From Netherlands, the “killing you with kindness” approach:
FILED UNDER: food · Netherlands · stealing
YOU CAN NOT EAT MY FOOD!
You can not, I repeat CAN NOT eat my food!
can not!! look it up!! i’m such an educated english major!! I can not stand how smart I am!!! You are all wrong!!! I can not believe how wrong you all are!
Jun 28, 2007 at 8:02 pm rating: 2
Wow, he is such a nice guy, always thinking of others. He was so concerned about his roomates that he wants to protect them from typhus. Man, I wish my roomates cared that much about my health.
Typhus? Makes me think of Oregon Trail.
Jun 28, 2007 at 9:03 pm rating: 11
I like Matt!
For a moment, I thought that it was the fridge that had written the note.
Jun 28, 2007 at 9:43 pm rating: 3
I like Matt too. Mmm…typhus…
Jun 28, 2007 at 10:42 pm rating: 0
that typhus was fucking delicious!
Jan 8, 2009 at 3:08 pm rating: 9
I like this one. I definitely love the sarcasm. One thing to think about…sarcasm as a tool for passive-aggressiveness…
Jun 28, 2007 at 11:02 pm rating: 1
Is that written directly on the fridge?
Jun 29, 2007 at 4:24 am rating: 1
umm…if hes from holland, ewhy’s he written in english??
Jun 29, 2007 at 4:50 am rating: 0
English speaking people can’t live in Holland? Dutch people can’t write in English?
When were these laws passed? I overslept this morning, but by golly, I didn’t think I has missed that much!
Jun 29, 2007 at 6:16 am rating: 17
LOL @ Sazbot
Jun 29, 2007 at 6:20 am rating: 0
team typhus vaccination! go matt. nothing worse than going to eat some leftovers and finding them stolen.
Jun 29, 2007 at 6:51 am rating: 1
Don’t touch my Outback bread. Diaf!
Jun 29, 2007 at 7:23 am rating: 2
Clearly staged just to get posted here.
Jun 29, 2007 at 8:17 am rating: 0
I was going to write and say that Matt’s note is really more witty than passive agressive, but then I read Rich’s astute comment above. So, now I’m with Rich. Team Rich all the way. Someone is pulling our collective passive-aggressive leg.
Jun 29, 2007 at 8:23 am rating: 0
It IS a bit odd that Matt took a picture of his own note and sent it in… I hope this doesn’t become like that old “America’s Funniest Home Videos” show – where after awhile it was pretty clear that most of the videos were set up. That would really ruin this great site!
Jun 29, 2007 at 8:51 am rating: 2
Jun 29, 2007 at 9:23 am rating: 0
i was wondering when it would come down to people faking their own PA notes…what a sick, sad world.
Jun 29, 2007 at 12:08 pm rating: 0
great, now i have to go look up “typhus”.
Jun 29, 2007 at 2:48 pm rating: 1
Well, I wouldn’t say that he was faking the note.
I just think the spirit of the site is that you send in examples if you’re the victim or randomly stumble upon a p/a note.
That way, we can all say, “WTF?” and laugh how crazy people can be over the smallest things.
I say we boo this man! Boo! Hiss!
Jun 29, 2007 at 2:49 pm rating: 0
Do yo thang and hit that typhus, mang!
Yeah.. I know :/
Jun 29, 2007 at 3:45 pm rating: 0
Yeah, he kind of ruined my day, this Matt. It’s like he’s some mastermind, diabolical passive-aggressive genius who wrote the note on the fridge, took the picture, and sent it in–but ultimately the passive aggressive act is against us because it’s fake, and therefore not as fun, and it kind of stopped up the conversation, which really put a damper on my Friday. I don’t like it. I don’t like it at all.
Jun 29, 2007 at 5:53 pm rating: 0
The only thing that cheered me up after this debacle was seeing the ad right next to the comment box for a waterless toilet for my yurt.
Jun 29, 2007 at 6:18 pm rating: 0
team yurts with pink twa-leys!
As for passive-aggressiveness of note at hand – I’m with Andy there too. The note might not be fake, but the spirit is off. *Found* p/aggression is qualitatively in another (betterer) league than user-generated.
Still, I ain’t coughed up any gems (that’s notes), so there’s that.
Jun 29, 2007 at 7:11 pm rating: 0
I had to go look up the word “yurt.” Very fun. Next time I’m on a nomadic venture in Mongolia I will be sure to bring my waterless potty.
Jun 30, 2007 at 3:42 pm rating: 0
Ha-ha !!!! Bring your own food ! Don’t eat mine !
Jul 1, 2007 at 9:23 am rating: 1
Hm… so you guys are saying I write on fridges to get posted on an internet weblog? Interesting way of thinking. What am I gonna do next? Shave my cat and take a pic to get on Icanhascheezburger?
The note/pic were taken a good time before I stumbled across this site…
Leave me alone! I’m gonna go be depressed now. At least I can’t get typhus anymore.
Jul 2, 2007 at 3:26 am rating: 3
Well, I never said that you wrote the note to create a post, just that you posted your own note.
Though, the passive/aggressive response is appreciated.
Jul 2, 2007 at 7:27 am rating: 0
Haha, LOVE THIS! xD
Jul 2, 2007 at 1:59 pm rating: 0
What?! Why would you but typhus in your refrigerator? (sorry I suck at spelling) That’s just MEAN!!!
Jul 3, 2007 at 8:53 am rating: 0
Ah, more and more notes are being posted from people who wrote them themselves… kind of sucks. It’s funnier when they’re discovered.
Jul 4, 2007 at 7:09 am rating: 0
Matts passive aggressive comment on his own passive aggressive note is making this a bit too much like that Alanis Morissette song.
I mean, did was the Ironic song really meant to be ironic because nothing was ironic?
I think I’ve just gone way off base though.
Jul 26, 2007 at 5:23 pm rating: 0
My apologies, I just realized I said did was.
Jul 26, 2007 at 5:24 pm rating: 0
When I Exlax brownies, I never seem to be as mad when they are stolen
May 25, 2008 at 8:09 am rating: 0
Cannot is a word. Can not means something else. You cannot pee out your mouth. You can not eat a fish today if you choose not to do so. Just because there are two words inside the word doesn’t mean they should be separated. Another example would be weekend.
Jun 9, 2008 at 7:55 pm rating: 1
that typhus vaccination was fucking delicious
Aug 5, 2008 at 2:24 am rating: 0
I love it! When I took a trip to Peru, I was given a Typhoid fever vaccination that had to be refrigerated, and I had to tell my roomies not to be disturbed or worried for my health.
Also, don’t touch my stuff!
Dec 3, 2008 at 3:02 am rating: 1
I think that this is my favorite note so far…
Dec 13, 2008 at 3:09 pm rating: 0
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