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Do the rest of us a favor

June 19th, 2007 · 88 comments

Looks like both the Mad Bomber and Richard G. Sells have West-coast counterparts:


Grossed out? Yeah, me too. Blame Gregory in Los Angeles for documenting this one (!!!)

related: The Mad Bomber, Act 1: “Sorry about the language”

FILED UNDER: CAPS LOCK · die bitch die · ellipses-crazed · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy!!!! · group bitchfest · Los Angeles · more aggressive than passive · office · piss · shit · that's disgusting · toilet

88 responses so far ↓

  • #1   mothmanbr

    So, the Mad Bomber series is now starting franchises just like CSI? Can we get a guest appearance by Richard G. Sells(if he is still alive, that is)?

    Jun 19, 2007 at 7:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #2   mcgerbil4

    did they really spell poo like pooh as in pooh bear? that is just really wrong.
    and i guess it is odd that that bothers me more than someone writing in poop.
    sad to think that i am unfazed by that.

    Jun 19, 2007 at 7:22 pm   rating: 40  small thumbs up

  • #3   jessie

    As it appears that it was meant to say “poop,” they clearly wrote “Pooh,” as the above poster suggests. Either they are stupid or writing with poop isnt as easy as we would think.

    Jun 19, 2007 at 8:26 pm   rating: 35  small thumbs up

  • #4   K.R

    “Do the rest of us a favor and KILL YOURSELF!!” very passive aggressive…. that has to be the funniest part after the “Pooh” stain :P

    Jun 19, 2007 at 8:51 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #5   Potbelly

    Time for a spycam in the bathroom…

    Jun 19, 2007 at 9:23 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #6   Sharona

    “I pooh-pooh your suggestion of suicide!”

    Jun 19, 2007 at 9:29 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

  • #7   ???

    I just don’t understand how this is possible.

    Jun 20, 2007 at 12:53 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #8   Nunya

    That is absolutely disgusting! This office needs a nosey co-worker to monitor the bathroom. There is one confrontational woman in our office who thinks nothing of embarrassing the hell out of anyone who leaves a mess and it’s never anything as bad as this.

    Jun 20, 2007 at 5:53 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #9   Illay


    Jun 20, 2007 at 6:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #10   bittergreen

    I thought the first bullet point was a bit much. Not using a seat protector just seems like it’s more of a user preference.

    That second bullet point was a bomb though. YOWZA!

    Jun 20, 2007 at 6:26 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

  • #11   cuzzy

    man this one would of caused a ruckous at my work place

    Jun 20, 2007 at 6:40 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #12   Writer, Rejected

    But. wait. Is the hand-written marginal comment actually written in the offender’s poop? That is just disgustingly ingenuous.

    Jun 20, 2007 at 7:09 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #13   dd

    Hi, Hon? I really love the blog and it’s superfantastic, but if you wouldn’t mind, some of us don’t particularly like looking at poop, so it’d be great if you’d go ahead and post some more stuff so we don’t have to look at it anymore. I mean, it’s in the common area and it’s disgusting.
    Okay, thanksloveyoubye!

    Jun 20, 2007 at 7:48 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   sj

      dear dd,

      don’t read this blog if you are offended by poo.

      in fact, don’t read anything if you are offended by poo.

      also, stop going to the bathroom. forever.

      no more poo, no more problem.


      Mar 25, 2008 at 11:12 am   rating: 51  small thumbs up

  • #14   hopefulgirl

    Wow. I am extremely grossed out. And yet, it IS rather funny.

    Jun 20, 2007 at 8:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #15   lambert

    You really wouldn’t think that a note like this would be necessary. You’re supposed to crap IN the toilet. But this is coming from a person (me) who actually witnessed firsthand a large pile of shit in a fitting room corner. Complemented by a few pieces of tp they brought in with them…

    Jun 20, 2007 at 8:53 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #16   joebec

    OMG! Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Pooh! i was wondering where you’ve been!

    Jun 20, 2007 at 9:07 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #17   jummy bear


    Jun 20, 2007 at 10:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #18   john

    oh bother

    Jun 20, 2007 at 10:44 am   rating: 56  small thumbs up

  • #19   Jay

    That’s whoa.

    Jun 20, 2007 at 10:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #20   theobviouschild

    Is it just me, or is this blog offering more and more compelling evidence that the entire world has morphed into William Golding’s most famous novel (Lord of the Flies)?

    WTF, people shitting on fitting room floors?!

    Jun 20, 2007 at 11:28 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Claudia

      And unrinate too. it is really no problem for them! I am always curious how they wiped. Do they have one of those little rolls of charmin with them…….or is it in their pants??????

      Aug 20, 2008 at 2:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #21   Pedgehog

    Someone should smell the sign. Just to see if it’s poop and not chocolate.

