Your mother doesn’t work here (or here, or here, or here)

July 6th, 2007 · 94 comments

your mother would be embarassed by these stock images

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mummy doesn't work here

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94 responses so far ↓

  • #1   tweedle

    ahh.. shame; that wonderful motivator.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 1:00 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   tellos

    … really coool…

    Jul 6, 2007 at 1:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Nattie

    One possible fly in le ointment; what if your mother DOES work there with you?

    Jul 6, 2007 at 3:13 am   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   db

      hence the “and [she] would be embarrassed by your behavior if she did”- great add-on!

      Jul 10, 2008 at 5:56 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   Miki

      Then she poses for the pictures.

      Jan 16, 2009 at 1:50 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   #1 stunna

      Then she would clean up your mess and there would never have been a need for the sign in the first place.

      I wish my mom worked with me… oh, I mean, I wish I had a job.

      Feb 24, 2009 at 2:22 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Beppo

    We have that very situation at work. Several people and their mothers work there. Somebody left one of those “Your mother doesn’t work here” and somebody else tersely noted “Mine does” underneath it. And Somebody Else’s mother wrote underneath that, “I’m still not cleaning up after you.”

    Jul 6, 2007 at 4:09 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Megan

    “your mother doesn’t work her” signs are the worst. I hates them

    Jul 6, 2007 at 4:22 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   jelloegg bang

      I think they’re used a bit too much.

      Jul 2, 2008 at 3:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   db

      True. I saw my first one in 1994 and it was great! It’s since lost a little of the magic.

      Jul 10, 2008 at 5:57 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   xeromage

      i like how you remember the date. like it really struck a deep chord in you.

      …the clouds parted and lo, there hungeth a runed tablet declaring “your momma don’t work here”

      Jul 2, 2010 at 7:08 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Misterj

    My mother has one of those up in her kitchen. I don’t think she understands what they’re meant for.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 4:29 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   richardh

      Oh yes she does. She’s being ironic….. or you are.

      Jul 21, 2009 at 5:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   fignuts

    MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!

    Jul 6, 2007 at 4:36 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Adrien Barbobot

      Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

      May 29, 2008 at 3:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Andy

    Wow. Those are some masterpieces.

    I’m sorry, but if I encounter signs like that, I just might start being contrary to the sign, even if I wasn’t one of the original offenders.

    The one on the fume hood is the one that gets me the most. Start out all ghetto-style, then end up Barney-style.

    I’d be leaving my phenol up in their grill! That’s how I roll.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 4:55 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Strideo

    I suppose it really is a cliché but I always think it’s funny when I see a “your mother doesn’t work here” note.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 4:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Kelly

    “happiness is working in a clean environment”

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!111!!1!!!!111!1

    Jul 6, 2007 at 5:23 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Heather

    I like the stereotypical poses in the first picture. The Serious Mom with her finger out and the Shameful Kids with heads bowed.

    And does the last picture’s use of the word “Mummy” mean it’s from somewhere abroad? Because the phrase “Tidy up after you” seems a little awkward. Maybe that’s just me.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 5:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   CrunchieUndies bang

      Probably from UK – most likely England, ‘The ‘Mummy’ could feasibly be any any UK country but ‘Tidy up after you’ indicates England – except a literate English person would say ”Tidy up after yourself ‘ and use some punctuation.

      Jul 24, 2008 at 10:54 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   #1 stunna

      Oh, I thought mummies were from Egypt or something? I remember reading that somewhere or watching a movie about it.

      Feb 24, 2009 at 2:26 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Mitsu

    LOL!! these have got to be the funniest passive aggressive notes ever!! I especially like the “Your Momma doesn’t work here” note!!

    Jul 6, 2007 at 6:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Mitsu

    Oops… I meant the “I’m not yo momma!”

    Jul 6, 2007 at 6:24 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   The Fresh Cracker

    Haha, Beppo. I wish you’d gotten a picture of that!

    Jul 6, 2007 at 6:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Writer, Rejected

    I worked at a place where some idiot put up a similar sign in the bathroom, and one of my anonymous co-workers scrawled on the wall next to the note in green marker: “My mother was a brain surgeon; she didn’t do toilets, asshole.” I loved that response! Plus nothing says back off like marker on a wall.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 7:32 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   erin

    we have a “your mother doesn’t work here” sign at my job too.

    “happiness is working in a clean environment . . . ” and here I always thought happiness was bunny tracks ice cream. So glad I’ve been enlightened.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 7:41 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Andy

    Let’s all sing together:

    I love you
    You love me
    Why don’t you fucking
    Clean your pee?

    Love,
    Mom

    Jul 6, 2007 at 7:43 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Andy

    I just realized that those pictures were with the same Mom, with different kids.

    1st picture caption should be: “You’re a whore, and always will be a little whore, you whore!!!! ”

    2nd picture caption should be: “I let you out of the closet, for this?!”

    I say we take up a collection for the kids’ extensive therapy costs.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 8:06 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Daniel Hoffmann-Gill

    These bastards have a mum?

    Rubbish!

    They were spawned from Satan’s glands!

