Comments on: Hand-washing for non-believers

By: happysmoker

happysmoker — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:05:50 +0000

I never wash my hands after I go to the toilet. Mainly because I don’t piss or shit on my hands.

By: Isuck

Isuck — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 18:09:36 +0000

I rarely wash my hands and also pick my nose and eat it. This is because I don’t like to get sick and want to keep my immune system up to date. You don’t live in a sanitary environment so you should relax a little about the germs. Also, if your getting sick thats god trying to remove you from the herd.

By: koni myvaxb

koni myvaxb — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:23:59 +0000

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By: PandoraWombat

PandoraWombat — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 00:33:11 +0000

All I can think about is the Poppy episode of Seinfeld. XD

By: frakky

frakky — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 23:18:20 +0000

The average office telephone and keyboard have more disease causing germs than the average toilet bowl.

Tru fax. Can’t find the reference for the study at the moment but it’s true.

By: Timo

Timo — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:11:31 +0000

I believe there was a song about this…

Actually in some industries you want to wash your hand before going to the bathroom as well. The skin on your hands is better suited to resist nasty things like skydrol better than the soft mucus membranes of the wang.

Forgive me I meant to nest this comment with #19

By: saywho

saywho — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:25:17 +0000

I find these signs funny because genitals are usually cleaner then hands, face or a persons mouth yet people shake hands and kiss in greeting all the time but are grossed out if you don’t wash your hands after touching your junk. Not even mentioning urine is sterile…

By: Kenster

Kenster — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 21:21:43 +0000

i think it is more important to was my hands before I pee. After being in the office all day I don’t want to expose my presssssious to my dirty digits.

By: bobby

bobby — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:24:02 +0000

The first sentence of your comment made me cry with laughter. God bless you, poots!

By: Flemingx7

Flemingx7 — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:47:57 +0000

I thought it was funny that a company that sells drugs wants to make sure their workers stay healthy and not need them. So thoughtful

By: RaggDolly121

RaggDolly121 — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 17:17:10 +0000

i agree with tom

By: Tom

Tom — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 18:15:14 +0000

The red and blue really underline the whole passive-aggressiveness of this note. The way I read it is:

NAG NAG NOT *HARSH UNDERLINE* NAGGITY NAG NAG!!!!!!!

Snapple fact

NAG NAG DON’T TOUCH THIS!!! OR THIS!!! AND DEFINATELY NOT THIS!!!!

Fortune cookie suggestion

Thank you

*Funny? Cartoon O_o*

That’s straight down the middle between passive and aggressive X-D

By: Connor

Connor — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 14:50:14 +0000

Poots is right that society has become over-hygenic, however, of all the deseises related with genitals, come on… The sign would only offend those who don’t wash their hands, and if they don’t they deserve a healthy dose of herpes. This is besides the fact that if a woman has an STD and has her period… Germs can travel into your body through pores too, skin protects you, but it’s not completely impervious.
Why am I evan going through this?

IS IT REALLY TO MUCH WORK TO WASH YOUR HANDS!?!?!?!?

By: glama

glama — Sun, 10 Jun 2007 00:47:59 +0000

personally, rather than post a sign, i tell everyone in the office, with me at a bar, restaurant etc. ” see that woman, she didn’t wash her hands”