I would prefer

June 4th, 2007 · 17 comments

“I still put my stuff all over his couch,” says Ryan in D.C., who adds that this note is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to his “anal-retentive” roommate. Ryan will be moving out of the apartment soon, but (in a final passive-aggressive gesture) says he has stuffed the couch full of candy wrappers for his roommate to find.

I would prefer if things were not left on my couch. Thanks!

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17 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Jacinda

    That guy seems like a ridiculous tool! I would stuff his couch too. That’s passive-agressive to the point of nausea. Please punch him in the face before you leave!

    Jun 4, 2007 at 10:01 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   biff

      Wow, what an asshole you are. Do you have any friends? I mean, that your mommy doesn’t have to pay?

      Jul 11, 2009 at 1:42 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Meeg

    Aah the “Thanks!” at the end. It doesn’t get more passive aggressive than that.

    Jun 4, 2007 at 10:50 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   eh

    “ridiculous tool,”…? “punch him in the face,”…? hostile. no wonder people are so passive agressive.

    Jun 4, 2007 at 12:19 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   rrpa

    If ryan’s not leaving puke on the couch, then the roomie has no business complaining.

    Jun 4, 2007 at 8:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Jacinda

    Eh-

    Yes, that IS why it’s a PASSIVE AGRESSIVE note site.

    Clearly not advising him to HURT someone….just be passive agressive right back.

    I may be hostile, but you are completely ANAL.

    Jun 4, 2007 at 10:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Ged

    Ryan sounds like the jackass to me

    Jun 16, 2007 at 9:17 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   JD

    Yeah, I’m with Ged. Ryan sounds like a dickhead.

    Jun 18, 2007 at 7:21 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   laure

    Ryan sounds pretty inconsiderate. If the guy doesn’t want stuff on his couch, then don’t leave stuff on his couch.

    Jun 21, 2007 at 8:41 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Dork

    maybe he should punch the idiot’s lungs out. (To paraphrase BB.) This requires violence.

    Jun 26, 2007 at 3:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   frodo441

    …maybe if his roommate wasn’t so anal expulsive he wouldn’t leave note’s convey his annoyance at the mess he finds in his room…most of these notes aren’t passive aggressive at all…they convey a message, plain an simple…this is not passive aggressive…the person who is passive aggressive wouldn’t let you know what is wrong, this is the hallmark of the annoyance in the relationship.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 6:10 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   ghost733

    I don’t like people leaving shit on my furnitue either!

    Feb 19, 2008 at 11:07 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   jester bang

    Isn’t leaving a note on the couch leaving something on the couch and thus negating the effectiveness of said note?

    May 2, 2008 at 6:49 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   PopeOnARope bang

    My ex MIL only visited a few times. When she blew her nose she would stuff the tissues between the cushions of the couch. Gack! Sums up why the ex is an EX.

    Pope

    May 7, 2008 at 7:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Vic

    Ryan sounds like an asshole

    Apr 17, 2009 at 10:05 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   vapor cigarette

    What were they leaving on the couch? I mean if it was used condoms, who could blame the guy? I’d prefer those weren’t left on my couch either.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 3:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   windy eberly

    “my couch” says a lot, and “i would prefer” is so very annoying. punch him.

    Nov 10, 2009 at 4:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     

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