My personal favorite from Sara’s oh-so-delightful Office Sign Project.
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I love how it’s all two big run-on sentences. And how the second sentence is completely unrelated to the first. And how it’s all typed in capitals, of course, because people WOULDN’T THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT IF IT WASN’T.
Jun 5, 2007 at 2:43 am rating: 4
shout directly from your kitty pan??? What?
Jun 5, 2007 at 5:01 am rating: 9
Shelley - At Home in Rome
See, you learn something new every day: who knew that kitty litterS was plural? Thouse crazy manager people. I’m a cats owner too! But at least I don’t shout directly from the kitty pan when I dump my litters.
Jun 5, 2007 at 5:25 am rating: 16
I usually shout directly *at* the kitty pan, but only if the cat missed again.
Jun 5, 2007 at 8:17 am rating: 6
I have a feeling this was typed by someone for whom English is a second language.
Jun 5, 2007 at 11:18 am rating: 3
Thanks Shelley, you made me laugh out loud at work. Now everyone thinks I’m crazy. Shout out from the kitty pan, yo!
Jun 5, 2007 at 1:20 pm rating: 3
ok, i don’t even know where to start on this one. i guess the “manager” missed the class where the teacher taught about plural nouns… and punctuation. but what i’m really wondering about is if you stand in your kitty litter and shout, will that make the kitty litter not stink? or will the litter fairy come and take it for you? don’t forget to wear some slippers or something if you must shout directly from your kitty litter…
Jun 5, 2007 at 5:04 pm rating: 0
Why can’t anybody spell? I would think a landlord in particular might…might…might possibly be able to spell the word tenant, since, well, you know, that’s the main thing of his job.
Jun 5, 2007 at 10:30 pm rating: 0
Haha cheers Shelly! Awesome response. Made me literally lol!
Jun 11, 2007 at 6:30 am rating: 0
OMG this is a good one – being an apt manager myself I hate when TENNANT WHO ARE CATS OWNERS SHOUT FROM THERE KITTY LITTERS PAN AND WHEN MORONS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO TYPE TYPE IN ALL CAPS. AND HAVE LITTLE TO NO PUNCTUATION WE ALL KNOW THAT IF YOU SHOUT INDIRECTLY IT IS NOT AS SMELLY.
Jun 11, 2007 at 2:35 pm rating: 0
So am I the only one who figured out that “garbage shout” was referring to a “garbage chute”??? Definitely English as a second (or third or fourth) language…
Jun 16, 2007 at 10:01 am rating: 0
There was a girl at my old apartment complex who had a cat. She took great relish in dumping her cat litter off her second floor balcony into the flower bed and sidewalk below. When it rained the kittly litter turned into a sinking tar like mud. We dubbed her “Cat Litter Bitch”.
Jun 16, 2007 at 1:37 pm rating: 0
OHHHHHH, Garbage chute. Dang, I didn’t see that one coming. And yes, I am a cats owner too. All caps…BOOOOOO! this note…YAY!!!!!
Jun 16, 2007 at 5:12 pm rating: 0
OMG! I am CRYING I’m laughing so hard at this. And especially at Shelly’s response. My roommate is giving me dirty looks.
Jun 16, 2007 at 10:38 pm rating: 0
That note is a work of art… perhaps when that apartment manager is not busy managing all his “tennant”, he moonlights as the guy who writes the instructions for how to use chopsticks…
Jul 15, 2008 at 12:07 am rating: 3
DJ Texxx Evasion
Poor Tennants. What have they, what have they, what have they done to deserve this?
Nov 8, 2008 at 3:15 pm rating: 0
“DON’T LEAVE NOTE ON THE TENNANT DOOR…” Wouldn’t dream of it, note-leaving is for the manager to do.
Dec 3, 2009 at 5:44 pm rating: 3
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