found in a recycling bin in california.
(and yes, as veritas notes, most likely the product of a high school english class.)
found in a recycling bin in california.
(and yes, as veritas notes, most likely the product of a high school english class.)
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#1
Verity
Hey, just found the site (via a link on Bitch Parade) – brilliant!!!
I used to get notes on my car when I parked outside this persons house to go to work on the train – I ignored them until one day they glued copies all over the windows! Crazy. Took a picture but don’t think I have it anymore – think it would have been appropriate.
Anyway keep up the good work! xx
Jun 15, 2007 at 6:04 am rating: 0 
#2
veritas
I’m pretty sure this is a literature thing rather than a legitimate passive-aggressive this-girl-is-a-bitch note — Mayella Ewell was the name of the young woman from To Kill A Mockingbird who accused Tom Robinson of raping her.
Jun 15, 2007 at 6:21 am rating: +6 
#3
sj
I like the way you’ve blurred the name Tom Robinson out – just in case he sued? It’s alright he got shot seventeen times in the back.
Jun 15, 2007 at 6:21 am rating: +1 
#4
joebec
wow, that is just STRANGE.
Jun 15, 2007 at 8:44 am rating: 0 
#5
Mark Oshiro
Can you say “skanky ditz” in English classes these days???
Jun 15, 2007 at 9:18 am rating: 0 
#6
David
This is clearly a To Kill A Mockingbird reference–and brilliant at that.
Jun 15, 2007 at 2:46 pm rating: +3 
#7
AC
Nah. Middle school.
Jun 15, 2007 at 3:17 pm rating: 0 
#8
Writer, Rejected
I’d like to read the Cliff Notes .
Jun 16, 2007 at 2:48 pm rating: 0 
#9
Condom Man
great american literature summed up in four words – “I’m a racist skank”
hooray for public high school!
Jun 18, 2007 at 12:26 am rating: +7 
#10
RaggDolly121
What?!
Jul 3, 2007 at 9:49 am rating: 0 
#11
BWelsh
If my child did this for English class, I’d hang it up on the chiffarobe.
Jul 24, 2007 at 4:36 pm rating: +16 
#12
Ryan
Wow. Good for the creator of this paper, whose grade in english class is, no doubt, far below average. At least she recycles.
Aug 7, 2007 at 7:35 pm rating: +1 
#13
dennybowler
hi guys,
i know this off topic but is anyone here into hypnosis? i’ve been trying to find a course or something (maybe an ebook?) on the subject but so far everything looks crap!
i found these guys have some good info but i’m a bit worried its a scam. what do you think?
denny
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Oct 4, 2007 at 7:39 am rating: 0 
#14
gelis
Looks like the assignment was something along the lines of “make a myspace page for a literary character”.
Jul 10, 2008 at 7:23 pm rating: +2 
#15
Bill Bartmann
FYI…..Plaxico Burress The NFL Footbal Player Begins Prison Sentence Today!
Not that I have anything against the guy but finally these athletes might start to get it….You CAN’T just do anything you want and get away with it. If I get caught with a gun, I would have to do time too.
Just my 2 cents…..
Sep 22, 2009 at 2:24 pm rating: 0 
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