explains jdb: “the blue note went up first, then we hired a bunch of contractors. the red note went up shortly after that.”
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June 4th, 2007 · 6 comments
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explains jdb: “the blue note went up first, then we hired a bunch of contractors. the red note went up shortly after that.”
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#1
wagi
Hey, they didin’t mention anything about peeing in the coffee.
Jun 4, 2007 at 7:31 pm rating: +1
#2
amayita
So welcoming!
Jun 5, 2007 at 7:17 am rating: +1
#3
Brian
There’s a sign like that in the break room where I work; worded as a bogus notice about how to make coffee. Someone added in pen: “This class could save your life”
Jun 5, 2007 at 3:43 pm rating: +1
#4
Dave
If you drink it, make it? If I drink it, its already been made.
Jun 5, 2007 at 7:34 pm rating: +3
#5
Mandi
Probably means if you drink it REmake it. We had an obsessive lady that made fake tea (for the whole office), and if you took even a small bit, she would come to your desk and then drag you to the break room and ‘teach’ you how to make more. she was nuts.
Jun 17, 2009 at 1:10 pm rating: 0
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