Yeah, I got fired…but that Hot Pocket sure was worth it.

May 30th, 2007 · 14 comments

This exercise in redundancy is brought to us by Erika in Los Angeles. It’s like the note-writer couldn’t decide which tactic would be most effective and just opted for all of the above.

REMEMBER!

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  • #1   deliverator

    The REMEMEBER at the top is gold.

    May 30, 2007 at 1:09 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Danaë

    Fired for taking someone else’s lunch? What kind of draconian bullshit is that?

    May 30, 2007 at 2:16 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   joebec

    cuz you know if i was to DELIBERATELY take someone’s lunch, that “shame on you” would surely stop me!! LOL people are FUNNY!

    May 30, 2007 at 2:56 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Kelly Cip Loves Daniel Cipriani 4eva

    REMEMBER to use an apostrophe correctly especially if english is your 2nd language, if not, SHAME ON YOU!

    May 30, 2007 at 3:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   mom

    Actually I’ve had jobs that were worth much less than a stolen hot pocket.

    May 30, 2007 at 3:52 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Terri

    Fired for taking someone else’s lunch? What kind of draconian bullshit is that?

    It’s policy where I work, at a large law firm. Stealing is stealing and they don’t want anyone doing that.

    May 30, 2007 at 4:07 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Jacq

    Holy shit, dude! That’s so LAME!!!!

    May 30, 2007 at 4:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Terri

    Sounds normal to me. Why should a company put up with someone lame enough to take someone else’s lunch? Your reaction makes me think you’re one of the lunch stealers, which is so wrong. I’ve had my lunch stolen several times, and I was always too poor to buy another, so I went hungry. I hope the theives enjoyed literally taking food out of my mouth.

    May 31, 2007 at 8:21 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Loanhub

    Must have to be cool. Always try to keep one away from getting fired.

    Jun 1, 2007 at 3:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Rachel of Cyberia

    too much to remember. I’ll just eat what looks best.

    Aug 10, 2007 at 10:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Cat

    Steeling is steeling but what about some unintended swapping – makes for pleasant surprices – sometimes

    Sep 28, 2007 at 2:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   jester bang

    This note makes me want to take people’s lunches from the fridge, wait an hour or so and put them back in the fridge. Who accidentally takes somebody’s lunch and then keeps it for extended periods of time? Come on, if somebody was going to take the lunch it wasn’t an accident.

    May 2, 2008 at 7:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   MAMARILLA2

      BWAHAHAHAHA…I’m going to take your lunch and hold it out for exactly 4 hours…Just past the food safety holding standards, then return it to the fridge and see how you fare.

      Aug 16, 2008 at 4:38 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
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    Sep 9, 2010 at 8:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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