Comments on: Commenter confessions: dealing with office thieves

By: Sir Dick

Sir Dick — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:27:50 +0000

To LaughterRX,

Horse laxatives is dangerous. In Durban-ZA its called Jamal-Coti. Small bean type looks like a peanut. A quarter cruched, spread on a sandwich makes thieves run to the toilet after consuming water causes diahrea with embarresment.

By: Suzi

Suzi — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:53:44 +0000

I really like that the poem note has a William Carlos William Thing going on. I don’t work in an office or have a roomate but the honors program does have a lounge..I’m gonna lave something extra tasty just so to have something “Just to Say”

By: JoBoo

JoBoo — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 16:39:45 +0000

FYI – Liquid Parrafin is used as a horse laxative before certain treatments.

By: LaughterRX

LaughterRX — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 02:50:47 +0000

1. There is no such thing as a horse laxative.

2. Hot pockets are delicious

3. Urban legend.

By: Josh

Josh — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 15:59:53 +0000

Post #13, or author of… you can’t blame people bullying or taking advantage of someone so blatantly stupid, they cannot even spell ‘enemy’ and ‘aggressive’. It’s called evolution, putting shit on your toothbrush should be the least of your worries Pedro. And for the record, your mind is already damaged.

By: InvefeHeiteli

InvefeHeiteli — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 02:12:23 +0000

hm.. thank you

By: Emeny of Passive Agression

Emeny of Passive Agression — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 21:39:16 +0000

I have been a victim of this. Among other things, cat ‘poo’ on my tooth brush and people making comments I can’t defend against because they appear to be addressed some-where else. The worst thing was when people found out the things I held sacred and started attacking them. Passive agressive behaviour is a form of bullying, in the long term it damages peoples minds.

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 20:27:14 +0000

What the heck is moderation?

By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 20:26:42 +0000

The spitting on has been done many times over the years. I use to do it with my brother and beer.

By: Collaroy

Collaroy — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:37:54 +0000

The spitting thing is an urban legend. Everyone’s heard of it by now, which is why I’m always baffled that people still try to pass it off as their own (or their friends’) idea. It used to be funny the first two or three times I heard it, but now it’s just lame.

Love the one with the laxative, though!

By: Harper

Harper — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:46:29 +0000

I’m a South African. I had to look ‘hot pocket’ up on wikipedia. And WHOA! I wouldn’t give a hot pocket to my dog! You seem to be confusing a hot-pocket-thief with a guardian angel.

By: cardinalrowe

cardinalrowe — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 00:41:13 +0000

I luv the horse laxatives one! I know of a person that got mad because another person was putting chemicals in different bottles and to get the person back put hydrogen peroxide in this person’s greican formula hair dye. This was priceless, as I witnessed the result! White hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: MS

MS — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:06:28 +0000

That spitting one didn’t happen. I heard that being told as a joke years ago.

By: zoelouise

zoelouise — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 11:21:19 +0000

Howdy, large animal veterinarian here- perhaps “good soul” used a laxative, but it sure was not a horse laxative- the only laxative used in horses is mineral oil. If you put enough of that in food to cause diarrhea, the food would be inedible. Sorry.
Horses can die from diarrhea, consequently powerful laxatives are not used in that species.
Urban legend, anyone?