from an all-girls floor of a boston university dorm…
ah, college. thanks to vicky in boston for submitting!
from an all-girls floor of a boston university dorm…
ah, college. thanks to vicky in boston for submitting!
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14 responses so far ↓
#1
Tom
Why is it “SHE DOESN’T LIKE THAT EITHER. IT’S HER ROOM, TOO.” ?
Something tells me this was directed toward a specific somebody….probably the one who wrote “Grow UP D-Bag = )”
Jun 10, 2007 at 11:46 am rating: 0
#2
Vicky
Ok, the story behind this is there was a girl on our floor who was the queen to her boyfriend’s king of PDA. They would make out EVERYWHERE. The hallway, the common room, the elevators, everywhere. One night they were making out on her bed (with the door open) while the girl’s roommate was at her computer, trying to ignore it. Since the room was across from the bathroom, everyone who walked past saw it. So someone took it upon themselves to hang this up by the elevator. I’m thinking the girl’s boyfriend added the afterthought LOL.
Jun 20, 2007 at 4:32 pm rating: +1
#3
RaggDolly121
NOW I understand. Thanks Vicky!
btw, I wasn’t the one who put up the sign.
Jul 3, 2007 at 10:27 am rating: 0
#4
Adri
A few weeks ago, my friend’s suitemate was having sex with his girlfriend (LOUDLY) almost every hour, they even had sex with the door WIDE OPEN once. (They have a sheet to cover the sight, BUT STILL! OPEN?!)
What do you DO in the situation?!
Mar 26, 2008 at 12:13 am rating: 0
#5
Myksha
maybe its just me.. but I thoroughly enjoy stealing glances at people who are getting it on.. its hot!
Don’t hate, appreciate! (And why are people who are walking to the bathroom, looking into anothers bedroom anyways? OBVIOUSLY they are peepers too!! Therefore, no right to complain. If the roommate doesn’t like it, she should leave. Or invite her boyfriend over and makeout like its 1999.)
May 3, 2008 at 7:01 pm rating: +1
#6
Hayley
Pretty sure that if I were bored enough with my life to write a note like this to my floormate, that I probably WOULD like to see that while walking innocently to the bathroom.
Actually, I’m not bored with my life and I still enjoy watching other people make out. Especially if they’re all tongues and slobber. I bet D-Bag stood there for a good 2 minutes watching. At least.
Aug 1, 2008 at 2:10 am rating: +2
#7
morgan
oh wow
Aug 14, 2008 at 1:16 am rating: 0
#8
Kelly
Whoever wrote this is probably jealous ’cause she isn’t getting any…
Dec 12, 2008 at 7:35 pm rating: 0
#9
Lelli
It’s funny that the smiley after the d-bag is pretty passive aggressive in itself!
Apr 23, 2009 at 2:15 pm rating: 0
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