    Jun 20, 2007 at 11:47 am   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   ffpf

      Or lick it…

      Jul 23, 2008 at 9:37 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #22   Dave

    And with that, my lunch is offically over.

    Jun 20, 2007 at 11:55 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #23   Goldie

    LMAO at the Mr. Hanky comment.
    Please tell me it’s a brown marker… I’m about to lose my faith in humanity. On the other hand, if it is, um, pooh, wouldn’t the offender be easy to track down? you know, smelly finger and all?

    Jun 20, 2007 at 12:42 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Claudia

      looks like a mission for CSI SUV, Miami, or one of those!

      Aug 20, 2008 at 2:45 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #24   Janey

    Ok….So if you knew that someone REGULARLY went into the same stall and crapped all over in there…Would you still willingly step foot in there?! Use another bathroom! That is so disgusting. WTF is wrong with people! How could you possibly think it was ok to crap all over and not in the toilet?!

    Jun 20, 2007 at 1:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #25   Solo

    Well, if I was there I certainly would not shit all over the toilet, but I certainly would have fun with some chocolate and the note.

    Finger painting “pooh” on paper is really disgusting.

    Jun 20, 2007 at 1:32 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #26   Solo

    Also, we know little about that workplace. Admittedly, shitting all over the place on purpose is really passive aggressive.

    Jun 20, 2007 at 1:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #27   Mel


    Jun 20, 2007 at 2:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #28   thordora

    I ruined numerous coworker lunches with this today. THANKS!!!!

    Jun 20, 2007 at 2:17 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

  • #29   rrpa

    I guess crap on the floor could be the unfortunate byproduct of explosive diarrhea. However, if you have explosive diarrhea: don’t go to work in the first place or, at a minimum, clean up after yourself. Don’t leave that for your coworkers to see/smell and absolutely don’t leave it for the ever-suffering janitor.

    Jun 20, 2007 at 4:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #30   Irish

    It appears a specimen has escaped from the Great Ape exhibit…. lol

    Jun 20, 2007 at 4:49 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #31   Fraulein N


    Jun 20, 2007 at 5:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #32   Nostalgia

    Looks like the graffiti writer was careful to stay on the page and not get any on the wall… Go figure.

    Jun 20, 2007 at 5:23 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

  • #33   jennifer

    Im really hoping that that is just a (chunky) brown marker. ….I want to comment, but I really am speechless. Who does something like this and whoever did, were they thinking “well, that will teach them!”? Cause I think the only person that needs to learn a lesson or two is the person who stuck their finger in shit just to leave a worthless comment…

    Jun 20, 2007 at 6:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #34   Shuni

    I’m really hoping thats chocolate…it looks kind of sharp edged to me (ewewewewewewewewewewew!!!!!!!!)

    Jun 20, 2007 at 9:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #35   anon

    Yeah…my sense of humour is totally warped…
    the complete anti-social defiance of this turns a normal bland bitch note into something extremely disturbing
    Seriously brilliant stuff

    Jun 21, 2007 at 3:51 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #36   Strideo

    Eww, I think one thing we’ve learned is that there must be people who just get off on leaving pooh all over the bathroom. :?

    Jun 23, 2007 at 12:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #37   The One and Only Ridor

    That is so wrongful.


    Jun 24, 2007 at 2:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #38   yuck

    Seems like a great time for an office-wide spelling test, eh?

    Jun 24, 2007 at 5:51 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

  • #39   billie the love machine

    i think pooh bear wrote that and he doesnt have a pen so he used his own crap! . ;)

    Jun 24, 2007 at 12:47 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #40   Claus Skatman

    I’m sure everyone assumed that a man wrote in poo. But the idea of a woman doing it is actually kinda sexy!

    Jun 27, 2007 at 4:31 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   tbunny


      Jan 23, 2009 at 12:01 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #41   Garbled in Translation

    Friggin’ Craptactular!!!! Wow. I don’t even know what to say. Other then this is absolutly spectacular. If ever toilet humor was boiled down to it’s basic essence. This is it. Oh god … my eyes … they’re burning.

    Jun 27, 2007 at 4:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #42   Nona Fenders

    I worked in a place long-ago that needed a sign saying, “Please do not put feet on the toilet seat and squat.” Apparently, some of the factory workers were leaving bare , dirty footprints on the seat.

    Jun 28, 2007 at 2:15 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #43   Tim

    HAHAHA. I love the poop writer so much.

    Jun 29, 2007 at 12:29 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #44   RaggDolly121

    woah, CHILL dude…

    I mean, you don’t have to be THAT mean! Serously, I wouldn’t want anyone to die, just for being a pig!

    Jul 2, 2007 at 1:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #44.1   tbunny

      someone who writes with their own crap certainly has nothing to offer the human race.

