If Goebbels had e-mail…

June 8th, 2007 · 27 comments

I’m guessing it would look nothing like this note:

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27 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Nathan

    The only thing that makes this one post worthy is the SORRY!!!!!! at the end, which was a slow burn to hilarity.

    Jun 8, 2007 at 2:00 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   mothmanbr

    Oh no the “natzis” are back

    Jun 8, 2007 at 2:06 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Kristi

    I’d hate to be a CRAZY ‘natzi’ too; I want to be a SANE one!

    Jun 8, 2007 at 3:05 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   lauren

    Is that to say we need to distinguish between a “crazy” and “sane” nazi? I surely hope not.

    Jun 8, 2007 at 6:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Mike

    If I were her I’d just throw it all away. That would teach em.

    Jun 8, 2007 at 7:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   dana

    you know, if dishes did honestly take one second to do, i’m willing to bet they’d get done more often.

    Jun 8, 2007 at 7:06 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Andrea

    Or leave ‘em on their beds (unless you share a room with one of the offenders). Gross, but direct. Even better – move out. Who wants nasty roommates like that anyway?

    Jun 8, 2007 at 8:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   A Lesson A Day

    So mean. She must have ice water in her veins, and a heart as black as night.

    Jun 8, 2007 at 10:02 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   philipp

    hey, i dont think it is funny to do jokes about natzis and goebbels….
    its highly offensive…. to me, at least

    Jun 8, 2007 at 11:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Josh

      Highly offensive to you? So, you’re hyper-sensitive.. build a bridge sunshine.

      Dec 31, 2007 at 9:19 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   WhatLadder

    “Natzi” guy is going to give himself a heart attack from all that suppressed rage. Awesome, awesome, note. You can just feel the seething anger behind every faux-nice word.

    Jun 9, 2007 at 12:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Chris

    Natzis are dictators who are SORRY!!!!!!!

    Jun 9, 2007 at 1:55 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   RAPTOR PORN

    HAHAHA, JESUS!, WhatLadder!

    Jun 9, 2007 at 6:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Shelley - At Home in Rome

    Poor Donovan.

    Jun 9, 2007 at 11:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   RAPTOR PORN

    I had to vomit after reading this letter.

    Jun 9, 2007 at 2:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Solo

    “It honestly takes one second”

    The you wasted a good potential 60 loads by just typing this email. Wouldja STFU anddo those diches now?

    Thanks. SORRY!!!!!

    Jun 9, 2007 at 5:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   James

    Its “Nazi” not “Natzi” you bunch of complete f**king morons!

    Jun 10, 2007 at 3:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Clydie

    Everything in the world felt obsolete after reading this letter. If there’s so much evil in this world, what’s the point of living, bar doing dishes?

    p.s
    James you mug, if you actually read the letter properly, you’d see they were taking the p*ss.

    Jun 10, 2007 at 5:36 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Dave

    “That wasnt too mean was it” Talk about putting the passive in Passive aggressive

    Jun 10, 2007 at 5:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Rozz

    “Its “Nazi” not “Natzi” you bunch of complete f**king morons!”

    I think we covered that, Einstein.

    Jun 10, 2007 at 9:37 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   chocobweb

    “It’s ‘Nazi’ not ‘Natzi’ you bunch of complete f**king morons!”

    fixed,

    in addition, I just have to say.

    Lol u ownt urself so hard. Thank god for people like you.

    Jun 11, 2007 at 10:42 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   tigrismus

    James’s note needs more “passive.”

    Jun 11, 2007 at 1:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   johnO

    This was truly the most spineless pussive-aggressive note I’ve ever read.

    Jun 23, 2007 at 6:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   RaggDolly121

    *ringing a bell* “THE NATIZ’S ARE COMEING!!! THE NATIZ’S COMEING!!!”

    Jul 3, 2007 at 10:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   jytuf

    the way he spelt “nazi” made it sound like a type of pretzl. Now I’m hungry…

    Aug 13, 2009 at 11:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Monique

    I know this note was posted in 2007 but I just clicked on it… and the ad underneath was for a Holocaust Tour organization… I know that the ads look for key words and match to that, but… creepy.

    Jul 26, 2010 at 12:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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