from heidi’s apartment building in kansas city, mo. says heidi: “the decorating committee of condo owners added lamps to the hallway tables on each floor. someone started turning the lamps off on some floors, and someone else left this note on the bulletin board in the building’s laundry room. “gotta love that festive holiday stationery!
Entries from June 2007
a holiday wish
June 6th, 2007 · 9 Comments
Tags: holiday spirit · kansas city · lighting · neighbors
which one of these is not like the other?
June 6th, 2007 · 43 Comments
along with the mad bomber series, i’d say this note is one for the hall of fame. there are so many amazing elements here i can’t even pick a favorite.
related: care, it makes a difference
Tags: cleaning · dishes · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · noise · odor · roommates · sex sex sex · university · whiteboard
priorities
June 6th, 2007 · 6 Comments
from the offices of “a large internet company” in northern virginia…thanks to liz for submitting!
Tags: bathroom · group bitchfest · office · smiley · toilet · virginia
nobody wants to see that shit
June 6th, 2007 · 10 Comments
from an all-girls floor of a boston university dorm…
ah, college. thanks to vicky in boston for submitting!
Tags: boston · pleasantries as afterthought · roommates · sex sex sex
a common misconception
June 5th, 2007 · 23 Comments
dispatches from an oh-so-common passive-aggressive battleground…
so, whose side are you on?
Tags: confusion??? · moving/not moving · questionable logic · roommates
studying up on bedside manner might not be a bad idea
June 5th, 2007 · 36 Comments
CC found this note in one of the study carrels at her large midwestern med school:
this was her response:
(she continues on a second page.)
Tags: excessive underlining · michigan · moving/not moving · smartass · university
arrivederci, asshole
June 5th, 2007 · 4 Comments
sara is one of seven students sharing an apartment in venice. after three months of living together, she says, it became clear that one of the flatmates had to go: he had nasty habits like, um, pleasuring himself in his in other people’s bedrooms while they were out. “we gently told him we thought it [...]
Tags: italiano · italy · roommates · university
the souls of our shoes
June 5th, 2007 · 22 Comments
this important safety message is brought to you from an anonymous worker at a call center in toronto…
Tags: attire · danger · e-mail · kitchen · office · spelling and grammar police · toronto
thanks for eating my lunch
June 5th, 2007 · 11 Comments
(charlie in los angeles did not eat your lunch.)
Tags: excessive underlining · group bitchfest · los angeles · office · office fridge · smartass · smiley · spelling and grammar police · stealing
to all tennant
June 5th, 2007 · 17 Comments
my personal favorite from sara k’s oh-so-delightful office sign project.
Tags: garbage · neighbors · spelling and grammar police
this is your “last warning”
June 4th, 2007 · 9 Comments
a doozy from our pals over at the “blog” of “unnecessary” quotation marks.
Tags: moving/not moving · office · unnecessary "quotation marks"
the eleventh plague
June 4th, 2007 · 5 Comments
oh, how i love (totally tacky) reply-all e-mails.
thanks to kate in new york city, who says she has a whole inbox full of e-mails like this from the coworkers at her law firm.
Tags: e-mail · etiquette · food · office · stealing
welcome to the office
June 4th, 2007 · 4 Comments
explains jdb: “the blue note went up first, then we hired a bunch of contractors. the red note went up shortly after that.”
Tags: cleaning · coffee · exclamation-point happy! · office
danke [for the sarcasm]!!!
June 4th, 2007 · 42 Comments
tim found this note in the basement storeroom of an apartment building in kiel, germany:
tim’s rough translation:
THANKS for filling [up the storeroom]!!!
i was able to get to the meter just SUPER!!!
tenant 5/1 [fifth floor, first apartment]
[hand written at the bottom] many thanks from me too, tenant 5/2
Tags: deutsche · exclamation-point happy! · german · neighbors
there you go, bringing Him into it again
June 4th, 2007 · 40 Comments
(from sarah’s AMAZING photo set, “notes on theft”, and from james in beaumont, texas.)
Tags: excessive underlining · food · jesus · stealing · university
the post-it wars
June 4th, 2007 · 21 Comments
after receiving numerous “helpful tips” from her roommate at the university of minnesota…
lydia decided to add a few post-its of her own.
(the large signs on the oven and the microwave were already there.)
Tags: "helpful" advice · cleaning · dishes · etiquette · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · food · kitchen · microwave · minnesota · rebuttals · roommates · sponges · university
i would prefer
June 4th, 2007 · 13 Comments
“i still put my stuff all over his couch,” says ryan in d.c., who adds that this note is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to his “anal-retentive” roommate. ryan will be moving out of the apartment soon, but (in a final passive-aggressive gesture) says he has stuffed the couch full of [...]
when ph.d.s get frustrated
June 3rd, 2007 · 91 Comments
says dave in new york city: “i love that this note contains a fairly detailed explanation of lord kelvin’s formulation of the second law of thermodynamics. and a helpful diagram!”
related: when you get down to it
Tags: "helpful" advice · temperature · university · visual aids
please ladies please
June 3rd, 2007 · 21 Comments
maybe it’s the manic use of ellipses and exclamation points, but this note makes me very uncomfortable.
says erica in new york city, “as bad as it can get in the ladies’, i’ve been told the men’s bathroom is even worse.”
Tags: "helpful" advice · bathroom · bullet points · comic sans alert · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · hygiene · new york · office · spelling and grammar police · toilet
cereal killer
June 3rd, 2007 · 22 Comments
the cap’n is saying, “ian: If I catch you eating this delicious cereal, I’ll kill you in your sleep. love, dan.”
(”my roommate ian kept eating all the cereal i bought before i had a chance to have even a single bowl,” dan explains.)
Tags: excessive underlining · food · not-so-veiled threats · roommates · stealing