      Jan 23, 2009 at 12:02 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #45   RaggDolly121

    On the other hand…

    …it would be REALLY helpful that the person doing that would just quit.

    Jul 2, 2007 at 1:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #46   The Manticore

    omfg. I can’t stop lol’ing!

    I have had to clean up a poo flood too at work. it was so nasty, and I was so pissed, I clocked out and went home.

    but still. damn. ballsy. and pretty nasty. hahaha. I don’t know whether to gove props to the poo writer or to smack him.

    maybe it’s a crayon…lol.

    and could you imagine someone walking in on that?
    “Joe, wtf are you doing?!”
    “ummmm….Sticking it to the Man!”
    “With pooh?”

    Jul 5, 2007 at 6:31 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #46.1   tbunny

      i wouldn’t have clocked out! i would have ridden the clock the rest of the day.

      Jan 23, 2009 at 12:03 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #47   Steve

    I say take samples from everyone in the office and match it to the DNA in the pooh. That’ll teach Mr. or Mrs. stinky finger.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 11:18 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #47.1   adstsatdfda

      Pooh does not contain DNA.

      Dec 8, 2007 at 7:00 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #48   Charlieface

    how exactly would you go about writing with tht.. a special stick??

    Jul 6, 2007 at 12:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #49   Libradiva

    That person actually took the time to collect his fecal matter (hopefully wrapping it carefully in toilet paper) and then they physically smeared it on the note to write out a word that isn’t even spelled correctly.
    I don’t even think my sons did anything that nasty even as babies… how old is this person and didn’t their parents ever tell them to not play with their poo….Mr Hanky?

    Jul 14, 2007 at 10:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #50   Jill

    It looks like a brown crayon to me. They don’t write well on computer paper.

    I once worked at a restaurant that would frequently become awash in shit by the end of each night. The toilets were notorious for backing up, so their contents always covered the floors like a river of piss, water, toilet paper, and of course, shit.

    The one saving grace about that awful job was that we paid someone else to clean our bathrooms. My $7 an hour would definitely NOT be worth it.

    Jul 15, 2007 at 10:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #50.1   Claudia

      How many crayons do you bring to the office?

      Aug 20, 2008 at 2:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #51   Shii

    I’m crying so hard right now. With tears of laughter.

    Jul 16, 2007 at 11:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #52   Midlife Crisis

    I just hope she didn’t lick her finger between letters.

    Jul 17, 2007 at 5:35 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #53   sweavo

    In a single word, the miscreant has managed to say “Ah-hah! You decided to bring the fight to me, uh? Well this is my territory, and my rules prevail here! Bring it on, this can escalate not only beyond your power, but beyond your power to imagine!”

    Jul 19, 2007 at 3:18 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

  • #54   Amelie

    I don’t know why people are surprised that someone would write in “pooh.” My friend worked at an all-you-can-eat buffet in high school … one day a family came in with their 5 year old son. The son proceeded to eat …and eat…and eat until he finally vomited on the table. While my friend was cleaning up their child’s puke (at a rate of 5.40 per hour, no less) the parents sighed, giggled, and said: “He does that EVERY time we’re here!” …and then the kid went up for another round of pudding.

    or poohding.

    Jul 28, 2007 at 12:08 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #55   Brrrup

    Ok, this is gross and hysterical all at the same time.

    I hope this guy (of course it’s a guy) washed his finger after this.

    Aug 2, 2007 at 6:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #56   Ryan

    Well, good thing they didn’t have a problem with semen on the toilet seat, eh? :)

    Aug 7, 2007 at 7:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #56.1   Joey's Stinky Foot

      Yeah, or else they would’ve fired me right on the spot.

      Jun 10, 2008 at 1:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #57   MILF Hunter

    I bet you could get fingerprints from the poo and run them through the CSI database to finger the culprit.

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:51 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #58   jimmyjimmyjimmyjimmykalamahoo! kalamahee! kalamabringachairplease!

    that pooh was FUCKING DELICIOUS

    Dec 27, 2007 at 11:58 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #58.1   tbunny

      you should really stop putting everything in your mouth! lol.

      Jan 23, 2009 at 12:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #58.2   aradia

      I can’t believe it took 58 comments for someone to go there. That was the second thing that crossed my mind.

      Mar 8, 2009 at 10:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #59   Sara in Northern MN

    That is nasty, but I’ve got that beat. Last Nov I got up early to go deer hunting, when I noticed the light was left on in the laundry room across from my 2nd floor apt. I went in to shut the light off, and I noticed a smell. Walking over to the large plastic sink I found a huge, smelly, disgusting turd left in the damn sink: wow.

    I went back to my apartment and left a message for my super, then headed out for a day of hunting. When I returned, my super was there, and she was furious. She discussed plans to ask the building owners (city) to install surveillance cameras (we have them now).

