ouch.(says bethany: “i don’t really know what I did to deserve this.”)
roommate poison
June 7th, 2007 · 16 comments
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16 responses so far ↓
#1 It wasn’t me… « Eclectics Anonymous
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Jun 8, 2007 at 4:10 am rating: 0 
#2
hanbonan
BURN!
(literally!)
Jun 8, 2007 at 5:56 am rating: 0 
#3
beth
I assume there’s a history of notes behind it, otherwise it’s totally the type of thing I’d write to tease someone.
Jun 8, 2007 at 9:08 am rating: +1 
#4
Erika
*I* know what Bethany did to deserve this!!
Jun 8, 2007 at 11:18 am rating: +1 
#5
Jacinda
I am in my office and I cracked up so loudly when I read this. That’s pretty agressive for passive-agressive…..but HILARIOUS.
Though since it was such a thinly veiled insult, I’d be kinda hurt if I were Bethany.
Jun 8, 2007 at 12:00 pm rating: +2 
#6
Peggy
Oh, please, Bethany. You know. And we all know you know.
Jun 8, 2007 at 12:05 pm rating: +2 
#7
Miss Anthropy
It looks like the note on the side has “Roommate” crossed out, and “And Posse” filled in.
I would just have assumed my roommates were high and goofing off.
Jun 8, 2007 at 12:54 pm rating: 0 
#8
mothmanbr
It looks like “Ant poison” instead of “and posse”, I think.
Jun 8, 2007 at 2:56 pm rating: +1 
#9
Cody
Looks like someone really needs poison. But is it really for the ants? Hmm…
Jun 8, 2007 at 11:30 pm rating: 0 
#10
Kevin
This is the best note of them all.
Jun 9, 2007 at 10:24 am rating: +3 
#11
Tom
So………do I buy the poison…O_o
I feel bad for Ben hahaha. What the hell is he going to do when he sees the note X-D ?
Jun 10, 2007 at 11:18 am rating: +1 
#12
Rozz
Will cyanide do the trick?
Jun 10, 2007 at 9:56 pm rating: +1 
#13
Connor
As a joke I’d probably go buy some poisen, but you’d always have that paranoid thought in the back of your mind. “What if they actually use it?”
Jun 12, 2007 at 10:40 am rating: 0 
#14
Ang
ben obviously saw the note – he wrote a shopping list – “roommate”, which is crossed off, and then wrote “ant poison” instead.
Jun 14, 2007 at 7:34 am rating: +1 
#15
RaggDolly121
grow up, bethany
Jul 3, 2007 at 10:18 am rating: 0 
#16
Oni
That ant poison was fucking delicious!
Oct 12, 2008 at 5:48 pm rating: +1 
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