Explains JDB: “The blue note went up first, then we hired a bunch of contractors. The red note went up shortly after that.”
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Hey, they didin’t mention anything about peeing in the coffee.
Jun 4, 2007 at 7:31 pm rating: 4
Jun 5, 2007 at 7:17 am rating: 3
You’d think in a workplace presumably inhabited by adults, posted notices reminding employees about basic courtesy would be unneeded. At least, you’d think this if you’d never had an office job.
Aug 11, 2009 at 3:30 pm rating: 1
There’s a sign like that in the break room where I work; worded as a bogus notice about how to make coffee. Someone added in pen: “This class could save your life”
Jun 5, 2007 at 3:43 pm rating: 2
If you drink it, make it? If I drink it, its already been made.
Jun 5, 2007 at 7:34 pm rating: 6
Probably means if you drink it REmake it. We had an obsessive lady that made fake tea (for the whole office), and if you took even a small bit, she would come to your desk and then drag you to the break room and ‘teach’ you how to make more. she was nuts.
Jun 17, 2009 at 1:10 pm rating: 0
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unnecessary "quotation marks"
You call that punctuation?