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By: aradia

aradia — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:41:53 +0000

I know! What if someone takes a bite out of it (unborn or otherwise) when she leaves it in the fridge? Especially if they put it back….

By: aradia

aradia — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:28:39 +0000

What if she had a cheese-and-pickle sandwich instead? No worries about lunch meat, no worries about microwave radiation from the holes drilled for the padlock- it’s the perfect soultion, really.

By: aradia

aradia — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 01:26:17 +0000

I think she means aggravating.

By: Misty

Misty — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 08:20:49 +0000

Lunchmeat is fine to eat when pregnant, if heated.

Meat & cheese together is not bad for health (for previous retarded noter).

Don’t eat other people’s food, that makes you a jack@ss.

By: Mark Baker

Mark Baker — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:55:26 +0000

The solution s a simple one. Make a delicious looking peanut butter and jelly sandwich up (who can resist that, right?). Then collect some dead bugs up and put the bug sandwich into the fridge. Then simply wait for the culprit to strike again.

Voila! After THAT bite, even if they do strike again, you’ll have the pleasure of knowing you fed them bugs or cat poop or motor oil or something. Be creative. Hell, put a 9 volt battery in the sucker and just have pairs of small wires both positive and negative running to the edges.

A freakin’ note like this will make an asshole like the one who bit her sandwich giggle. I say make them an insanity sandwich bitches.

In the meantime, it’s been my experience that most freshly made sandwiches will not go bad sitting in one’s desk or purse from the time they get to work until lunch unless the inside temperature is exceedingly hot or their food was close to spoiling anyway.

By: Ravenlynne

Ravenlynne — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:50:16 +0000

And being an ass is no excuse for stealing someone else’s lunch.

By: Ravenlynne

Ravenlynne — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:47:17 +0000

Zenji, you are my hero.

By: Val

Val — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 06:41:25 +0000

wtf were you people pregnant with? I’ve got 3 kids, and while none of my pregnancies were without discomfort, it’s not exactly torture, either. Get over yourselves already.

By: Val

Val — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 06:28:32 +0000

Huge difference between an elbow to the stomach and a bite out of a sandwich. I would have bitten the elbower, too!

By: Claire

Claire — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:38:11 +0000

What the fuck?

Someone stole this person’s lunch, and people are shitting on them? Nice.

It never fails to shock and sadden me just how mean and vicious people get, especially when the person in question is female, and pregnant.

If someone stole your lunch, you’d be upset too. Whatever…guess women aren’t allowed to get angry, no matter what anyone does to them. And pregnant women are just so icky and dumb…let’s make fun of them because we’re snobby and small-minded and have nothing better to do!

Ick.

By: chance

chance — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:46:22 +0000

I think it probable that she took a bite and forgot about it.

By: Cailin

Cailin — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:20:02 +0000

Team N/A. C’mon, you have to work with these people. Pregnancy isn’t a free pass to act like shit, and isn’t it a little more mature and forward-thinking to be *gasp* direct with suspected coworkers? If you don’t have any suspects, it’s probably the first time it’s happened and you should probably just get over it. Writing a mean note just makes you make mountains out of nitrate-filled molehills.