paul in san diego says this note showed up above both urinals at his office last week.

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41 responses so far ↓
#1 Agargara
THE SECOND PARAGRAPH IS MY FAVORITE. IT IS AN AFTERTHOUGHT OF PURE GENIUS.
ANOTHER REASON I LIKE IT IS THE CAPITAL LETTERS.
Jun 25, 2007 at 7:22 pm rating: 0 
#2 eh
YEP CAPS LOCKS = SRS BZNESS
TEAM ANTI-BOOGER-WALL-WIPE!!
Jun 25, 2007 at 7:24 pm rating: 0 
#3 pjckc
Why does the little kid in the picture get a free pass to wipe his boogers on the wall?
Jun 25, 2007 at 7:34 pm rating: +3 
#4 eh
good point pj. that is agist.
Jun 25, 2007 at 7:36 pm rating: 0 
#5 Julie
What do you want to bet they just start wiping their boogers on that picture?
Jun 25, 2007 at 8:23 pm rating: 0 
#6 Erin
That is hilarious. The whole thing is so funny. I can so see my boss posting something like this at my work.
Jun 25, 2007 at 8:45 pm rating: 0 
#7 Alycia
I’m crying I’m laughing so hard.
Jun 25, 2007 at 8:46 pm rating: 0 
#8 booger
paper is much easier to wipe a booger on than painted cinderblock. this poster would be a goner with my allergies the way they are.
/wipe
Jun 25, 2007 at 11:04 pm rating: 0 
#9 Katherine
Why does the child pictured on the sign get special treatment? Are his boogies better than the rest? Do they have magical cleansing powers?
Jun 25, 2007 at 11:06 pm rating: 0 
#10 King Steve
People should just rub them between their fingers and flick them on the floor like I do….
Jun 25, 2007 at 11:33 pm rating: 0 
#11 Lovecarrots
My sister in-law recently discovered my nephew and a friend wiping bogies on the wall behind the sofa while they watched TV. She told them if they hadn’t a handkerchief to wipe them on it would be more hygenic, not to mention, pleasant for everyone if they just ate them.
Cheers
Mrs Linda Carrot
Jun 26, 2007 at 3:52 am rating: 0 
#12 Nattie
Phew, thankfully it appears I’m still allowed to do it. Good thing too, I’ve got a good store of them!
Jun 26, 2007 at 4:06 am rating: 0 
#13 Strideo
The kid gets a special pass because he’s never actually going to make an appearance in that particular bathroom.
At least I should hope.
Jun 26, 2007 at 8:15 am rating: 0 
#14 Max
So what if I put my boogers on the wall in building 2.
Jun 26, 2007 at 8:49 am rating: 0 
#15 BoggyWoggy
How do they know those are boogers pasted on the wall? If so, couldn’t a simple DNA analysis solve all of their troubles?
Jun 26, 2007 at 9:20 am rating: 0 
#16 will
That kid gets a free booger pass? No Fair!
Jun 26, 2007 at 11:14 am rating: 0 
#17 Heather
Maybe the picture is of the sign’s author as a young child?
Does the “it” in the last paragraph refer to the wall? A little vague…
Jun 26, 2007 at 1:06 pm rating: 0 
#18 aren't you're
you are not should be you’re’nt!!! you are not should be one word!! you’re’nt!!! check the dictionary !!
bring it on!!!
Jun 26, 2007 at 2:52 pm rating: 0 
#19 boogies
my friend had an orange velvet recliner in the living room when he was growing up where his extremely overweight brother used to sit.
when they went to move it after about a decade, they found layers and layers crusty boogers on the back of it.
Jun 26, 2007 at 2:55 pm rating: 0 
#20 philly
Thanks for the story, “boogies.” That was the biggest laugh I had all day.
Jun 26, 2007 at 9:45 pm rating: 0 
#21 Trixie
This makes me want to barf. What kind retard wipes snot on walls or furniture? Disgusting.
Jun 27, 2007 at 8:34 am rating: 0 
#22 fourwhitefeet » This should come with a warning label
[...] Disturbingly true. Don’t click if you’re easily queasy. Comment #11 [...]
