This fiendishly funny note comes to us courtesy of Jennifer in Philly, who does not condone the theft of bottled water of any kind.
Next time, go for the Fiji?
May 24th, 2007 · 11 comments
FILED UNDER: "helpful" advice · exclamation-point happy!!!! · not-so-veiled threats · office · office fridge · oh snap · stealing · water
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#1
pennysquisher
I wonder if it occurred to the person who wrote this note that the bottle was either thrown away by someone cleaning out the freezer or was used as an icepack by someone who assumed the frozen, used water bottle was there for that purpose.
May 24, 2007 at 3:37 pm rating: 2
#2
jessicatillyer
your blog is fucking amazing. i can only imagine the sarcastic person that must lie behind all this genius.
xo! violet tiger
May 24, 2007 at 6:53 pm rating: 1
#3
pastorofdisaster
Fiend, theres a word that isn’t tossed around often.
May 24, 2007 at 7:06 pm rating: 2
#4
lilpita
dude, if it’s not yours, don’t take it. period. that is so disrespectful and I know your mama brought you up better than that.
May 25, 2007 at 1:50 am rating: 1
#5
Tracy
LOL! That’s awesome! A few years ago, someone took my water bottle out of the freezer at work. I guess they didn’t realize that I’d been drinking out of the same bottle and refilling it for a few days…hope they enjoyed the backwash!!
May 26, 2007 at 8:32 pm rating: 0
#6
stephizzal
i thought it said ‘deer cack’ water at first… :S
Jul 7, 2008 at 10:24 am rating: 4
#7
pope suburban
Not only did I think it said “deer cack,” I’m also pretty sure it says, “It was fap” after “5/30.” While the possibilities are endless if that is what it says, I’d rather not contemplate them.
Sep 9, 2008 at 11:57 am rating: 11
#8
GhostWriter
The fiend left a telltale blue footprint in the middle of the note, …oh wait, they’re exclamation points.
Sep 9, 2008 at 12:19 pm rating: 4
#9 that personalized stationery finally comes in handy
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Jun 10, 2009 at 11:34 pm rating: 0
#10 that personalized stationery finally comes in handy
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Jun 10, 2009 at 11:34 pm rating: 0
#11
Rasputin
Nothing pisses me off like people who steal my frozen tapwater… except when they steal an old plastic bottle along with it!
Apr 22, 2010 at 4:10 am rating: 0
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