(charlie in los angeles did not eat your lunch.)
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#1
adam
haha i love it.
Jun 5, 2007 at 9:43 am rating: 0
#2
L1F3
apparently JP ate the lunch as he signed the note.
the irony here is that there is a cafeteria on the other side of the wall from the fridge . . .
Jun 5, 2007 at 12:15 pm rating: 0
#3
Brian
There’s an easy cure for stolen lunches, once a week pack a sandwich marinated in tobasco sauce…
Jun 5, 2007 at 3:49 pm rating: 0
#4
beth
i totally love point-counterpoint public notes.
Jun 5, 2007 at 3:52 pm rating: 0
#5
joebec
some people are just so ballsy! see, this is why i waste all my money on fast food every day….it’s a jungle in the fridge!
Jun 5, 2007 at 4:56 pm rating: 0
#6
later that day
later that day someone named ‘JP’ leaves another postit note, clarifying that it is NOT he who ate those lunches, but rather some other JP, or perhaps, even someone simply calling themselves JP, for the purpose of using him as the patsy.
Jun 5, 2007 at 6:12 pm rating: 0
#7
Tom
Brian (post #3)
Great idea :-D….possibly even put something in there to tag the culprit; like food coloring.
Jun 10, 2007 at 12:25 pm rating: 0
#8
RaggDolly121
love the “bring some more tomorrow!”
Jul 3, 2007 at 10:32 am rating: 0
#9
HandsomeDan
Tabasco sauce? Pfft. Bump that.
Ex-Lax my friends, Ex-Lax.
You can even buy it as a chocolate bar.
Jul 19, 2007 at 11:16 am rating: 0
#10
Amanda
Maybe JP means “Just Playing” …That was the impression I got. I mean, is anyone called J.P. past middle school?
Jul 24, 2007 at 12:07 pm rating: 0
#11
Lezi
smooth JP, you just signed the note and will probably be attacked by some passive aggressive coworkers!
Dec 21, 2007 at 7:25 pm rating: 0
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