Roommate poison

June 7th, 2007 · 16 comments

Says Bethany: “I don’t really know what I did to deserve this.”

Ben - Buy poison. (For [Bethany] ants)

Ouch.

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16 responses so far ↓

  • #1   hanbonan

    BURN!

    (literally!)

    Jun 8, 2007 at 5:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   beth

    I assume there’s a history of notes behind it, otherwise it’s totally the type of thing I’d write to tease someone.

    Jun 8, 2007 at 9:08 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Erika

    *I* know what Bethany did to deserve this!!

    Jun 8, 2007 at 11:18 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Jacinda

    I am in my office and I cracked up so loudly when I read this. That’s pretty agressive for passive-agressive…..but HILARIOUS.

    Though since it was such a thinly veiled insult, I’d be kinda hurt if I were Bethany.

    Jun 8, 2007 at 12:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Peggy

    Oh, please, Bethany. You know. And we all know you know.

    Jun 8, 2007 at 12:05 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Miss Anthropy

    It looks like the note on the side has “Roommate” crossed out, and “And Posse” filled in.

    I would just have assumed my roommates were high and goofing off.

    Jun 8, 2007 at 12:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   mothmanbr

    It looks like “Ant poison” instead of “and posse”, I think.

    Jun 8, 2007 at 2:56 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Cody

    Looks like someone really needs poison. But is it really for the ants? Hmm…

    Jun 8, 2007 at 11:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Kevin

    This is the best note of them all.

    Jun 9, 2007 at 10:24 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Tom

    So………do I buy the poison…O_o

    I feel bad for Ben hahaha. What the hell is he going to do when he sees the note X-D ?

    Jun 10, 2007 at 11:18 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Rozz

    Will cyanide do the trick?

    Jun 10, 2007 at 9:56 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Connor

    As a joke I’d probably go buy some poisen, but you’d always have that paranoid thought in the back of your mind. “What if they actually use it?”

    Jun 12, 2007 at 10:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Ang

    ben obviously saw the note – he wrote a shopping list – “roommate”, which is crossed off, and then wrote “ant poison” instead.

    Jun 14, 2007 at 7:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   RaggDolly121

    grow up, bethany

    Jul 3, 2007 at 10:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Oni

    That ant poison was fucking delicious!

    Oct 12, 2008 at 5:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
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