Thanks for eating my lunch

June 5th, 2007 · 12 comments

(Charlie in Los Angeles did not eat your lunch.)

PLEASE RETURN CREAMER TO FRIDGE WHEN YOU ARE DONE. [thanks for eating my lunch...AND MINE!] [No problem Guys. Bring some more tomorrow. :) JP

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  • #1   adam

    haha i love it.

    Jun 5, 2007 at 9:43 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   L1F3

    apparently JP ate the lunch as he signed the note.
    the irony here is that there is a cafeteria on the other side of the wall from the fridge . . .

    Jun 5, 2007 at 12:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Brian

    There’s an easy cure for stolen lunches, once a week pack a sandwich marinated in tobasco sauce…

    Jun 5, 2007 at 3:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   beth

    i totally love point-counterpoint public notes.

    Jun 5, 2007 at 3:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   joebec

    some people are just so ballsy! see, this is why i waste all my money on fast food every day….it’s a jungle in the fridge!

    Jun 5, 2007 at 4:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   later that day

    later that day someone named ‘JP’ leaves another postit note, clarifying that it is NOT he who ate those lunches, but rather some other JP, or perhaps, even someone simply calling themselves JP, for the purpose of using him as the patsy.

    Jun 5, 2007 at 6:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Tom

    Brian (post #3)

    Great idea :-D….possibly even put something in there to tag the culprit; like food coloring.

    Jun 10, 2007 at 12:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   RaggDolly121

    love the “bring some more tomorrow!”

    Jul 3, 2007 at 10:32 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   HandsomeDan

    Tabasco sauce? Pfft. Bump that.

    Ex-Lax my friends, Ex-Lax.

    You can even buy it as a chocolate bar.

    Jul 19, 2007 at 11:16 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Amanda

    Maybe JP means “Just Playing” …That was the impression I got. I mean, is anyone called J.P. past middle school?

    Jul 24, 2007 at 12:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Lezi

    smooth JP, you just signed the note and will probably be attacked by some passive aggressive coworkers!

    Dec 21, 2007 at 7:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   vapor cigarette

    Steal my lunch once – shame on me. Steal my lunch twice – you’re eating what I sneeze.

    Aug 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     

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