Comments on: If you sprinkle ellipses when you tinkle…

By: Anruiishi

Anruiishi — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 21:04:23 +0000

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seat-y! – - -I had to look it up. But there ya go.

By: lateonenite

lateonenite — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:35:00 +0000

You just know that most of the other ladies in the office were looking at each other, thinking “what on earth happened there? – I always leave the seat clean….”

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:19:16 +0000

in my dorm we used to have signs outside the bathroom that said:

“Men: We aim to please! You aim too, please!

Women: Please stay seated for the entire performance!”

We also had problems with women not flushing during that time of month, so someone made a pretty sign saying “FLUSH YOUR BLOODY MESS!” It included a beautifully drawn bloody tampon.

I wish I had gotten pictures of those signs

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By: xD

xD — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:38:12 +0000

pahhahaha
It makes sense!

By: Pilcrow

Pilcrow — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:20:55 +0000

Here’s how my mind filled in the rest of the poem — “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, then sit when you shit!”

By: 2 Cents

2 Cents — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:12:06 +0000

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle?”

The only bathroom rhyme I learned as a kid was from our cottage toilet:

“If it’s brown, flush it down.
If it’s yellow, let it mellow.”

(We had a small sewage tank, lol)

By: Mara

Mara — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:49:36 +0000

Obviously the only reason that paper towels are in the toilet bowls is because nobody keeps the toilet paper stocked. There must only be male janitors in this office… come on guys, don’t you know we need paper EVERY time?

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JASON — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 17:48:40 +0000

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By: Pix

Pix — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:52:42 +0000

This is just too weird for me. I work in an office building with several hundred people and our bathroom is always lookin’ good. Never any surprises. We ladies keep our ladies’ clean!

Although I always ALWAYS check before sitting in ANY situation!

By: Explainer

Explainer — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 19:05:01 +0000

The full quote goes:
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatee.”

Good poetry is hard to find. I’m still looking…

By: Certified Wackopath

Certified Wackopath — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 16:48:53 +0000

“Can we not work together to make sure it remains neat and tidy”

Can we not use a question mark in the above sentence? Brothers, sisters, come together and help the ellipsis to form at least one question mark in this lovely note!

By: dettaglio

dettaglio — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:00:50 +0000

Thank god the note writer put the extra exclamation points.
I don’t think the perps wouldve gotten the idea without them.
Oh and another version of the classic toilet poem is; “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty”