if you missed them, act 1 and act 2.
sadly, season one of this series ends with a dramatic cliffhanger ending!
will the mad bomber be caught in the act? will richard g. sells post another sign outing the bomber for public humiliation and condemnation?
we can only hope.
reddit!
stumble it!
negative: although the item was exactly as described, the shipping charges were reasonable, and the item...
44 responses so far ↓
#1 anonymouscoworker
I desperately hope to see more from Richard G. Sells.
May 25, 2007 at 9:46 am rating: +1
#2 Just Sayin'
I have a feeling that the perpetrator of the vile defacing of the ladies bathroom will not be able to quit. I predict that we will see further posts for Richard G. Sells.
May 25, 2007 at 10:50 am rating: +1
#3 joebec
it’s too bad that people just can’t crap IN the toilet anymore, they have to crap ON or AROUND it. that is just f-ing NASS-T!!!
May 25, 2007 at 11:19 am rating: 0
#4 alec
I want to catch the Mad Bomber… on my chest… blech.
May 25, 2007 at 11:21 am rating: 0
#5 mothmanbr
I sure hope they don’t cancel the series.
May 25, 2007 at 11:37 am rating: +1
#6 Anhoni
Yes, but what tracking methods did they use?
I can’t tell you how much I’d like Richard to out the perp.
May 25, 2007 at 12:19 pm rating: +1
#7 mothmanbr
Anhoni now that I think of it, I have a feeling Richard G. Sells will die moments before revealing who the perp is, giving us another season just like season 1, but with a different main character.
May 25, 2007 at 4:26 pm rating: 0
#8 Duh
I think Richard is full of it. He doesn’t have any idea who’s doing the pooping. He’s just trying to scare them into stopping.
I saw this on Law and Order I think…
May 25, 2007 at 5:24 pm rating: +2
#9 Sandy
Can he really bring lawsuit against the person? Really?
May 25, 2007 at 7:54 pm rating: 0
#10 Anhoni
mothmanbr - *laughing* you are so right. it’s like you have the evil mind of a television network executive.
May 25, 2007 at 8:36 pm rating: 0
#11 Lunch Lady Doris
You know, they’d have a much better chance of catching the poop perp if they would just hang out and wait, preferably with a camera, and not let the person know she has been caught. How do we even know this mysterious perp isn’t Richard G. Sells himself?
May 25, 2007 at 10:58 pm rating: +1
#12 Kate
I agree with Duh.. it’s just a tactic… But I hope it works.
May 26, 2007 at 2:01 am rating: 0
#13 Austin
Clearly there’s a sickness involved in this. I mean dang nobody craps that much and all over the place if they don’t have some REAL serious intestinal issues. But why go to the gym to relieve herself? Would YOU want to relieve that kinda crap at your house? If I had angry (irritable) bowel syndrome coupled with a seizure disorder I’d go somewhere else to use the restroom too. I mean think of it, would you want to have a seizure AND take a crap at the same time? Now her behavior seems understandable doesn’t it? Irritable Bowel Syndrome and a Seizure Disorder explains this all away.
Catching it on film though….I don’t know if I’d want to be the cop who views that tape. I suppose if they want to catch the perp there’s plenty of DNA left behind.
Austin
May 26, 2007 at 2:46 am rating: +1
#14 Art
But really, you have to ask — where’s the expense in all of this? Would they not have a cleaning crew, were it not for the Crapinator? Would they not have a need to clean the restroom?
This is better than LOST.
May 26, 2007 at 4:27 am rating: 0
#15 videodoll
haha. they will never catch the mad bomber. I hope they don’t anyway, this guy is hysterical.
i always imagined most people try to crap at their home and avoid it at the gym but apparently that is not the case.
May 27, 2007 at 1:37 am rating: 0
#16 whodunnit
the bathroom key sign-out sheet referenced in a prior note would make it pretty easy to figure out who the mad bomber is. but perhaps she used an alias!
May 29, 2007 at 11:58 am rating: 0
#17 DangerousNerd
“Bring this to an end”? Hilarious. In a completely sophomoric way.
May 30, 2007 at 3:52 pm rating: 0
#18 which one of these is not like the other? « passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, coworkers and strangers
[...] 6th, 2007 · 24 Comments along with the mad bomber series, i’d say this note is one for the hall of fame. there are so many amazing elements here i [...]
Jun 7, 2007 at 6:02 pm rating: 0
#19 the mad bomber, act 2: please stay seated during the entire performance
[...] act 3 coming soon… [...]
Jun 8, 2007 at 8:37 am rating: 0
#20 M@
I think Lunch Lady Doris is onto something -
> “How do we even know this mysterious perp isn’t Richard G. Sells himself?
I can just picture Richard - a tall, skinny man with a pencil line mustache, pants around his hairy ankles, laughing maniacally while he smears his excrement around the ladies’ room, secure in the knowledge that he’s the last one they’ll ever suspect…
Jul 4, 2007 at 10:50 pm rating: 0
#21 Dan "the man" Clementine
When i was diagnosed w/Crohn’s Disease (makes IBD/IBS look like a picnic) i was worried about my control. in 5 years, i have had one(1) accident, and (thankfully) had emergency pants & underwear with me. i have never missed the bowl, regardless of the crushing pressure buildup/need to release.
diseases aside, there is no good reason for missing. none. nada. finito. the end.
BTW, wipe the seat w/ a little TP, use a butt gasket, lay TP on the seat, etc. The barrier may only be a few microns thick, but to microbes it may as well be miles. you are more likley to catch something at a buffet than you are off the toilet.
