Comments on: To all tennant

By: Brittany

Brittany — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:44:09 +0000

“DON’T LEAVE NOTE ON THE TENNANT DOOR…” Wouldn’t dream of it, note-leaving is for the manager to do.

By: DJ Texxx Evasion

DJ Texxx Evasion — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 18:15:26 +0000

Poor Tennants. What have they, what have they, what have they done to deserve this?

By: Miss Unloop

Miss Unloop — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:07:36 +0000

That note is a work of art… perhaps when that apartment manager is not busy managing all his “tennant”, he moonlights as the guy who writes the instructions for how to use chopsticks…

By: Debe

Debe — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 05:38:06 +0000

OMG! I am CRYING I’m laughing so hard at this. And especially at Shelly’s response. My roommate is giving me dirty looks.

By: shukrani

shukrani — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 00:12:06 +0000

OHHHHHH, Garbage chute. Dang, I didn’t see that one coming. And yes, I am a cats owner too. All caps…BOOOOOO! this note…YAY!!!!!

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 20:37:48 +0000

There was a girl at my old apartment complex who had a cat. She took great relish in dumping her cat litter off her second floor balcony into the flower bed and sidewalk below. When it rained the kittly litter turned into a sinking tar like mud. We dubbed her “Cat Litter Bitch”.

By: sandy

sandy — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 17:01:44 +0000

So am I the only one who figured out that “garbage shout” was referring to a “garbage chute”??? Definitely English as a second (or third or fourth) language…

By: Ron

Ron — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 21:35:10 +0000

OMG this is a good one – being an apt manager myself I hate when TENNANT WHO ARE CATS OWNERS SHOUT FROM THERE KITTY LITTERS PAN AND WHEN MORONS WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO TYPE TYPE IN ALL CAPS. AND HAVE LITTLE TO NO PUNCTUATION WE ALL KNOW THAT IF YOU SHOUT INDIRECTLY IT IS NOT AS SMELLY.

By: Just me.

Just me. — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 13:30:42 +0000

Haha cheers Shelly! Awesome response. Made me literally lol!

By: awittykitty

awittykitty — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:30:24 +0000

Why can’t anybody spell? I would think a landlord in particular might…might…might possibly be able to spell the word tenant, since, well, you know, that’s the main thing of his job.

By: joebec

joebec — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:04:31 +0000

ok, i don’t even know where to start on this one. i guess the “manager” missed the class where the teacher taught about plural nouns… and punctuation. but what i’m really wondering about is if you stand in your kitty litter and shout, will that make the kitty litter not stink? or will the litter fairy come and take it for you? don’t forget to wear some slippers or something if you must shout directly from your kitty litter…

By: Pedgehog

Pedgehog — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 18:20:49 +0000

Thanks Shelley, you made me laugh out loud at work. Now everyone thinks I’m crazy. Shout out from the kitty pan, yo!

By: shannon

shannon — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 16:18:30 +0000

I have a feeling this was typed by someone for whom English is a second language.

By: letters

letters — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 13:17:28 +0000

I usually shout directly *at* the kitty pan, but only if the cat missed again.