explains jdb: “the blue note went up first, then we hired a bunch of contractors. the red note went up shortly after that.”
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June 4th, 2007 · 4 comments
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explains jdb: “the blue note went up first, then we hired a bunch of contractors. the red note went up shortly after that.”
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#1
wagi

Hey, they didin’t mention anything about peeing in the coffee.
Jun 4, 2007 at 7:31 pm rating: 0 
#2
amayita

So welcoming!
Jun 5, 2007 at 7:17 am rating: 0 
#3
Brian

There’s a sign like that in the break room where I work; worded as a bogus notice about how to make coffee. Someone added in pen: “This class could save your life”
Jun 5, 2007 at 3:43 pm rating: 0 
#4
Dave

If you drink it, make it? If I drink it, its already been made.
Jun 5, 2007 at 7:34 pm rating: 0 
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