Comments on: passive perfectionism

By: the sincerest form of passive-aggression

the sincerest form of passive-aggression — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 19:18:10 +0000

[...] laura in boston says one of the restrooms at her school is a real note bonanza. the inside of the stall features no fewer than four individual notes about proper flushing etiquette, and immediately outside the restroom are two (slightly contradictory notes) about proper door opening/closing. but what’s most interesting? how a couple of those notes look awfully familiar… [...]

By: Katie

Katie — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 17:26:14 +0000

Please lick my balls after I pee all over the toilet seat.

By: Bob

Bob — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 19:11:56 +0000

I always thought Pristine would be a pretty name for a proper little girl……

By: Extra P.

Extra P. — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 19:10:30 +0000

Pristine? Jesus. I don’t think I’ve ever left anything “pristine”, certainly not a toilet.

By: Corey (from Winnipeg)

Corey (from Winnipeg) — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:27:10 +0000

(Yes, I’m the person who submitted the “pristine” sign… but not the person who posted it)

This evening, the paper towels from that very dispenser, thanks to some overzealous teenagers,were emptied out all over the bathroom, including into the toilet.

It’s really going to hit the fan at work tomorrow!

By: annakristine

annakristine — Thu, 31 May 2007 22:51:20 +0000

I love the word pristine! haha! I wish more bathrooms had signs like this… in my dreams…

By: joebec

joebec — Thu, 31 May 2007 22:18:04 +0000

wow, not just clean but pristine. you just can’t please some people…

By: Melina

Melina — Thu, 31 May 2007 20:04:52 +0000

That is THE SHINIEST, nee, PRISTINEST (not a word…?) paper towel dispenser I have EVER seen in a public restroom facility.

Dang, my retinas hurt looking at it!

By: oldskychaos

oldskychaos — Thu, 31 May 2007 19:57:02 +0000

please be sure to refill the paper towels when empty, make sure the towels are in pristine condition, thank you.

By: Anhoni

Anhoni — Thu, 31 May 2007 18:09:30 +0000

“pristine”? That’s demanding.

By: Just Sayin'

Just Sayin' — Thu, 31 May 2007 17:55:33 +0000

Whattheheck? Homie livin’ in a dream world!

By: puddlehead

puddlehead — Thu, 31 May 2007 16:36:52 +0000

Pristine’s usually the word I first associate with bathroom/toilet. But if the note-leaver really meant it, he or she’d have some gloves and a bottle of 409 conspiciously displayed on top of the towel dispenser.