Next time, go for the Fiji?

May 24th, 2007 · 11 comments

This fiendishly funny note comes to us courtesy of Jennifer in Philly, who does not condone the theft of bottled water of any kind.

To the fiend that took my Deer Park water which was frozen solid out of the freezer in the door tip shelf!!!

FILED UNDER: "helpful" advice · exclamation-point happy!!!! · not-so-veiled threats · office · office fridge · oh snap · stealing · water


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  • #1   pennysquisher

    I wonder if it occurred to the person who wrote this note that the bottle was either thrown away by someone cleaning out the freezer or was used as an icepack by someone who assumed the frozen, used water bottle was there for that purpose.

    May 24, 2007 at 3:37 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   jessicatillyer

    your blog is fucking amazing. i can only imagine the sarcastic person that must lie behind all this genius.

    xo! violet tiger

    May 24, 2007 at 6:53 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   pastorofdisaster

    Fiend, theres a word that isn’t tossed around often.

    May 24, 2007 at 7:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   lilpita

    dude, if it’s not yours, don’t take it. period. that is so disrespectful and I know your mama brought you up better than that.

    May 25, 2007 at 1:50 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Tracy

    LOL! That’s awesome! A few years ago, someone took my water bottle out of the freezer at work. I guess they didn’t realize that I’d been drinking out of the same bottle and refilling it for a few days…hope they enjoyed the backwash!!

    May 26, 2007 at 8:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   stephizzal

    i thought it said ‘deer cack’ water at first… :S

    Jul 7, 2008 at 10:24 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   pope suburban

    Not only did I think it said “deer cack,” I’m also pretty sure it says, “It was fap” after “5/30.” While the possibilities are endless if that is what it says, I’d rather not contemplate them.

    Sep 9, 2008 at 11:57 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   GhostWriter bang

    The fiend left a telltale blue footprint in the middle of the note, …oh wait, they’re exclamation points.

    Sep 9, 2008 at 12:19 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
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    Jun 10, 2009 at 11:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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  • #11   Rasputin

    Nothing pisses me off like people who steal my frozen tapwater… except when they steal an old plastic bottle along with it!

    Apr 22, 2010 at 4:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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