    Jul 6, 2007 at 8:18 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Psipsina

    Oh, thank God my mother doesn’t work here! She’d drive me and everyone else crazy.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 8:32 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Loving Annie

    Those were excellent !
    My high school english teacher used to tell her class “darlings I am not your maid !”
    This site is great ! I am having so much fun reading the various notes !
    I added you to my links ! Hope you have a wonderful Friday !

    Jul 6, 2007 at 8:37 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   badger

    good thing my momma doesn’t work here, we’d all be fired. i like the visual aids in the 1st note

    Jul 6, 2007 at 9:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   ALA

    “& would be embarrassed by your behavior if she did” is fabulous. It makes this note my favorite.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 10:21 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Kristi

    Andy! Who are you? You’re killing me everyday!

    “I’d be leaving my phenol up in their grill! That’s how I roll.” ROTFLMAO

    Jul 6, 2007 at 11:40 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Ingrid

    What if mom was a slob?

    Jul 6, 2007 at 12:24 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Jussi

    Heather,

    “Mummy” and “tidy up after you” are quite normal in British English.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 12:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Writer, Rejected

    Yeah, or what if Mom were really proud of you when you made a big mess and irritated people?(Not everyone comes from a functional family, you know. It’s quite an oppressive assumption.)

    Jul 6, 2007 at 2:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   SherBear

      I agree with Writer Rejected and Krista. These subtle stereotypes are completely outdated and completely uncalled for. Your Mother doesn’t work here implies that women should clean up after men and children and that all women should be servants to men and children, even at the most mundane tasks. Women are not here to serve men, women are here as partners to men in personal relationships, business relationships and family relationships. I resent going anyplace where all the women do all of the cooking and the cleaning while men sit on their fat behinds and watch t.v. while all the work is being done, by who? By women. In fact, if that is going on, I refuse to participate in the women working the big parties or gatherings. Women work much harder then men do (combined personally, professionally and family). Each woman should be given a break in EQUALITY for all of her efforts in all she does and NOT JUST ON MOTHERS DAY!!!

      Apr 11, 2008 at 11:34 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #27.2   #1 stunna

      tldr. kthxbai!

      Feb 24, 2009 at 2:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   bobwong

    Writer, Rejected — I had a girlfriend in high school who’s mother taught her to throw popcorn into the hair of all those women who wore it up in a big beehive style. This was back in the late ’60s at the fair, during the horse races. Just something to keep the preschooler entertained, I guess.

    BTW–she ended up being raised by her dad, but I always had a soft spot for her mom because of this story.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 3:05 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Trickster

    What is UP with all those notes? Don’t people have dads?

    Jul 6, 2007 at 3:09 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   #1 stunna

      Trickster,
      I am quite sure that people have dads, but what good is having a dad when he is NEVER HOME AND WHEN HE IS HE’S ALWAYS DRUNK AND HASN’T CALLED ME ON MY BIRTHDAY EVEN ONCE EVER SINCE HE LEFT MOM EVEN THOUGH HE WAS THE ONE HITTING HER AND YELLING AT EVERYBODY??!

      But I think a funny note could be: “Your daddy doesn’t work here. So who are you trying to impress? Come to work late, take an hour and 45 minutes for lunch, and leave early.”

      Feb 24, 2009 at 2:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   Meari

    I can see it now: “Your daddy doesn’t work here. If he did-he’d help you make the mess bigger”

    And “mummy” & “tidy” are said in the UK and Canada

    Jul 6, 2007 at 6:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   #1 stunna

      Haha, dang it, yours was way funnier than mine. Now I’m embarrassed :P

      Feb 24, 2009 at 2:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Writer, Rejected

    I think popcorn-hair throwing would make me fall in school-boy/-girl love, too. I think we should celebrate the weird and messy mothers of the world, as well as the neat fathers. Are there tidy Pops out there? I bet there are.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 7:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Nostalgia

    These are all new to me. They remind me of the “swim in your toilet” signs that people with pools like to hang up, though.

    Jul 6, 2007 at 7:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Y

    I hate grammar nitpicking, but my issue is not that “tidy up after you” sounds awkward, it’s that “please tidy up after you” is probably not something people anywhere say, it’s “please tidy up after yourself.”

    Jul 6, 2007 at 9:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Krista

    Through all of these comments, it shocks me that no one questions the assumption that moms should automatically clean up after people. The underlying tone is that if a mom is around, there’s no need to pay attention and pick up your shit. Quite ridiculous, if you ask me.

    Jul 7, 2007 at 8:16 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   SherBear

      Krista,

      I totally agree w/ you. You seem like a very well educated woman. What are your thoughts on this:

      A bunch of buys are a sports outing and one of them in the goup says something like: “okay ladies/girls . . . let’s hit this one in the hole/hoop (whatever)”

      What is the irony in this? Do you feel that they are subltly insulting women? What are your thoughts on this ?

      Jul 13, 2008 at 12:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.2   hello?wakeup!

      Ummmm, Krista hasn’t been here for over a year.

      Jul 13, 2008 at 1:24 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.3   #1 stunna

      And you haven’t been here for over 7 months. So?

