“I still put my stuff all over his couch,” says Ryan in D.C., who adds that this note is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to his “anal-retentive” roommate. Ryan will be moving out of the apartment soon, but (in a final passive-aggressive gesture) says he has stuffed the couch full of candy wrappers for his roommate to find.
17 responses so far ↓
#1
Jacinda
That guy seems like a ridiculous tool! I would stuff his couch too. That’s passive-agressive to the point of nausea. Please punch him in the face before you leave!
Jun 4, 2007 at 10:01 am rating: 90
#2
Meeg
Aah the “Thanks!” at the end. It doesn’t get more passive aggressive than that.
Jun 4, 2007 at 10:50 am rating: 90
#3
eh
“ridiculous tool,”…? “punch him in the face,”…? hostile. no wonder people are so passive agressive.
Jun 4, 2007 at 12:19 pm rating: 90
#4
rrpa
If ryan’s not leaving puke on the couch, then the roomie has no business complaining.
Jun 4, 2007 at 8:55 pm rating: 90
#5
Jacinda
Eh-
Yes, that IS why it’s a PASSIVE AGRESSIVE note site.
Clearly not advising him to HURT someone….just be passive agressive right back.
I may be hostile, but you are completely ANAL.
Jun 4, 2007 at 10:29 pm rating: 90
#6
Ged
Ryan sounds like the jackass to me
Jun 16, 2007 at 9:17 am rating: 90
#7
JD
Yeah, I’m with Ged. Ryan sounds like a dickhead.
Jun 18, 2007 at 7:21 am rating: 90
#8
laure
Ryan sounds pretty inconsiderate. If the guy doesn’t want stuff on his couch, then don’t leave stuff on his couch.
Jun 21, 2007 at 8:41 am rating: 90
#9
Dork
maybe he should punch the idiot’s lungs out. (To paraphrase BB.) This requires violence.
Jun 26, 2007 at 3:27 pm rating: 90
#10
frodo441
…maybe if his roommate wasn’t so anal expulsive he wouldn’t leave note’s convey his annoyance at the mess he finds in his room…most of these notes aren’t passive aggressive at all…they convey a message, plain an simple…this is not passive aggressive…the person who is passive aggressive wouldn’t let you know what is wrong, this is the hallmark of the annoyance in the relationship.
Nov 22, 2007 at 6:10 pm rating: 90
#11
ghost733
I don’t like people leaving shit on my furnitue either!
Feb 19, 2008 at 11:07 am rating: 90
#12
jester
Isn’t leaving a note on the couch leaving something on the couch and thus negating the effectiveness of said note?
May 2, 2008 at 6:49 pm rating: 90
#13
PopeOnARope
My ex MIL only visited a few times. When she blew her nose she would stuff the tissues between the cushions of the couch. Gack! Sums up why the ex is an EX.
Pope
May 7, 2008 at 7:49 am rating: 90
#14
Vic
Ryan sounds like an asshole
Apr 17, 2009 at 10:05 am rating: 90
#15
vapor cigarette
What were they leaving on the couch? I mean if it was used condoms, who could blame the guy? I’d prefer those weren’t left on my couch either.
Aug 9, 2009 at 3:09 pm rating: 90
#16
windy eberly
“my couch” says a lot, and “i would prefer” is so very annoying. punch him.
Nov 10, 2009 at 4:01 pm rating: 90
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