Setting the bar high (as spotted by Corey in Winnipeg.)
UPDATE: A copy cat’s on the loose!
FILED UNDER: bathroom · Canada · office · toilet · Winnipeg
Pristine’s usually the word I first associate with bathroom/toilet. But if the note-leaver really meant it, he or she’d have some gloves and a bottle of 409 conspiciously displayed on top of the towel dispenser.
May 31, 2007 at 11:36 am rating: 1
Whattheheck? Homie livin’ in a dream world!
May 31, 2007 at 12:55 pm rating: 2
“pristine”? That’s demanding.
May 31, 2007 at 1:09 pm rating: 3
please be sure to refill the paper towels when empty, make sure the towels are in pristine condition, thank you.
May 31, 2007 at 2:57 pm rating: 2
That is THE SHINIEST, nee, PRISTINEST (not a word…?) paper towel dispenser I have EVER seen in a public restroom facility.
Dang, my retinas hurt looking at it!
May 31, 2007 at 3:04 pm rating: 0
wow, not just clean but pristine. you just can’t please some people…
May 31, 2007 at 5:18 pm rating: 1
I love the word pristine! haha! I wish more bathrooms had signs like this… in my dreams…
May 31, 2007 at 5:51 pm rating: 0
Corey (from Winnipeg)
(Yes, I’m the person who submitted the “pristine” sign… but not the person who posted it)
This evening, the paper towels from that very dispenser, thanks to some overzealous teenagers,were emptied out all over the bathroom, including into the toilet.
It’s really going to hit the fan at work tomorrow!
May 31, 2007 at 9:27 pm rating: 2
Pristine? Jesus. I don’t think I’ve ever left anything “pristine”, certainly not a toilet.
Jun 1, 2007 at 2:10 pm rating: 1
I always thought Pristine would be a pretty name for a proper little girl……
Jun 1, 2007 at 2:11 pm rating: 3
Please lick my balls after I pee all over the toilet seat.
Jun 24, 2007 at 10:26 am rating: 1
the sincerest form of passive-aggression
[...] laura in boston says one of the restrooms at her school is a real note bonanza. the inside of the stall features no fewer than four individual notes about proper flushing etiquette, and immediately outside the restroom are two (slightly contradictory notes) about proper door opening/closing. but what’s most interesting? how a couple of those notes look awfully familiar… [...]
Dec 30, 2007 at 2:18 pm rating: 0
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