilet. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?! YIKES!

By: nona fenders

nona fenders — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:10:13 +0000

The “performance” reminds me of an anti-diarrhea product that directs: “Take two tablets after the first episode and one tablet following each additional episode.”

Sign out the key then check for an EPISODE!

By: Shanna

Shanna — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:41:15 +0000

How exactly is he going to prosecute?

Oh, SP, I agree. I briefly worked with schizophrenics and they did similar stuff in the bathroom, but a little worse…

By: Steph

Steph — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 20:03:11 +0000

I’ve worked cleaning toilets in a gigantic national park. People will shit everywhere. “We’re on vacation, who cares?” – is this the attitude?

The mentality of such people saddens me.

By: the mad bomber, act 3: we are watching you

the mad bomber, act 3: we are watching you — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:19:13 +0000

[...] if you missed them, act 1 and act 2. [...]

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 21:32:39 +0000

tram-1978

By: Distorted Fanatic

Distorted Fanatic — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:11:36 +0000

there used to be a real problem with this when I worked at the Tuscaloosa (Alabama) Public Library. always in the women’s restroom it was always all over the walls. and in the men’s room, it was in the middle of the floor. we enacted a policy where not only did you have to sign for a key and present your library card. that ended it.