…but hot pockets are totally the car radios of the communal freezer.
exhibit a: new york city 
exhibit b: southern oregon
exhibit c: washington, d.c.
exhibit d: oahu, hawaii
thanks to beth at columbia and dj shaggy for their help in uncovering this phenomenon.
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31 responses so far ↓
#1 nikki
this is my favorite so far
May 29, 2007 at 1:23 am rating: 0
#2 TheShortFatKid
hot pockets are a hot theft item and responsible for the riun of many o’ work microwave. They blow-up big time when they are put in too long.
May 29, 2007 at 7:05 am rating: 0
#3 Marnie
Number three is so so so my favorite for it’s plethora of grammar mistakes and because the person topped it off with a “shall not.”
How very biblical.
Now, I wish I had a hot pocket.
May 29, 2007 at 8:12 am rating: 0
#4 carolbrowne
I had no idea there was such a hot pocket problem in the world. Shocking!
May 29, 2007 at 8:46 am rating: 0
#5 Anhoni
Who knew these items were the crack cocaine of the food world? People will lie, cheat, steal and possibly ruins their lives just for a taste.
I liked the last submit of the photos of the convenience store thieves. I used to work at a bookstore and we did that with shoplifters. Good times.
May 29, 2007 at 9:10 am rating: 0
#6 cape buffalo
that first one needs to be forwarded to the overlords at the unnecessary quotation marks blog.
May 29, 2007 at 9:58 am rating: 0
#7 krkbaker
It seems that hot pockets may perhaps be the car radios of a shared freezer. Perhaps easier to steal because it only takes a couple of minutes to cook them. So you’re in and out. Funny. kim
May 29, 2007 at 10:03 am rating: 0
#8 Tatyana
I LOVE hotpockets, and have been said to closely resemble one.
May 29, 2007 at 10:24 am rating: 0
#9 Lara
Hot pocket theifs should be dealt with by using the fullest extent of the law.
May 29, 2007 at 10:30 am rating: 0
#10 joebec
OMG, hot pockets really ARE that good! i’m gonna have to try them for myself. i wonder who’s i can steal… LOL
May 29, 2007 at 11:46 am rating: 0
#11 Lexi
People at my work LOVE to steal hotpockets (or my lean pockets). I have had them stolen from me multiple times. I can’t write a note cause HR would no approve of that. Oh well. The only thing I can do is continue to write my name on the box and keep my fingers crossed.
May 29, 2007 at 3:47 pm rating: 0
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May 29, 2007 at 7:02 pm rating: 0
#13 Chriz
Whom needs a grammar lesson?
May 29, 2007 at 10:22 pm rating: 0
#14 bluespike
love the sad smiley in the first one
May 30, 2007 at 12:51 am rating: 0
#15 whatladder
That reminds me of my mother’s favourite joke:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
F*ck.
F*ck who?
F*uck WHOM.
May 30, 2007 at 1:30 am rating: 0
#16 themrs07
Hot pockets are effin disgusting. Who the hell would be desperate enough to steal ‘em MUST be hungrier than hell.. let ‘em have ‘em. Ugh.
May 30, 2007 at 5:36 pm rating: 0
#17 seamus
Jim Gaffigan has a joke that goes something like:
“You what no one has ever said before? ‘Wow, eating that Hot Pocket sure was a good idea. I am glad I did that.’”
May 30, 2007 at 10:06 pm rating: 0
#18 scottyf311
If hot pockets weren’t so portable and delicious, this wouldn’t be a problem, now huh???
May 31, 2007 at 2:08 pm rating: 0
#19 Hamilton Lovecraft
This aggression will not stand, man!
Jun 1, 2007 at 1:03 am rating: 0
#20 LQP
Back in the day when I worked at a public library somebody stole my Hot Pockets. I responded by writing this passive-aggressive haiku (or something similar, I can’t recall it exactly) and posting it on the fridge:
Dear Hot Pocket Thief:
I hope that it tastes like guilt,
So hot and delish
The next day there was a note from the Hot Pocket thief who was profuse in his/her apology, as well as two new replacement boxes of hot pockets.
I felt really terrible despite it all, and attempt to curb any passive aggressive behavior from myself.
Jun 1, 2007 at 10:49 am rating: 0
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Jun 1, 2007 at 11:16 pm rating: 0
#22 Hellen
Jim Gaffigan - Hot Pocketsssss…..Pope Pocketsssss!!! (Just go to YouTube and type in hot pockets and his name, Jim Gaffigan, you will die from laughing!!!!)
Jun 4, 2007 at 10:13 am rating: 0
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Jun 5, 2007 at 9:13 am rating: 0
#24 Janey
Yuck. I HATE Hotpockets. I’m not sure why anybody would want to steal them, let alone buy them.
I agree with Hellen about Jim Gaffigan’s standup - hilarious!
Jun 14, 2007 at 10:14 am rating: 0
#25 Brian
My musical comedy duo wrote a song about hot pockets. It turned out to be a pretty good recording. check myspace.com/daveandbrian
Oct 11, 2007 at 10:05 pm rating: 0
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I had some A**Hole at work who would drink some of my 1/2 gallon milk daily that I kept in a community fridge at work. I never figured out who it was, but I got ‘em good! I diluted the milk with my golden sweet urine!
Nov 28, 2007 at 12:34 pm rating: 0
#27 GezD
#3 “…it’s plethora of grammar mistakes.” I see what you did there; you were being ironic.
Dec 1, 2007 at 7:43 am rating: +1
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