Jun 27, 2007 at 8:55 am rating: 0 
#23 jyoseph
I say, anytime you get the chance to tag one of your entries with “nose-picking” … GO FOR IT!!!
I’ve never been much of a wiper. I’m more of a flicker slash launcher myself.
Jun 27, 2007 at 11:23 am rating: 0 
#24 Bentonite
Wiping your boogers on the wall is disgusting?
Seriously?!? Why hasn’t anyone told me this before?
Jun 27, 2007 at 7:03 pm rating: 0 
#25 Randomness
That’s freakin’ awesome!
oh and another reason….. classic!
Jun 27, 2007 at 7:03 pm rating: 0 
#26 team cassandra
ha ha! that’s FUNNY!
and
Why DO people DO that!?!? - its just NASTY!
Jun 27, 2007 at 7:30 pm rating: 0 
#27 team cassandra
ha ha! that’s FUNNY!
and
Why DO people DO that!?!? - its just NASTY!
(it happens in the our elevator too)
Jun 27, 2007 at 7:32 pm rating: 0 
#28 J
I like how the note seems to apply only to “freshly picked” boogers. Like, if you’ve been storing boogers in a humidor, feel free to bring those in and do a variation of Van Gogh’s Starry Night.
Jul 1, 2007 at 2:19 am rating: +2 
#29 RaggDolly121
OMG, that’s just GROSS and DISGUSTING, and I agree with J.
:):):)
Jul 3, 2007 at 9:01 am rating: 0 
#30 bob
when I was a little girl, i used to wipe them on the side of the seat in our van. now I feel bad! how gross!
Jul 11, 2007 at 12:15 pm rating: 0 
#31 Magical Q
At least they had the sense to use Helvetica.
Jul 11, 2007 at 2:48 pm rating: 0 
#32 EClaire
Helvetica, HA! My sister wiped her boogers on the wall of her childhood room. When I went to college, she moved in to my booger-free room, while I was forced to store my belongings (that wouldn’t fit in the dorm) in her boogie-gold painted room. Gross.
Jul 15, 2007 at 7:49 am rating: 0 
#33 Brown
I chaperoned a field trip for my son’s “summer camp”–a group of 5 year olds that start Kindergarten this coming school year. Two of the kids in the van were picking their noses, but they had the good sense to eat the findings rather than share them with the next riders.
Jul 16, 2007 at 5:15 am rating: 0 
#34 DM
Geez. I thought the booger picking/wiping it on the wall was exclusive to the Ragstock warehouse in Minneapolis. Glad to know it is something that goes on everywhere!
Jul 17, 2007 at 2:17 pm rating: 0 
#35 Ginevra
Why is ‘this wall’ specified in the last paragraph? Is it ok to boogerize other walls?
And another reason could be it’s ok to wipe other things on this wall (although, this sign being in a bathroom, it’s not a pretty mental image).
Jul 18, 2007 at 9:49 am rating: 0 
#36 Bry
Someone does this in one of the bathroom stalls where I work. It’s quite puzzling since there is toilet paper right there to wipe it on and disgusting because, well, it’s just disgusting.
Jul 18, 2007 at 2:50 pm rating: 0 
#37 Daily Links: 7/31/2007 - Easily Amused
[...] I think I might print one of these out and hang it above the urinal at work. Why, you ask? Oh, I don't know, just because. [...]
Jul 31, 2007 at 6:59 am rating: 0 
#38 McBooger
I love how the implication is that it’s OK to wipe boogers on the OTHER walls
Aug 6, 2007 at 5:46 pm rating: 0 
#39 Bathroom Etiquette from Molly » What Would Dad Say
[...] if you all want to read about them, check this out, and this.  Evidently, large companies…not US,…have to write memos to tell [...]
Aug 18, 2007 at 8:04 am rating: 0 
#40 viessysep
This simply prodigy!
http://unikont.com
There was merrily!
Dec 19, 2007 at 6:58 am rating: 0 
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