    One of the other tenants had found the lovingly deposited Baby Ruth bar and had cleaned it up-they got half their rent back for that month: you couldn’t pay me enough to clean up someone else’s sh!t.

    Feb 2, 2008 at 1:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #60   meeh

    OMG i’m just dying LMAO right now!

    Mar 4, 2008 at 7:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #61   Olivia bang

    There goes my lunch. It was yummy, too… :-(

    Apr 25, 2008 at 3:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #62   Piglet

    Wow – reading this almost got me fired from work. And now my stomach hurts from doing that shaky holding-in silent laughter.

    i’m in the chocolate camp. although i’ve heard of workplace feces writing before.

    May 20, 2008 at 4:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #63   Andria

    PLEASE let that be chocolate.

    Jun 28, 2008 at 2:00 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #64   BrigetRose

    gross! But that’s really funny!

    Jul 1, 2008 at 11:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #65   Charliebluefish

    egh! Reminds me of something disturbing I can’t seem to get out of my mind. I’m a support worker and earlier this year I had the worst night – the client had the runs and managed to get shit everywhere – all over the toilet floor, all down her back, on the sofa, tread into the carpets, on her bed, in the bathroom. The worst thing was that we didn’t have the right tools for the clean up job – gloves, black bags, fresh clothes, fresh bedding, fresh towels. She kept walking around naked and shit was just everywhere. It was like a nightmare. But after a night like that, I was happy just to be out of work.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 10:18 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #66   misterpain bang

    That pooh is the colour of fine Corinthian leather.

    Jul 10, 2008 at 6:14 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #67   lifeonhold

    Years ago our manufacturing group moved into a new building and new cleanroom. The workers had to wear gortex body suits, hoods, booties, masks and gloves and get in and out of this each time they went to break or lunch.

    The only restroom near the cleanroom was still not operable when we moved in and the workers complained about it but nothing got done.

    One morning a turd was discovered in the water fountain just outside the cleanroom; it was only a very short time later that the restroom facilities were opened for business.

    Jul 25, 2008 at 12:13 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

  • #68   Lady

    Wow… I laughed so hard I shit myself!
    Seriously though, I spent some time in a rehab facility when I was 17 or so (alchy problem), and this dev disabled girl went into a rage and shit herself and then proceeded to spread it all over our desks, chairs, the walls and herself. She even ate some of it. I ran to another ward (which was against the rules but the staff was pre-occupied and in deep shit), and puked. It was awful.
    I just went to dinner with a new friend of mine, and she regaled me with her nightmare shit story. She went to Vegas and in the hotel/casino bathroom was a woman and her little boy. There were at least 13 free stalls, but this woman sat her bare-assed not-so- little kid (about 7 years old!) on a sink. He shat in the sink! My friend said she about lost it. She isn’t so passive aggressive. She told the woman she was NASTY and said “This is AMERICA, we don’t shit in sinks here!” I sincerly hope that is the case just about everywhere else in the world too. She said the woman just left the turds in the sink and left with her son.

    Aug 2, 2008 at 4:29 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

  • #69   lucai

    mmmmmm. chocolaty!

    Aug 7, 2008 at 7:42 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #70   neontink bang

    I laughed so hard my roommates probably think I’m insane. (unless they’ve been paying attention, which would mean they had that thought about four months ago.)

    Sep 30, 2008 at 2:29 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #71   Andrea

    oh my god that is absolutely hilarious

    and comments number 2 & 3 are so funny!

    i cant stop laughing and people are starting to look!lol!!!!!!

    that is so sick writing in your own poo nasty!

    Oct 22, 2008 at 11:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #72   Josh

    If a second note was posted it would be time to “Top Shelf” it. It means opening the top part of the toilet where the reservoir is and taking a Pooh in there.

    All flushes will be disgusting and its a b**** to clean.

    *Side note a janitor friend of mine at an elementary school found a single turd that was wedged down into the toilet and stuck up over the seat. Some little 5th grader was probably standing to get it all out.

    Nov 24, 2008 at 12:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #73   chris

    kinda have to agree with the note-leaver. pee on a toilet, i’m used to seeing. lazy. but the fact that they won’t wipe a toilet seat of their own feces but WILL WRITE WITH IT ON A BITTER NOTE leaves me siding (and retching a little) with the p.-a. note-leaver.

    Nov 26, 2008 at 2:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #74   Shiyiya

    Ew. Just, ew.

    Dec 3, 2008 at 12:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #75   DotSlash bang

    That is proper DISGUSTING. BUT on the other hand, the childish scrawl of the word POOH/POOP (i want to believe its done in chocolate/crayon) does make me laugh


    Feb 17, 2009 at 6:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #76   Claire

    Hahaha, they said poop.

    Feb 17, 2009 at 3:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up


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