Comments on: Try a bite.

By: Monkeyspeaks

Monkeyspeaks — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 23:58:51 +0000

Thanks Michelle!

By: Amber

Amber — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:48:03 +0000

Sorry guys & gals, someone had to do it…. “NO SOUP FOR YOU!” ~Soup Nazi.

By: Zeroblue

Zeroblue — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:52:30 +0000

that oxypowder was fucking delicious

By: Scadilla

Scadilla — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:19:00 +0000

I ate an old co-workers spicey chicken sandwich, but out of pure spite. I wasn’t too hungry. I actually shared it with another co-worker. Something about a stolen lunch tastes so damn good.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:45:45 +0000

Why steal the soup when there’s applesauce and tons of Coffee-Mate?

By: RaggDolly121

RaggDolly121 — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 16:51:44 +0000

I love the ‘I’m watching you’ part! classic.

By: darkernights

darkernights — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:18:19 +0000

If i saw that note i’d probably think it’s a bluff, then take the soup, throw it away, make new soup, really put oxypowder in then replace in original container.

By: lambert

lambert — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:03:17 +0000

I’m with mothman. Put the note on the soup, don’t put the powder in the soup, eat the soup yourself, like you would have intended… And don’t worry about anyone else eating it, because they think it’s got something in it.

By: Allen

Allen — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 19:51:51 +0000

I’d hate to put up a note like that since it reminds me of a joke I heard once: A farmer was upset about someone stealing from his watermelon patch at night. So he put up a sign that said “One of these watermelons has been poisened”. When he came back the next day, someone had crossed out “One” and wrote in “Two”.

By: in praise of passive-aggression

in praise of passive-aggression — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 18:24:42 +0000

[...] an example, he describes booby-trapping a pint of ice cream with a layer of salt (without leaving a note of warning for the roommates.) the culprit’s response is the best [...]

By: jen

jen — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 16:42:01 +0000

Just *take* the OxyPowder, and put the watery… eh, nevermind.

By: JoeDrinker

JoeDrinker — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 03:25:30 +0000

Falls under the “if I can’t have it, nobody can” category, I guess.

By: mothmanbr

mothmanbr — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:24:45 +0000

Have any of you considered that maybe the note is a bluff?

By: brassgerbil

brassgerbil — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:08:32 +0000

People who steal food from office fridges should be strung up by their genitals and beaten with rabid monkeys.