looks like both the mad bomber and richard g. sells have west-coast counterparts:
grossed out? yeah, me too. blame gregory in los angeles for documenting this one (!!!)
do the rest of us a favor
June 19th, 2007 · 64 comments
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Tags: CAPS LOCK · die bitch die · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · group bitchfest · los angeles · more aggressive than passive · office · piss · shit · that shit is disgusting · toilet · underlining
64 responses so far ↓
#1 mothmanbr
So, the Mad Bomber series is now starting franchises just like CSI? Can we get a guest appearance by Richard G. Sells(if he is still alive, that is)?
Jun 19, 2007 at 7:12 pm rating: 0
#2 mcgerbil4
did they really spell poo like pooh as in pooh bear? that is just really wrong.
and i guess it is odd that that bothers me more than someone writing in poop.
sad to think that i am unfazed by that.
Jun 19, 2007 at 7:22 pm rating: 0
#3 jessie
As it appears that it was meant to say “poop,” they clearly wrote “Pooh,” as the above poster suggests. Either they are stupid or writing with poop isnt as easy as we would think.
Jun 19, 2007 at 8:26 pm rating: 0
#4 K.R
“Do the rest of us a favor and KILL YOURSELF!!” very passive aggressive…. that has to be the funniest part after the “Pooh” stain
Jun 19, 2007 at 8:51 pm rating: 0
#5 Potbelly
Time for a spycam in the bathroom…
Jun 19, 2007 at 9:23 pm rating: 0
#6 Sharona
“I pooh-pooh your suggestion of suicide!”
Jun 19, 2007 at 9:29 pm rating: 0
#7 ???
I just don’t understand how this is possible.
Jun 20, 2007 at 12:53 am rating: 0
#8 Nunya
That is absolutely disgusting! This office needs a nosey co-worker to monitor the bathroom. There is one confrontational woman in our office who thinks nothing of embarrassing the hell out of anyone who leaves a mess and it’s never anything as bad as this.
Jun 20, 2007 at 5:53 am rating: 0
#9 Illay
Noooooooo!
Jun 20, 2007 at 6:02 am rating: 0
#10 bittergreen
I thought the first bullet point was a bit much. Not using a seat protector just seems like it’s more of a user preference.
That second bullet point was a bomb though. YOWZA!
Jun 20, 2007 at 6:26 am rating: 0
#11 cuzzy
man this one would of caused a ruckous at my work place
Jun 20, 2007 at 6:40 am rating: 0
#12 Writer, Rejected
But. wait. Is the hand-written marginal comment actually written in the offender’s poop? That is just disgustingly ingenuous.
Jun 20, 2007 at 7:09 am rating: 0
#13 dd
Hi, Hon? I really love the blog and it’s superfantastic, but if you wouldn’t mind, some of us don’t particularly like looking at poop, so it’d be great if you’d go ahead and post some more stuff so we don’t have to look at it anymore. I mean, it’s in the common area and it’s disgusting.
Okay, thanksloveyoubye!
Jun 20, 2007 at 7:48 am rating: 0
#14 hopefulgirl
Wow. I am extremely grossed out. And yet, it IS rather funny.
Jun 20, 2007 at 8:25 am rating: 0
#15 lambert
You really wouldn’t think that a note like this would be necessary. You’re supposed to crap IN the toilet. But this is coming from a person (me) who actually witnessed firsthand a large pile of shit in a fitting room corner. Complemented by a few pieces of tp they brought in with them…
Jun 20, 2007 at 8:53 am rating: 0
#16 joebec
OMG! Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Pooh! i was wondering where you’ve been!
Jun 20, 2007 at 9:07 am rating: 0
#17 jummy bear
eeeewwwwwwww!
Jun 20, 2007 at 10:15 am rating: 0
#18 john
oh bother
Jun 20, 2007 at 10:44 am rating: 0
#19 Jay
That’s whoa.
Jun 20, 2007 at 10:59 am rating: 0
#20 theobviouschild
Is it just me, or is this blog offering more and more compelling evidence that the entire world has morphed into William Golding’s most famous novel (Lord of the Flies)?
WTF, people shitting on fitting room floors?!
Jun 20, 2007 at 11:28 am rating: 0
#21 Pedgehog
Someone should smell the sign. Just to see if it’s poop and not chocolate.
Jun 20, 2007 at 11:47 am rating: 0
#22 Dave
And with that, my lunch is offically over.
GAK!
Jun 20, 2007 at 11:55 am rating: 0
#23 Goldie
LMAO at the Mr. Hanky comment.
