Writes Lauren in Kansas: “My roommate is known for her notes towards me and our other roommate. We never touch each other’s food as is, but I guess she felt the need to threaten us to keep it that way. Inside the box? A ton of containers of frozen cookie dough.”
Sadly, Lacey’s earlier notes to Lauren and her roommates went unrecorded. Lauren’s personal favorite:
If you’re hot run around naked
If you’re cold put on sweatshirts
Do NOT touch the heater
Love, Lacey
33 responses so far ↓
#1
K.R
mmmm cookies of death !!
Jun 20, 2007 at 6:18 pm rating: 3
#2
eh
“we never touch each others food as is”
as is? if you are being truthful that you never touch her food then i am for:
team lauren!
Jun 20, 2007 at 6:20 pm rating: 1
#3
aliastaken
Love the scrawled heart…
Jun 20, 2007 at 6:24 pm rating: 1
#4
josie
i had a roommate once
when i was 17
never again
Jun 20, 2007 at 7:48 pm rating: 0
#5
Amanda
“Do not touch the heater”?? Who the hell does she think she is? I mean, the note is kind of cute, but unless she’s the only one paying utility bills, she can suck it. Team Lauren!
Jun 20, 2007 at 8:07 pm rating: 0
#6
Soulwound
I’m all for running around naked.
Jun 20, 2007 at 8:10 pm rating: 4
#7
Erin
I think Lacey just wants to see all her roomies in their birthday suits. Why else would she tell them to run around naked? For real– I’ve had roommates and I never had any desire to see them nude–
Jun 20, 2007 at 8:12 pm rating: 3
#8
Lauren
Yes, we don’t touch eachothers food. I did find out that Lacey used all my brown sugar today. What a gem. My very unattractive male friend has offered to lounge nude in my house when it’s hot… I think I may take him up on that offer.
Jun 20, 2007 at 8:48 pm rating: 8
#9
evilbunnytoo
she used all your brown sugar – hold her cookie dough hostage !!!!!
Also, now it’s your turn to leave a passive agressive note: “Lauren – Please do not eat other people’s food, this include my brown sugar that was all used up, please replace it by tommorrow OR DIE!!!! [insert heart here]“
Jun 20, 2007 at 9:24 pm rating: 5
#10
Brett
I vote for resolution via sweaty pillow fight.
Jun 21, 2007 at 6:11 am rating: 1
#11
Daniel Hoffmann-Gill
Not so much passive aggressive as just aggressive.
Jun 21, 2007 at 6:40 am rating: 0
#12
Lesley
Death threats over cookie dough? Seriously?
I would throw out the cookie dough and leave a note saying “I assumed from your warning of death that the cookie dough was laced with a deadly poison. I disposed of it in order to spare you from certain death!”
Jun 21, 2007 at 6:48 am rating: 10
#13
jen
The only thing I put brown sugar in is… cookie dough. Bitch has a mad cookie problem.
Jun 21, 2007 at 7:34 am rating: 4
#14
Nunya
It would have taken every bit of my self control not to respond to this nutjob. And what is up with her trying to regulate her roommates’ use of the heater? Some folks are just not meant to live with other people.
Jun 21, 2007 at 7:39 am rating: 2
#15
Peggy
Just add a note – “I did not eat, but I did stick the rolls between my butt cheeks. Heart!”
Jun 21, 2007 at 8:48 am rating: 9
#16
Stephanie
Definately like Peggy’s comment. I can think of tons of things to do with them other than eat them. Duct tape them to the heater, perhaps?
Jun 21, 2007 at 9:59 am rating: 0
#17
Psipsina
I think I would’ve eaten them (or maybe even just hidden them) and replaced them with a note: “We’re all going to die someday. At least I got to eat some cookie dough first.”
Jun 21, 2007 at 10:23 am rating: 18
#18
Peggy
LOL Psipsina! That is absolutely perfect.
Jun 21, 2007 at 10:53 am rating: 1
#19
Jacinda
Where in Kansas? Maybe some roomates in KU or KSU?
Team Lauren ALL THE WAY!
“Don’t touch the heater”? What a bitch!
Though I like her ideas of running naked. At least she isn’t a completely uptight jackass!
Jun 21, 2007 at 4:11 pm rating: 0
#20
Lauren
KSU all the way baby. Go wildcats.
Jun 21, 2007 at 7:59 pm rating: 0
#21
E
My first roommate was ALWAYS cold. She wouldn’t let me turn down the heat – so I just left my window open in the winter… we lived in a one room dorm. (I swear, my windows would steam up because it was so hot and muggy in our room… even with the heat turned off. ) She finally learned to just put on a sweater and put a blanket on over her legs… and I still wore shorts and a t shirt to study in. You’d think with all the secret peppermint schnapps she drank, she’d be warmer.
Jun 21, 2007 at 8:39 pm rating: 4
#22
Lauren
E I totally feel you. I live in the upstairs room… which is the only thing upstairs. It’s a smaller house and thank goodness I convinced the owner’s dad (my roomie who is NOT the nutcase leaving the notes) to put in a window unit air conditioner. I keep my room like an icebox and she can keep the downstairs like a sauna all she likes. She can’t annoy me that way anymore, and I’m sure it eats her up inside haha.
Jun 22, 2007 at 5:30 pm rating: 0
#23
newhoosier
I think the roommate might be headed down the wrong path. If she doesn’t do something, she’ll end up like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHCQXGsDMXQ
Jun 22, 2007 at 6:14 pm rating: 0
#24
Aly
Man, I would just be pissed that she’s taking up all the freaking freezer space. Does she buy that shit by the case? Or just specially package it herself (which is probably more scary…)
Jun 23, 2007 at 10:20 pm rating: 0
#25
Papa Shongo
You know somebody’s dying to open that box
Jun 26, 2007 at 4:15 pm rating: 0
#26
Chani
mmmm, cookie dough. if I put that stuff in a shared freezer, it wouldn’t have a note, it’d have a frigging padlock
Jun 29, 2007 at 5:37 am rating: 2
#27
RaggDolly121
OMG YES!!!!!
Jul 2, 2007 at 1:33 pm rating: 0
#28
RaggDolly121
I mean, when I leave my yogurt in the fridge, I make sure that I wrote ‘ MINE!!! GET YOUR OWN FOOD!!!’
Jul 2, 2007 at 1:34 pm rating: 1
#29
Same???
Is this the same woman who wrote to the daycare workers about not falling asleep? The signed off almost the same!
Jul 13, 2007 at 12:20 pm rating: 0
#30
Same???
TheY signed off almost the same!
Jul 13, 2007 at 12:20 pm rating: 0
#31
T
Sorry but this makes me want to EAT IT.
Eat it and die.
Jul 22, 2007 at 3:19 pm rating: 0
#32
T
Makes me want to eat it. Eat it and DIE.
Jul 22, 2007 at 3:20 pm rating: 0
#33
BWelsh
Wait. I thought not eating was what killed people. That’s one reason I like cookie dough.
Jul 24, 2007 at 3:32 pm rating: 0
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