Jul 24, 2007 at 1:34 pm rating: 0
#22 Kate
There was a similar note in the ladies’ at a nearby Borders, politely warning the individual who vomited all over the loo every Sunday morning to cease and desist.
Jul 25, 2007 at 6:30 am rating: 0
#23 Tom
For those who are worried about catching something from the toilet seat, studies have shown that the toilet seat actually has less bacteria than the doorknob going out of the bathroom. Yes, that means that your fellow denizens are wiping and then not washing their hands. Disgusting.
Aug 2, 2007 at 8:12 am rating: 0
#24 Steph
I love how they’re tracking this person. It seems they’re narrowing it down. I look forward to the surveillance report!
Aug 5, 2007 at 1:01 pm rating: 0
#25 Joanne
Enough with the cliffhanger! I need to know if justice was served. Tell me the Mad Bomber was appropriately punished!
Aug 8, 2007 at 1:14 pm rating: 0
#26 Dude
I gotta know now!
Aug 10, 2007 at 1:17 pm rating: 0
#27 Jeff
The last note served its purpose - the bomber was scared away. We will not read about the apprehension of this character because RGS didnt have any inside clue on who-dun-it. He played a bluff and won. If they knew they wouldnt have waited for another instance.
Sep 10, 2007 at 4:57 pm rating: 0
#28 T-Bone
This series of notes made my day. Fabulous! The comments have been superb as well.
Duh– I agree with you. RGS has no earthly idea who the Mad Bomber is. Lunch Lady– “Poop Perp”; excellent!
We had a mad bomber at our law office. It was just awful. No smearage, just a tidy pile in the corner.
*Cue “Jaws” theme*
T-Bone creeps down the hall to the ladies’ room, hoping the Poop Perp has not struck again. She reaches the doorway and gingerly opens the door, stepping silently into the bathroom. T-Bone is alone. The stall door ahead is cracked open, not yet revealing the secrets of what lay therein. T-Bone pushes lightly on the stall door and it swings open.
Inside lay a fresh pile o’ poo.
Epilogue: we never did find our Mad Bomber.
Sep 21, 2007 at 9:41 am rating: 0
#29 claw71
I’m not surprised you had that problem at your law office, T-Bone, seeing how lawyers are so full of shit it’s coming out of their ears.
Sep 21, 2007 at 9:55 am rating: 0
#30 T-Bone
claw, that’s God’s honest truth.
I could never understand why a person would do such a thing. Sexual gratification? Control? Power? So pathetic.
Sep 21, 2007 at 9:58 am rating: 0
#31 claw71
That sort of behavior is passive aggressive. It’s not about control or sexual gratification but power, or lack thereof.
Somebody crapping up a stall might have issues with making contact with the fixtures. You see it more often in the women’s room because they have to sit (or squat) for both of the typical bathroom functions. I have personally talked to people who claim to “hover” when they use the facilities. Of course I ask about the potential mess but all of the hover-people claim they don’t leave one. BULL!
Somebody who goes so far as to crap in a corner is not afraid of contact with public toilets, they are acting out. The person doing it is probably the nicest, most amiable person in the whole office. They can’t express anger or frustration in a constructive manner so they express themselves secretly. They are also ticking time bombs who might go postal. If I’m working in an office where somebody starts “Mad Bombing” I’m turning in my notice.
BTW, I’m not a qualified professional but I’ve read a few articles on this behavior. I worked in an office where we had a booger monkey who left smears of snot everywhere. Sure enough it was the sweet older woman who always brought in goodies. Makes you wonder what was in those snickerdoodles.
Sep 21, 2007 at 10:54 am rating: 0
#32 Coke-aholic
#21, What the hell is a butt gasket? What kind of people carry one around with them wherever they go?
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:03 am rating: 0
#33 Tiffany
It’s one of those little paper rings you put on the seat before you sit down. I think.
Nov 22, 2007 at 9:10 am rating: 0
#34 girl without cup
I wonder if the mad bomber just learned to bring her own cup.
Dec 20, 2007 at 11:37 pm rating: 0
#35 web diversions
This reminds me of David Sedaris’ “Adventures at Poo Corner” from This American Life. You can listen to it (for free!) here: http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=1158
Apr 7, 2008 at 3:19 pm rating: 0
#36 the mad bomber, act 1: “sorry about the language”
[...] 2 and 3 to come shortly… digg_skin = ‘compact’; reddit! stumble [...]
Apr 16, 2008 at 9:30 pm rating: 0
#37 Andy Oakely
Most likely he doesn’t know who has been doing it and this latest note is just a psychological ploy to make the guilty think he knows.
May 15, 2008 at 2:22 am rating: 0
#38 Crash
I don’t know why people post on old threads…
Damn,
this post is almost a year old !!
May 15, 2008 at 2:34 am rating: 0
#39 goose
Haha!
I’m going to start a new webpage… passiveaggressiveyearoldcomments.com
May 15, 2008 at 7:01 pm rating: 0
#40 Jamesie
OUT THE BOMBER! I must know who it is! I want a pic of the perpetrator!
And you’re reading this OLD post so what’s wrong with posting on old threads?
May 20, 2008 at 12:43 pm rating: 0
#41 TMD
I guess I shouldn’t come here if I want to try to curb my addiction to other people’s drama, huh?
Jul 16, 2008 at 2:21 pm rating: 0
Leave a Comment