jenny insists this note wasn’t just because the dude wouldn’t take her request for “toxic.” (”the DJ really sucked!”)
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jenny insists this note wasn’t just because the dude wouldn’t take her request for “toxic.” (”the DJ really sucked!”)
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"Joni *should* be tired, she added the Pieces of Flair application at 3:09 a.m.! Doesn't she have a child to worry about, or sleep? Have a nice night."
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15 responses so far ↓
#1 Lizzie
Wait, does that mean Jenny submitted this herself? I don’t think it’s as funny when it’s a self-satisfied submission.
May 23, 2007 at 11:18 am rating: +1 
#2 [mark]
dear jenny,
really…nothing makes a dj want to entertain you more than being completely insulted and browbeaten into playing some shit that exactly two people in the room want to hear.
how ’bout you drink the free watered-down booze, eat a tray or two of cookies, do the electric slide like everyone else, and shut the f*ck up.
May 23, 2007 at 12:04 pm rating: +12 
#3 Adam
The real gold in this post is Mark’s comment… hah.
May 24, 2007 at 7:52 am rating: +1 
#4 CrummyJoel
Geez…
No wonder Meagan and Jenny were stuck at this party without dates.
May 24, 2007 at 11:34 am rating: +1 
#5 MZ
Do I win the “scavenger hunt” award for guessing that this “party” was actually a wedding of “jenny’s” friend Jessica and took place at Tom Ham’s Lighthouse?
(the web address on the note)
May 25, 2007 at 1:28 pm rating: +1 
#6 AB
If the DJ refused to play “Toxic,” he couldn’t have been that bad.
May 26, 2007 at 5:53 pm rating: +6 
#7 DiegoFuego
I don’t think I know anyone who would write a note like that just because the DJ didn’t play one song they requested, but I don’t know everybody.
And I think that the better DJs have a pretty good sense of humor when it comes to music, and so they usually play songs like “Toxic”.
P.S. Mark’s comment is amazing.
May 26, 2007 at 8:26 pm rating: 0 
#8 Leslie
omg/lol…the directions are for tom ham’s lighthouse in san diego. that was mean…why didn’t jenny and meagan simply put in some rockin’ requests for the sucky DJ?
Mark’s comment was ace and ironically P/A too!
May 27, 2007 at 4:13 pm rating: 0 
#9 YOOOOHOOO
MZ, good call. Jenny must be a fucking idiot for submitting this herself.
Jenny: “Hey guys, look at the stupid note I wrote!”
Jun 15, 2007 at 12:25 pm rating: 0 
#10 Eddie "sucky" Vedder
My sympathy is with the girls only because music sucks, and DJs suck.
Jul 4, 2007 at 1:23 am rating: 0 
#11 M@
Team Mark FTW
Jul 4, 2007 at 11:16 pm rating: 0 
#12 i used to be your biggest fan
[...] you know he only became a dj to get girls [...]
Dec 3, 2007 at 2:13 pm rating: 0 
#13 Jeff
I’m a DJ, and this would sting. Although, not as much as the usual “Have you got anything good/we can dance to?” requests… They’re the best…
Dec 11, 2007 at 11:47 am rating: 0 
#14 Joey's Stinky Foot
The DJ should be commended for keeping everyone from vomiting in disgust.
Jul 2, 2008 at 4:55 pm rating: 0 
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