found in a recycling bin in california.
(and yes, as veritas notes, most likely the product of a high school english class.)
found in a recycling bin in california.
(and yes, as veritas notes, most likely the product of a high school english class.)
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#1
Verity

Hey, just found the site (via a link on Bitch Parade) - brilliant!!!
I used to get notes on my car when I parked outside this persons house to go to work on the train - I ignored them until one day they glued copies all over the windows! Crazy. Took a picture but don’t think I have it anymore - think it would have been appropriate.
Anyway keep up the good work! xx
Jun 15, 2007 at 6:04 am rating: 0 
#2
veritas

I’m pretty sure this is a literature thing rather than a legitimate passive-aggressive this-girl-is-a-bitch note — Mayella Ewell was the name of the young woman from To Kill A Mockingbird who accused Tom Robinson of raping her.
Jun 15, 2007 at 6:21 am rating: 0 
#3
sj

I like the way you’ve blurred the name Tom Robinson out - just in case he sued? It’s alright he got shot seventeen times in the back.
Jun 15, 2007 at 6:21 am rating: 0 
#4
joebec

wow, that is just STRANGE.
Jun 15, 2007 at 8:44 am rating: 0 
#5
Mark Oshiro

Can you say “skanky ditz” in English classes these days???
Jun 15, 2007 at 9:18 am rating: 0 
#6
David

This is clearly a To Kill A Mockingbird reference–and brilliant at that.
Jun 15, 2007 at 2:46 pm rating: 0 
#7
AC

Nah. Middle school.
Jun 15, 2007 at 3:17 pm rating: 0 
#8
Writer, Rejected

I’d like to read the Cliff Notes .
Jun 16, 2007 at 2:48 pm rating: 0 
#9
Condom Man

great american literature summed up in four words - “I’m a racist skank”
hooray for public high school!
Jun 18, 2007 at 12:26 am rating: +3 
#10
RaggDolly121

What?!
Jul 3, 2007 at 9:49 am rating: 0 
#11
BWelsh

If my child did this for English class, I’d hang it up on the chiffarobe.
Jul 24, 2007 at 4:36 pm rating: +5 
#12
Ryan

Wow. Good for the creator of this paper, whose grade in english class is, no doubt, far below average. At least she recycles.
Aug 7, 2007 at 7:35 pm rating: +1 
#13
dennybowler

hi guys,
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i found these guys have some good info but i’m a bit worried its a scam. what do you think?
denny
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Oct 4, 2007 at 7:39 am rating: 0 
#14
gelis

Looks like the assignment was something along the lines of “make a myspace page for a literary character”.
Jul 10, 2008 at 7:23 pm rating: 0 
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