“Servicing over a half-billion people…each and every day.”

June 15th, 2007 · 30 comments

From the Bay-area offices of Yahoo! HotJobs

Those programmers…so literal-minded, sometimes.

can u not uz hand lotion in toilet plz? work-wanks r creepy, thnx

(thiz onez fer u, slackferno.)

FILED UNDER: bathroom · double-entendre alert · kinda creepy · office · San Francisco · sex sex sex · shameless meme-mongering · toilet · Yahoo


30 responses so far ↓

  • #1   hopefulgirl

    yeah wow.

    i think the humor is found in the fact that someone not only noticed and identified the activity going on, but they also felt compelled to leave a note. amazing.

    Jun 15, 2007 at 9:39 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   JewelWiki

    Even better is that they use lolspeak to get their message across. One of my faves so far.

    Jun 15, 2007 at 9:44 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   mothmanbr

    They just missed a kitty in the pic.

    Jun 15, 2007 at 10:38 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   D / DM

      Im at ur wurk
      jaxn offz

      Mar 20, 2009 at 4:24 pm   rating: 25  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Gwen

    Well, I’m grossed out.

    Jun 15, 2007 at 11:38 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Beppo

    Well, I gotta agree that jacking off at work is pretty creepy. There’s someone at my workplace who wipes his boogers on the walls of the bathroom stalls. That’s just gross. And the lady who cleans the bathroom is such a nice, sweet old lady it’s shameful that she had to scrape off one of my coworker’s boogers.

    Jun 15, 2007 at 1:44 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Isuck

      Is it really creepy? Sometimes thats the only time you can do it. When I was in jail i thought thats why they called it work release.

      Mar 20, 2009 at 2:49 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   D / DM

      @Isuck:

      The only time you can do it? What about in the car, on the bus, or on the subway on your way to work?

      (I understand, though, if you ride a bike to work.)

      Mar 20, 2009 at 4:26 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Irish

    Are they sure that’s lotion? Did someone actually use SCENTED lotion to jack off in a public place?? TOO MUCH MYSTERY HERE!

    Nice rhyme at the end, tho :-D

    Jun 15, 2007 at 2:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   DreamingTree

      I know this is an old thread but… after looking at the pic ad being grossed out I figured out why they specifically say lotion rather than..ummm…well… you know. If you look at the top of the T.P./Toilet seat condom dispenser there is clearly a little bottle of lotion on top of it. I’m guessing the user of said lotion got interrupted and ran out of there leaving his lunch date behind to take the wrap

      Jul 25, 2010 at 12:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   seamus

    About a year ago, one of the the ladies on my floor told me that our office manager had left the following sign in the ladies’ room: “Whoever you are, stop doing what you’re doing. It’s disgusting!”

    What was she doing that must stop? I need to know.

    Jun 15, 2007 at 2:23 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Stephanie

    WAit, how did Irish know that it was scented? Unless YOU put it there in the first place!!

    Dun dun dun!

    Jun 15, 2007 at 3:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Irish

    Don’t be crazy! lol That was just my wondering how they new a substance that resembled lotion WAS lotion if you… catch my… drift?

    Jun 15, 2007 at 8:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Sleeping Dude

    lol hilarious…

    Jun 16, 2007 at 3:55 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   thordora

    wow. THe booger man must be everywhere because a male coworker just told me about the boogers next to the urinal where I work.

    grossness. Although, I’d prefer boogers to secret sauce….

    Jun 16, 2007 at 7:45 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Stephanie

    Ok, Irish, I gotcha. *wink wink*

    Jun 16, 2007 at 10:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   wankless in seattle

    I don’t know why, but the rhyming aspect of “wanks” and “thanks” just makes me laugh every time I read it. That line should be on a t-shirt.

    Jun 17, 2007 at 2:53 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Will

    I love this! It’s AWESOME!!

    Jun 26, 2007 at 6:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   RaggDolly121

    Huh?!

    Jul 3, 2007 at 9:47 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   WHORES BLOSSOMS

    What I like is how the picture looks like its from a security cam. In the bathroom.

    Jul 15, 2007 at 11:51 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   at least it wasn't "grand valse"

    [...] according to a 2006 harris poll, office-workers say annoying ringtones are one of their biggest pet peeves — second only to office loud talkers. so i’m actually surprised we haven’t seen more notes like this one, which flickr’s heather champ found taped to her (chirping) cell phone once upon a time, (meanwhile, elsewhere at yahoo hq…) [...]

    Sep 18, 2007 at 12:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   hendrix is the cat

    [...] lols from this feline — just some lovely passive [...]

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   dearest roommate

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    Dec 29, 2007 at 3:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Jo

    I’m not sure what this says about me, but I haven’t laughed this hard in over a year.

    Mar 21, 2008 at 2:13 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   pickledami

    yeeaaa, that’s not hand-lotion, pretty lady

    Jun 2, 2008 at 2:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   so many questions

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    Jul 10, 2008 at 11:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Cecil Beals

    When I worked in a group home, there was another employee who used to shit, and wipe his ass with toilet paper (cool)…and throw said t.p. in the waste basket.

    It required a generalized meeting with all counselors to confront this Kentucky-bred behavior. I enjoyed conducting it.

    Sep 7, 2008 at 10:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   smacky

      Sorry. I know this is an old comment, but I have to say that in Kentucky we flush our TP down the toilet, just like everybody else.

      Nov 24, 2009 at 4:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   V

    needed more ceiling cat imo

    Nov 15, 2008 at 9:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Mark bang

      also more cowbell

      Feb 25, 2010 at 9:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     

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