Please tell me it’s a brown marker… I’m about to lose my faith in humanity. On the other hand, if it is, um, pooh, wouldn’t the offender be easy to track down? you know, smelly finger and all?
Jun 20, 2007 at 12:42 pm rating: 0
#24 Janey
Ok….So if you knew that someone REGULARLY went into the same stall and crapped all over in there…Would you still willingly step foot in there?! Use another bathroom! That is so disgusting. WTF is wrong with people! How could you possibly think it was ok to crap all over and not in the toilet?!
Jun 20, 2007 at 1:16 pm rating: 0
#25 Solo
Well, if I was there I certainly would not shit all over the toilet, but I certainly would have fun with some chocolate and the note.
Finger painting “pooh” on paper is really disgusting.
Jun 20, 2007 at 1:32 pm rating: 0
#26 Solo
Also, we know little about that workplace. Admittedly, shitting all over the place on purpose is really passive aggressive.
Jun 20, 2007 at 1:33 pm rating: 0
#27 Mel
Gross.
Jun 20, 2007 at 2:13 pm rating: 0
#28 thordora
I ruined numerous coworker lunches with this today. THANKS!!!!
Jun 20, 2007 at 2:17 pm rating: 0
#29 rrpa
I guess crap on the floor could be the unfortunate byproduct of explosive diarrhea. However, if you have explosive diarrhea: don’t go to work in the first place or, at a minimum, clean up after yourself. Don’t leave that for your coworkers to see/smell and absolutely don’t leave it for the ever-suffering janitor.
Jun 20, 2007 at 4:12 pm rating: 0
#30 Irish
It appears a specimen has escaped from the Great Ape exhibit…. lol
Jun 20, 2007 at 4:49 pm rating: 0
#31 Fraulein N
*dies*
Jun 20, 2007 at 5:07 pm rating: 0
#32 Nostalgia
Looks like the graffiti writer was careful to stay on the page and not get any on the wall… Go figure.
Jun 20, 2007 at 5:23 pm rating: 0
#33 jennifer
Im really hoping that that is just a (chunky) brown marker. ….I want to comment, but I really am speechless. Who does something like this and whoever did, were they thinking “well, that will teach them!”? Cause I think the only person that needs to learn a lesson or two is the person who stuck their finger in shit just to leave a worthless comment…
Jun 20, 2007 at 6:34 pm rating: 0
#34 Shuni
I’m really hoping thats chocolate…it looks kind of sharp edged to me (ewewewewewewewewewewew!!!!!!!!)
Jun 20, 2007 at 9:54 pm rating: 0
#35 anon
LMAO
Yeah…my sense of humour is totally warped…
the complete anti-social defiance of this turns a normal bland bitch note into something extremely disturbing
Seriously brilliant stuff
Jun 21, 2007 at 3:51 am rating: 0
#36 Strideo
Eww, I think one thing we’ve learned is that there must be people who just get off on leaving pooh all over the bathroom.
Jun 23, 2007 at 12:23 pm rating: 0
#37 The One and Only Ridor
That is so wrongful.
R-
Jun 24, 2007 at 2:54 am rating: 0
#38 yuck
Seems like a great time for an office-wide spelling test, eh?
Jun 24, 2007 at 5:51 am rating: 0
#39 billie the love machine
i think pooh bear wrote that and he doesnt have a pen so he used his own crap! .
Jun 24, 2007 at 12:47 pm rating: 0
#40 Claus Skatman
I’m sure everyone assumed that a man wrote in poo. But the idea of a woman doing it is actually kinda sexy!
Jun 27, 2007 at 4:31 am rating: 0
#41 Garbled in Translation
Friggin’ Craptactular!!!! Wow. I don’t even know what to say. Other then this is absolutly spectacular. If ever toilet humor was boiled down to it’s basic essence. This is it. Oh god … my eyes … they’re burning.
Jun 27, 2007 at 4:01 pm rating: 0
#42 Nona Fenders
I worked in a place long-ago that needed a sign saying, “Please do not put feet on the toilet seat and squat.” Apparently, some of the factory workers were leaving bare , dirty footprints on the seat.
Jun 28, 2007 at 2:15 pm rating: 0
#43 Tim
HAHAHA. I love the poop writer so much.
Jun 29, 2007 at 12:29 pm rating: 0
#44 RaggDolly121
woah, CHILL dude…
I mean, you don’t have to be THAT mean! Serously, I wouldn’t want anyone to die, just for being a pig!
Jul 2, 2007 at 1:38 pm rating: 0
#45 RaggDolly121
On the other hand…
…it would be REALLY helpful that the person doing that would just quit.
