from the bay-area offices of yahoo! hotjobs…
those programmers…so literal-minded, sometimes.
(thiz onez fer u, slackferno.)
servicing over a half-billion people…each and every day.
June 15th, 2007 · 25 comments
reddit!
stumble it!
Tags: bathroom · double-entendre alert · office · san francisco · sex sex sex · shameless meme-mongering · toilet · yahoo
negative: although the item was exactly as described, the shipping charges were reasonable, and the item...
25 responses so far ↓
#1 hopefulgirl
yeah wow.
i think the humor is found in the fact that someone not only noticed and identified the activity going on, but they also felt compelled to leave a note. amazing.
Jun 15, 2007 at 9:39 am rating: +1
#2 JewelWiki
Even better is that they use lolspeak to get their message across. One of my faves so far.
Jun 15, 2007 at 9:44 am rating: 0
#3 mothmanbr
They just missed a kitty in the pic.
Jun 15, 2007 at 10:38 am rating: 0
#4 Gwen
Well, I’m grossed out.
Jun 15, 2007 at 11:38 am rating: 0
#5 Beppo
Well, I gotta agree that jacking off at work is pretty creepy. There’s someone at my workplace who wipes his boogers on the walls of the bathroom stalls. That’s just gross. And the lady who cleans the bathroom is such a nice, sweet old lady it’s shameful that she had to scrape off one of my coworker’s boogers.
Jun 15, 2007 at 1:44 pm rating: 0
#6 Irish
Are they sure that’s lotion? Did someone actually use SCENTED lotion to jack off in a public place?? TOO MUCH MYSTERY HERE!
Nice rhyme at the end, tho
Jun 15, 2007 at 2:07 pm rating: 0
#7 seamus
About a year ago, one of the the ladies on my floor told me that our office manager had left the following sign in the ladies’ room: “Whoever you are, stop doing what you’re doing. It’s disgusting!”
What was she doing that must stop? I need to know.
Jun 15, 2007 at 2:23 pm rating: 0
#8 Stephanie
WAit, how did Irish know that it was scented? Unless YOU put it there in the first place!!
Dun dun dun!
Jun 15, 2007 at 3:27 pm rating: 0
#9 Irish
Don’t be crazy! lol That was just my wondering how they new a substance that resembled lotion WAS lotion if you… catch my… drift?
Jun 15, 2007 at 8:33 pm rating: 0
#10 Sleeping Dude
lol hilarious…
Jun 16, 2007 at 3:55 am rating: 0
#11 thordora
wow. THe booger man must be everywhere because a male coworker just told me about the boogers next to the urinal where I work.
grossness. Although, I’d prefer boogers to secret sauce….
Jun 16, 2007 at 7:45 am rating: +1
#12 Stephanie
Ok, Irish, I gotcha. *wink wink*
Jun 16, 2007 at 10:03 pm rating: 0
#13 wankless in seattle
I don’t know why, but the rhyming aspect of “wanks” and “thanks” just makes me laugh every time I read it. That line should be on a t-shirt.
Jun 17, 2007 at 2:53 am rating: 0
#14 Will
I love this! It’s AWESOME!!
Jun 26, 2007 at 6:53 pm rating: 0
#15 RaggDolly121
Huh?!
Jul 3, 2007 at 9:47 am rating: 0
#16 WHORES BLOSSOMS
What I like is how the picture looks like its from a security cam. In the bathroom.
Jul 15, 2007 at 11:51 pm rating: 0
#17 at least it wasn't "grand valse"
[...] according to a 2006 harris poll, office-workers say annoying ringtones are one of their biggest pet peeves — second only to office loud talkers. so i’m actually surprised we haven’t seen more notes like this one, which flickr’s heather champ found taped to her (chirping) cell phone once upon a time, (meanwhile, elsewhere at yahoo hq…) [...]
Sep 18, 2007 at 12:37 am rating: 0
#18 hendrix is the cat
[...] lols from this feline — just some lovely passive [...]
Nov 21, 2007 at 1:02 pm rating: 0
#19 dearest roommate
[...] related: servicing over a half-billion people…each and every day. [...]
Dec 29, 2007 at 3:14 pm rating: 0
#20 or possilly, that no body ‘b’ there
[...] ahead and just pay for that snapple…until she saw this colorful little note at a drugstore in sunnyvale, california. [...]
Jan 12, 2008 at 6:29 pm rating: 0
#21 hostile takeover
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Feb 5, 2008 at 12:01 am rating: 0
#22 Jo
I’m not sure what this says about me, but I haven’t laughed this hard in over a year.
Mar 21, 2008 at 2:13 am rating: 0
#23 is yahoo! in the toilet? just read the writing on the wall.
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Apr 27, 2008 at 2:38 am rating: 0
#24 pickledami
yeeaaa, that’s not hand-lotion, pretty lady
Jun 2, 2008 at 2:58 pm rating: 0
#25 so many questions
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Jul 10, 2008 at 11:28 pm rating: 0
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