from the offices of “a large internet company” in northern virginia…
thanks to liz for submitting!
priorities
June 6th, 2007 · 6 comments
FILED UNDER: bathroom · group bitchfest · office · smiley · toilet · virginia
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6 responses so far ↓
#1
Raptor Porn
I have a couple of notes over on my blogspot that are pretty hilarious
Click my name
Jun 6, 2007 at 8:28 am rating: 0
#2
Jamie
I agree, flushed toilets SHOULD take priority over wet counter tops! I love this blog!
Jun 6, 2007 at 9:53 am rating: 0
#3
mavr
I think every office bathroom 0ught to have one of these signs
Jun 6, 2007 at 12:43 pm rating: 0
#4
brek
i live in northern virginia where we adhere to a strict policy of if its yellow let it mellow, if its brown let it simmer.. and waft.
Jun 10, 2007 at 1:23 pm rating: +2
#5
RaggDolly121
I agree w/ mavr
Jul 3, 2007 at 10:25 am rating: 0
#6 choose-your-own adventure memo
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