Please help! My roommate is a passive-aggressive!

June 19th, 2007 · 26 comments

“Apparently I was violating some building rules that annoyed my roommate,” says Alex in Waterloo, Ontario. “Rather than asking me in person, he wrote this on our front door for all to see.”

Please help! I am an imbecile! I am completely oblivious to others and have no regard for rules! Need help. (Will S.D. for money)

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  • #1   Condom Man

    The irony is that the note-writer has no moral objections to humiliating the person in public in front of all of his neighbors, yet however feels a moral obligation to shorten the term “suck dick” into an acronym.

    Are we allowed to say dick on this blog?

    Jun 19, 2007 at 12:28 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Sarah

    Hah wow I just finished my first year at Waterloo. I wonder if I know these kids.

    Jun 19, 2007 at 4:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   missrisky

    The roommate forgot to sign Alex’s name to the note…wonder if he realizes that by posting it on the door, he includes himself? Imbecile, indeed!

    Jun 19, 2007 at 5:22 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   jfruh

    See, now that’s passive-aggressive.

    Jun 19, 2007 at 5:47 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Erin

    passive aggressive and all kinds of nasty . . .

    Jun 19, 2007 at 5:52 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Lauren

    Jeez, that was nasty.

    Jun 19, 2007 at 6:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Lauren

    Jeez, that was nasty.

    Jun 19, 2007 at 6:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   cuzzy

    ah the good old days of college roomates

    Jun 19, 2007 at 6:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Lexi

    What does SD mean?

    Jun 19, 2007 at 6:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Claire

    I thought it was sell drugs, but someone else said suck dick and that seems to make more sense.

    Jun 19, 2007 at 6:56 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   pickledami

      or “Sully your Drawers” maybe?

      Jun 2, 2008 at 3:24 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   Dave

    HA Sell Drugs…Well Suck D#$% was the first thing that came to my mind. Maybe im a perv

    Jun 19, 2007 at 8:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Stephanie

    I’m glad that it was cleared up, I couldn’t for the life of me understand what sd meant. Perhaps I’m just naive

    Jun 19, 2007 at 8:28 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   your dad

    I decided that SD was sodomize dogs.

    Jun 19, 2007 at 8:41 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Comedy Blog

    Maybe they mean Smell Dongs

    Jun 19, 2007 at 8:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Sharona

    Wow. He has a stapler, and he’s not afraid to use it!

    Jun 19, 2007 at 10:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Mel

    S.D. = San Diego? hee…

    Jun 19, 2007 at 12:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   will

    Shit Donuts?

    Jun 19, 2007 at 1:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   BoggyWoggy

    I’m an elementary school teacher and I knew exactly what SD meant! Hee, hee, hee!

    Jun 19, 2007 at 4:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Candice

    Staples AND a thumb tack. I’m impressed.

    Jun 19, 2007 at 4:45 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   jen

    Ironically, the building rule he was breaking was sucking dick for money.

    Jun 20, 2007 at 5:58 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Brett

    elementary school teachers are the freakiest people survey says. they not only s.d., but they also t.s. and l.m.n.o.p

    Jun 20, 2007 at 8:36 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Fb

    “Ironically, the building rule he was breaking was sucking dick for money.”

    HA!

    Jul 3, 2007 at 1:30 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   tka

    >See, now that’s passive-aggressive.

    No, actually I think it’s all out agressive.

    Jul 3, 2007 at 1:46 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   RaggDolly121

    all right, S. D. means something, and I’m going to find out! ;)

    Jul 3, 2007 at 9:21 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Shiyiya

    Suck Dick was my guess too – and that’s one hell of a nasty note.

    Dec 3, 2008 at 12:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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