Comments on: There you go, bringing Him into it again

By: Dom

Dom — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 23:14:55 +0000

the poster is right – that stuff isn’t kosher and Jesus couldn’t eat it anyway.

By: dmap

dmap — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:29:06 +0000

poptarts, pizza rolls, and hot wings are probably food of the devil. they’re all seriously bad for you. jesus wouldn’t eat that garbage anyway.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 05:43:29 +0000

And also that it appears to be safety-pinned to a bedsheet from the 1920s…

By: Michelle

Michelle — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:53:54 +0000

*sigh* this is from my college… community kitchens never really seemed like a good idea to me.

By: Brad

Brad — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:25:20 +0000

QUOTE: “And finally, if the classroom is covered by the blood of Jesus, does that mean that it has communion wine splashed all over it?”

Nah, it’s a belief of spiritual protection used by Pentecostal-types. Basically the Christian equivalent of a protection spell (sorry folks, but it is), but in this case they invoke the blood of Jesus, thus putting under the guise of being a prayer and not magic. But it functions in the exact same way.

(Hope that in itself didn’t come off passive-aggressive.)

Actual blood or wine strewn all over the place would be heaps cooler.

By: deeksdigs

deeksdigs — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 06:05:06 +0000

I think the little heart gives the last note a real “tough love” vibe. Nice touch.

By: Miss Unloop

Miss Unloop — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:18:34 +0000

No, Jesus doesn’t steal pizza rolls and Pop Tarts – he just pops down to the local Publix and buys His own. I know – I’ve seen Him.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:39:38 +0000

I’ll bet that Jesus would have stolen hot wings and pizza rolls if they existed 2000 years ago.
Loaves and fishes are easy in comparison!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:32:51 +0000

Is “blood” a hyperlink in note three?

By: sprucemoose

sprucemoose — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:52:24 +0000

Are we talking about Jesus Alvarez, who lives next door to me? His English isn’t the greatest, so he might choose the wrong one.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 18:55:35 +0000

“your” vs. “you’re”…what would Jesus choose?

Who in their right mind writes “thier”?

By: jesus who?

jesus who? — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 16:58:30 +0000

your teaching in a room full of blood?! come on guys thats how aids gets around and you know jesus has enough of that shit to take care of. as for the poptarts who in thier right mind wouldn’t steal them their fucking delicious!

By: Uncast

Uncast — Sun, 11 May 2008 04:10:07 +0000

In response to the last note:

1. You allow children to enter a room that is covered by blood?
2. Are you sure that’s the blood of JC and not the previous daycare provider?

By: jenny

jenny — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:24:26 +0000

exactly. he wouldn’t leave a note. He’d smite your freakin ass for stealing….or maybe get his dad to smite your ass. Either way, no notes would be involved.