dispatches from an oh-so-common passive-aggressive battleground…


so, whose side are you on?
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dispatches from an oh-so-common passive-aggressive battleground…


so, whose side are you on?
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FILED UNDER: confusion??? · moving/not moving · questionable logic · roommates
"I wonder if there is a list of acceptable food products to rub on the doors. Nothing says "celebration" like a good, old fashioned door rubbing."
— Ourhero
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21 responses so far ↓
#1 pennysquisher
It sounds like they both need to move their crap into their own rooms.
Jun 5, 2007 at 2:37 pm rating: +2 
#2 alessonaday
Word.
Jun 5, 2007 at 2:54 pm rating: 0 
#3 stupidtom
Awesome! I just wanted to let you know that this whole site is great. idea well executed.
Jun 5, 2007 at 3:02 pm rating: 0 
#4 joebec
oh, pssshhht, WORD!
Jun 5, 2007 at 4:06 pm rating: 0 
#5 My Bologna Has A First Name
They both sound like jerks. What happened to a conversation?
Jun 5, 2007 at 4:19 pm rating: 0 
#6 islandude
i’m pretty sure they are both from the same person
Jun 5, 2007 at 5:08 pm rating: 0 
#7 George K
BOLOGNA: Sorry, which two guys sound like jerks? I’m pretty sure those are parts one and two of the same message. WORD. J
Jun 5, 2007 at 6:20 pm rating: 0 
#8 word!
It’s only one person: J.
WORD!
Jun 5, 2007 at 6:49 pm rating: 0 
#9 Julie
I agree, these are from the same person; they’re both signed “J”, and they use the “U”, instead of you.
Jun 5, 2007 at 7:27 pm rating: 0 
#10 Fraulein N
I agree. Word.
Jun 5, 2007 at 7:32 pm rating: 0 
#11 Kiki
It is the same person, the 2 pages are beside each other. Word.
Jun 5, 2007 at 7:50 pm rating: 0 
#12 t.
uhm…aren’t these by the same person? they’re both signed “J”…
Jun 5, 2007 at 8:29 pm rating: 0 
#13 Sharona
I expect Bologna meant that Andy is also a jerk if he is messing with J.’s stuff.
Jun 5, 2007 at 10:53 pm rating: 0 
#14 loren
Anyone with kids knows there’s a BIG difference between storing your crap underneath the table versus leaving your crap on top of the table.
If there’s paints on the table, where do I put my margarita?
Jun 5, 2007 at 10:57 pm rating: 0 
#15 Just me.
Uhm, well, if the polite thing to do would not leave your shit everywhere. On the other hand, the right thing to do would take his shit off if you need it, then put it back when your done. Duh, your in college (I assume) use your head. -_-’
Jun 11, 2007 at 6:17 am rating: 0 
#16 Will
Word.
Jun 26, 2007 at 7:29 pm rating: 0 
#17 RaggDolly121
Word.
Jul 3, 2007 at 10:28 am rating: 0 
#18 m
It depends. I mean, I can understand storing stuff in a common area on a shelf of a table (like how some tables have some shelves under them), but storing stuff on top of the table? How can the table then be used? Then again, if they’re on a table that’s not being used often, I can see that side, too.
Jul 26, 2007 at 3:12 pm rating: 0 
#19 Ryan
I’m on Andy’s side.
under table = out of the way
on the table = in the way
common area = everyone cleans up their shit when they’re done with it.
Aug 7, 2007 at 8:00 pm rating: 0 
#20 Adhara
I really, really, REALLY hate it when people use chatspeak, particularly in media that aren’t text messages that charge per character! For the love of FSM, people, it’s only TWO MORE LETTERS to write out “you”! If it’s that much of a strain, maybe you should go back to elementary school and learn to write cursive.
Jul 4, 2008 at 2:05 pm rating: 0 
#21 Hayley
TEAM J!
My housemates constantly move my shit from the common area to outside my door and it shits me to no end. And they move my shit cause that’s where they want to put theirs. Never mind that I own all the fucking furniture in the place.
Word.
Aug 1, 2008 at 2:13 am rating: 0 
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