Cross-country elevator action

May 31st, 2007 · 26 comments

One of these notes is from Los Angeles; one is from Lexington, Kentucky. Can you guess which is which?

If you are going to shoot Porn in the elevator — Please clean up after you are done!

Please do not spit in the elevator

(Thanks to Eve in Kentucky and Natalie in L.A. for submitting.)

FILED UNDER: California · elevator · Kentucky · Lexington · Los Angeles · office · sex sex sex


26 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Anhoni

    Now…where’s this elevator again?

    May 31, 2007 at 7:37 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   themrs07

    This is actually a problem? Yum!

    May 31, 2007 at 8:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   tj

    You’ve gotta love the after-the-fact commentary: “Nice!” Is it sarcastic or is the writer pleased to know that the elevator was used in fulfilling an Aerosmith song? A third option may find the “Nice!” commenting on the tone of the note itself. The “Management” said please, thank you, and even thought enough of the artistic effort to capitalize the p.

    May 31, 2007 at 10:11 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   mannabozo

    lemme guess – is the porn one in LA and the spit one in Kentucky?

    May 31, 2007 at 10:39 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   bluespike

    Now that’s one fucked up elevator..lol

    Jun 1, 2007 at 1:51 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   HG

    i love the fact that management is cool with porn being shot in the elevator as long as they clean up..

    Jun 1, 2007 at 3:23 am   rating: 27  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Patrick

    I’m pretty sure that is not proper elevator etiquette…

    http://www.elevatorrules.com/

    Jun 1, 2007 at 6:13 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Dr. Ragan

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    http://www.psychologyofclutter.com

    Jun 1, 2007 at 6:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Charlie Campbell

    “one of these notes is from los angeles; one is from lexington, kentucky. can you guess which is which?”

    what the hell is that supposed to mean?

    Jun 1, 2007 at 7:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Melissa

    Let me guess Charlie, you’re from Kentucky?!

    Jun 1, 2007 at 9:35 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   PandoraWombat bang

      Hey!! We people from Kentucky are just as capable of shooting porn as anyone else! It’s just that we prefer to do it without spitting.

      Aug 3, 2008 at 3:17 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   joebec

    dang! get a room!

    Jun 1, 2007 at 12:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Quite Contrary

      They did!

      Jul 14, 2008 at 8:38 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Charlie Campbell

    how very astute, Melissa. :-)

    not only that, but i’m currently living in Lexington.

    for later today, i’m pondering a safari to locate the pornmaking elevator amidst this jungle of kudzu, bourbon, horses and hillbillies we’ve built for ourselves here. lol

    sorry to seem overly sensitive but stigma’s stigma no matter how you “cute” it up. ;-)

    Jun 1, 2007 at 1:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Charlie Campbell

    or at least i hope it’s the pornevator and not the spitevator. lol…

    ok, i’m done being silly. ;-)

    funny stuff, either way.

    Jun 1, 2007 at 1:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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    Jun 2, 2007 at 1:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Dylan

    I live in Winchester Kentucky and i have seen a sign that said do not shoot pornographic motion unless you pick up afterwards

    Jun 4, 2007 at 3:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   anon

    oh my god i can’t stop laughing…

    no really i can’t breathe… lmao this is by far the best post on this site…

    Jun 12, 2007 at 1:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   mike

    i’m fairly sure i’ve had sex in an elevator in lexington, but slightly more certain that it wasn’t filmed.

    Jun 14, 2007 at 12:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Crysilla

    HG:

    That was exactly what I thought.

    I think the nice written under it was regarding exactly what you said.

    Elevator action is not hot. Especially for the people who have to smell it when they use that elevator to go to work the next morning.

    Jun 25, 2007 at 10:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Katherine

    I love that they found “Porn” important enough to capitalize.

    What if someone was shooting Westerns in the elevator? Would they capitalize that?

    Jun 25, 2007 at 11:08 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   dodge by dave

    i don’t think porn is what was shooting!

    Aug 26, 2007 at 10:38 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   going up?

    [...] and lastly, a vaguely dadaist interpretation, in what very well may be another one of l.a.’s elevator-cum-film sets. [...]

    Oct 2, 2007 at 11:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Jim

    There had to be a “going down?” line in there somewhere. Maybe a mention of a “shaft” (as in elevator shaft).

    Dec 16, 2007 at 4:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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