Jul 2, 2007 at 1:39 pm rating: 0
#46 The Manticore
omfg. I can’t stop lol’ing!
I have had to clean up a poo flood too at work. it was so nasty, and I was so pissed, I clocked out and went home.
but still. damn. ballsy. and pretty nasty. hahaha. I don’t know whether to gove props to the poo writer or to smack him.
maybe it’s a crayon…lol.
and could you imagine someone walking in on that?
“Joe, wtf are you doing?!”
“ummmm….Sticking it to the Man!”
“With pooh?”
Jul 5, 2007 at 6:31 am rating: 0
#47 Steve
I say take samples from everyone in the office and match it to the DNA in the pooh. That’ll teach Mr. or Mrs. stinky finger.
Jul 6, 2007 at 11:18 am rating: 0
#48 Charlieface
how exactly would you go about writing with tht.. a special stick??
Jul 6, 2007 at 12:13 pm rating: 0
#49 Libradiva
That person actually took the time to collect his fecal matter (hopefully wrapping it carefully in toilet paper) and then they physically smeared it on the note to write out a word that isn’t even spelled correctly.
I don’t even think my sons did anything that nasty even as babies… how old is this person and didn’t their parents ever tell them to not play with their poo….Mr Hanky?
Jul 14, 2007 at 10:30 am rating: 0
#50 Jill
It looks like a brown crayon to me. They don’t write well on computer paper.
I once worked at a restaurant that would frequently become awash in shit by the end of each night. The toilets were notorious for backing up, so their contents always covered the floors like a river of piss, water, toilet paper, and of course, shit.
The one saving grace about that awful job was that we paid someone else to clean our bathrooms. My $7 an hour would definitely NOT be worth it.
Jul 15, 2007 at 10:13 am rating: 0
#51 Shii
I’m crying so hard right now. With tears of laughter.
Jul 16, 2007 at 11:27 am rating: 0
#52 Midlife Crisis
I just hope she didn’t lick her finger between letters.
Jul 17, 2007 at 5:35 pm rating: 0
#53 sweavo
In a single word, the miscreant has managed to say “Ah-hah! You decided to bring the fight to me, uh? Well this is my territory, and my rules prevail here! Bring it on, this can escalate not only beyond your power, but beyond your power to imagine!”
Jul 19, 2007 at 3:18 am rating: 0
#54 Amelie
I don’t know why people are surprised that someone would write in “pooh.” My friend worked at an all-you-can-eat buffet in high school … one day a family came in with their 5 year old son. The son proceeded to eat …and eat…and eat until he finally vomited on the table. While my friend was cleaning up their child’s puke (at a rate of 5.40 per hour, no less) the parents sighed, giggled, and said: “He does that EVERY time we’re here!” …and then the kid went up for another round of pudding.
or poohding.
Jul 28, 2007 at 12:08 am rating: 0
#55 Brrrup
Ok, this is gross and hysterical all at the same time.
I hope this guy (of course it’s a guy) washed his finger after this.
Aug 2, 2007 at 6:23 pm rating: 0
#56 Ryan
Well, good thing they didn’t have a problem with semen on the toilet seat, eh?
Aug 7, 2007 at 7:15 pm rating: 0
#57 MILF Hunter
I bet you could get fingerprints from the poo and run them through the CSI database to finger the culprit.
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:51 am rating: 0
#58 jimmyjimmyjimmyjimmykalamahoo! kalamahee! kalamabringachairplease!
that pooh was FUCKING DELICIOUS
Dec 27, 2007 at 11:58 am rating: 0
#59 when nature calls
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Jan 21, 2008 at 12:20 pm rating: 0
#60 Sara in Northern MN
That is nasty, but I’ve got that beat. Last Nov I got up early to go deer hunting, when I noticed the light was left on in the laundry room across from my 2nd floor apt. I went in to shut the light off, and I noticed a smell. Walking over to the large plastic sink I found a huge, smelly, disgusting turd left in the damn sink: wow.
I went back to my apartment and left a message for my super, then headed out for a day of hunting. When I returned, my super was there, and she was furious. She discussed plans to ask the building owners (city) to install surveillance cameras (we have them now).
One of the other tenants had found the lovingly deposited Baby Ruth bar and had cleaned it up-they got half their rent back for that month: you couldn’t pay me enough to clean up someone else’s sh!t.
Feb 2, 2008 at 1:45 pm rating: 0
#61 meeh
OMG i’m just dying LMAO right now!
Mar 4, 2008 at 7:45 pm rating: 0
#62 Olivia
There goes my lunch. It was yummy, too…
Apr 25, 2008 at 3:33 pm rating: 0
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