mike in paris brings us this petit message passif-agressif:
<<paris – 28 may 2007
urgent!
one must do one’s work during the daytime and NOT at night, or else it’s the police that will be working!
for the last time!>>
mike in paris brings us this petit message passif-agressif:
<<paris – 28 may 2007
urgent!
one must do one’s work during the daytime and NOT at night, or else it’s the police that will be working!
for the last time!>>
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8 responses so far ↓
#1
Ishido
P*tain, mais le gars il fait ce qu’il veut.
Si il veut bosser la nuit, c’est son droit.
Vraiment un mauvais coucheur son voisin.
Du vrai porte nawak’ !
Jun 1, 2007 at 8:37 am rating: +1 
#2
will
Not every passive-aggressive note is made by English speaking people? I wasn’t aware of that,
Thanks for the wonderful blog. I’ve got friends who like to communicate entirely through these passive-aggressive notes, so these give me a guffaw every time I read them.
Jun 1, 2007 at 8:49 am rating: 0 
#3
Charlie Lesoine
The funny thing is the person wrote “Paris” why? I assume this persons noisy neighbors also live in Paris….
Jun 1, 2007 at 8:51 am rating: 0 
#4
maisnon
Je m’amuse a cause de l’usage de points d’exclamation avec des p’tits cercles.
(The exclamation points with little circles crack me up. )
The juxtaposition of the happy little dots and the bitchiness of the note does it for me.
Jun 1, 2007 at 10:59 am rating: 0 
#5
Melina
Tres magnifique!
Jun 1, 2007 at 1:16 pm rating: 0 
#6
rajjbbot
i love it! total french death threat.
or uh, maybe they’re just saying they’ll call the cops.
but i like the death threat idea more.
Jun 1, 2007 at 8:29 pm rating: 0 
#7
Collaroy
That note is weird. Why would anyone be bothered by someone working at night? Unless the job in question is, I don’t know, smith or drummer.
Jun 4, 2007 at 2:44 am rating: 0 
#8
oldskychaos
Or a pro perhaps? But why would working in the day make it ok?
Jun 4, 2007 at 10:56 am rating: 0 
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