Comments on: The first thing I did when I woke up http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 22 May 2013 18:06:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: How to respectfully steal my food | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-390758 How to respectfully steal my food | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com Thu, 16 Jun 2011 04:01:58 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-390758 [...] recent: That Outback bread was… [...] [...] recent: That Outback bread was… [...]

]]> By: Memo to all employees (but primarily intended for one person in particular) | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-375137 Memo to all employees (but primarily intended for one person in particular) | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com Thu, 18 Nov 2010 21:26:47 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-375137 [...] (“Outback,” by the way, refers to the employee dining area, not the steakhouse known for its “delicious” bread.) [...] [...] (“Outback,” by the way, refers to the employee dining area, not the steakhouse known for its “delicious” bread.) [...]

]]> By: …and forgive us our trespasses http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-271816 …and forgive us our trespasses Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:00:52 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-271816 [...] related: the first thing i did when i woke up [...] [...] related: the first thing i did when i woke up [...]

]]> By: how good is that? | passive-aggressive (and just plain aggressive) notes http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-157836 how good is that? | passive-aggressive (and just plain aggressive) notes Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:00:23 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-157836 [...] related: the first thing i did when i woke up [...] [...] related: the first thing i did when i woke up [...]

]]> By: m. r. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-152338 m. r. Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:20:09 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-152338 Who wants to go to Outback? Who wants to go to Outback?

]]> By: m. r. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-152337 m. r. Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:15:28 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-152337 yeah, i opted to get my own place. now my Outback bread is safe... yeah, i opted to get my own place. now my Outback bread is safe…

]]> By: m. r. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-152335 m. r. Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:14:04 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-152335 (a) fuck off (b) asking for food does not automatically get a positive response. if you were the least bit non-prickish you would have realized that before posting that obsurd response. i would never get upset if someone asked me for something - i would definitely get upset if they did and ignored a negative response and ate the bread anyway. (c) yeah, that was a dick move. i will try not to do that next time... (a) fuck off
(b) asking for food does not automatically get a positive response. if you were the least bit non-prickish you would have realized that before posting that obsurd response. i would never get upset if someone asked me for something – i would definitely get upset if they did and ignored a negative response and ate the bread anyway.
(c) yeah, that was a dick move. i will try not to do that next time…

]]> By: coxy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-150739 coxy Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:49:13 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-150739 Congrats man, I can't believe it took so long for someone to post some sense here. i thought i had accidentally drifted over to a forum for passive aggressives! All Michelle did was eat a piece of fucking leftover bread from a skanky fast food outlet, and her comment about how much she enjoyed the bread is clearly just an attempt to flip the bird at the pompous, overbearing and long winded diatribe. FFS, 'the victim' is practically writing the email on Xmas eve! And she references a conversation they had at the beginning of the year - what does she do, call a family meeting every year and lay down her rules that everyone must abide by, "no excuses"! She deserved to get her farken bread stolen. Noone touches my fucken cheese tho. Congrats man, I can’t believe it took so long for someone to post some sense here. i thought i had accidentally drifted over to a forum for passive aggressives!

All Michelle did was eat a piece of fucking leftover bread from a skanky fast food outlet, and her comment about how much she enjoyed the bread is clearly just an attempt to flip the bird at the pompous, overbearing and long winded diatribe. FFS, ‘the victim’ is practically writing the email on Xmas eve! And she references a conversation they had at the beginning of the year – what does she do, call a family meeting every year and lay down her rules that everyone must abide by, “no excuses”!

She deserved to get her farken bread stolen. Noone touches my fucken cheese tho.

]]> By: bob http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-148975 bob Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:37:47 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-148975 TEAM MICHELLE. ... bitch please, it was just a peice of bread! y did she get so orgasmic over it!? && michelles comment at the end? priceless! get a sense of humor ppl! TEAM MICHELLE.
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bitch please, it was just a peice of bread! y did she get so orgasmic over it!?

&& michelles comment at the end? priceless! get a sense of humor ppl!

]]> By: bobby http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-146772 bobby Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:24:59 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-146772 "I'm sorry (KICKKICK) I really hate doing this (KICKICKKICK) but you have left me no choice. (KICKICK) Sorry. (KICKKICK) You brought this on yourself. (KICKICKICKICKICK)" “I’m sorry (KICKKICK) I really hate doing this (KICKICKKICK) but you have left me no choice. (KICKICK) Sorry. (KICKKICK) You brought this on yourself. (KICKICKICKICKICK)”

]]> By: Lauren http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-145288 Lauren Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:03:49 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-145288 I just might pee on Michelle in her sleep. Wha? I just might pee on Michelle in her sleep.
Wha?

]]> By: marie antoinette http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-138759 marie antoinette Sun, 20 Jul 2008 02:38:21 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-138759 oh my fucking god. can't you people share a goddamn fucking piece of bread? oh my fucking god. can’t you people share a goddamn fucking piece of bread?

]]> By: Crystal http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-137315 Crystal Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:58:27 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-137315 I've dealt with this before, with various roommates. It's actually gotten to the point of me saying, "look, if one more [insert food item here] comes up missing, I'm kicking you ass. Not because I want to, because you're making me do it." I'm mean though. I’ve dealt with this before, with various roommates. It’s actually gotten to the point of me saying, “look, if one more [insert food item here] comes up missing, I’m kicking you ass. Not because I want to, because you’re making me do it.”

I’m mean though.

]]> By: One-time http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/comment-page-3/#comment-136846 One-time Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:46:04 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#comment-136846 I've never been there, but if bread is bought at the "Outback" shouldn't it be regarded as damper? Can someone break this bread down for me? Is it slightly thick and a bit dough-y (oh christ did I mis-spell dough-y and subject myself to passive aggressive ridicule? SHIT does mis-spell actually have two s's? This is stressier than I thought- I didn't even give christ a capital letter...stepping on some biiiig toes now...) Anyway, it's only bread. Or damper. I’ve never been there, but if bread is bought at the “Outback” shouldn’t it be regarded as damper?
Can someone break this bread down for me? Is it slightly thick and a bit dough-y (oh christ did I mis-spell dough-y and subject myself to passive aggressive ridicule? SHIT does mis-spell actually have two s’s? This is stressier than I thought- I didn’t even give christ a capital letter…stepping on some biiiig toes now…)

Anyway, it’s only bread. Or damper.

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