      Feb 24, 2009 at 2:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   bobwong

    Krista–It’s not that people assume that mothers should clean up after their kids, it’s the fact that they do. At least until they train you to do it yourself. Unfortunately, some mothers are more successful than others at the training aspect of this. Hence the need to remind people to clean up their own messes.

    Jul 7, 2007 at 8:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Writer, Rejected

    I’m with Krista. It’s totally sexist and annoying. That’s why I loved the person in my office who wrote about his/her mother being a brain surgeon and not doing toilets. I don’t think that was a literal comment, point being that not all women are maids.

    Jul 7, 2007 at 11:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #36.1   #1 stunna

      I totally agree. Some of the most amazing women I have ever known, like my mom (my hero), are just stay-at-home moms.

      Feb 24, 2009 at 2:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #37   Meari

    Y-your totally correct. However, please re-read the notice. Your mum is not here to tidy up after you-sounds a much better than “Your mum is not here to tidy up after yourself”. As an English teacher, I can assure you that the first way is in fact the correct phrasing.

    Jul 7, 2007 at 3:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   #1 stunna

      Not to be mean or anything, but… you’re an English teacher??!

      Feb 24, 2009 at 2:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   Meari

    My mistake! I guess I should have re-read the notice first!! Ha!

    Jul 7, 2007 at 3:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Y

    Um, Meari, why don’t you take your own advice and “please reread the notice” yourself.

    Jul 8, 2007 at 7:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Meari

    Hey Y, did you miss the part where I said “My mistake! I guess I should have re-read the notice first!! Ha!”

    Jul 8, 2007 at 7:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   john

    Idiots leaving phenol or TRIzol (which contains phenol) is worthy of a P/A note. I worked with one asshole who wouldn’t clean up his shit, and I have a scar on my arm from a phenol burn because he couldn’t be bothered.

    He didn’t get a P/A note, he got my screaming in his face until the burn cream kicked in.

    Jul 9, 2007 at 8:30 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   Florabora

    Yeah, my mom’s had this sign posted on her fridge since oh, 1989.

    Jul 10, 2007 at 12:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   pipettor

    i totally must have worked in that fume hood building. i remember using the bathroom on a their floor one day, and there was a note on every stall and all over the mirror saying “your mother doesn’t work here” and complaining that someone splashed water on the counter near the sink. the horror! i was just happy to know my co-workers wash their hands.

    Jul 10, 2007 at 4:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   2 points for chutzpah, but zero for originality

    [...] choice examples from this office — including yet another  “your mother doesn’t work here” note — after the [...]

    Sep 11, 2007 at 9:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   T-Bone

    I hate, hate, HATE those Mommy pictures. Apparently Mummy does work at that office, because loathesome little notes keep popping up everywhere.

    We had a couple of these notes at my office– one on the microwave and one in the kitchen area– and I took them down, ripped them up and threw them in the trash.

    *growls*

    Sorry! Bad day here!

    Sep 12, 2007 at 10:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Sandy

    Wow, I guess your mother doesn’t work there?

    Sep 12, 2007 at 10:57 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   katie_keil

    The best one I ever saw said, “The Butler and the Maid have fallen madly in love with each other and eloped, so kindly help keep the kitchen clean.”

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:28 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Sundaeg1rl

    I hate my mother, so none of these would convince me to comply. if it were my best grandmother, however…

    Dec 4, 2007 at 7:20 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   amy d bang

    Your motherly types (Denise, Andrea) don’t work here! They are not here to tell you how to spend the $20 maximum for the Secret Santa game we are having the week of Monday the 10th through Friday the 14th. Be an adult and decide how to spread it out yourself! Additionally, this shouldn’t have to be said because we are all grown-ups, but DONOT give used presents, it’s just trifling! Please note that your Secret Santa is not psychic. If there is something specific you are hoping for, post a “Secret Santa Wish List” on your cubicle.

    MOST IMPORTANTLY: HAVE FUN AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

    Dec 10, 2007 at 2:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   hel

    at my work we had a note in the staff room

    “Your mother isnt here and we dont have a maid so please keep the benches clean”

    so I stuck a note underneath that said

    “Yeah they left for better pay and conditions”

    It last two weeks before management pulled it down…… go govt employees

    Apr 11, 2008 at 3:21 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Dan

    Anyone that finds those signs offensive is obviously the people the sign is meant to target. Dirty, unclean, filthy scumbags that just leave their cups and plates on the sink and can’t be bothered emptying the rubbish bin or take their rotten food out of the fridge. Wake up to yourself and clean up after yourself.

    May 7, 2008 at 8:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #51.1   LCally bang

      This is exactly what I was thinking….we’ve had notes posted, announcements made and the same lazy ass people still drop their shit in the sink and go home. The dishwasher is right next to the sink. Apparently, it’s too tough to figure out how to open it and drop the cup inside. But the worst, worst, worst is when people put their cup in the sink with their straw still in it. WTF. Who wants to touch that?!

      Apr 28, 2010 at 7:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #52   stephizzal

    at our work, someone’s mother does work there… :S

    Jul 7, 2008 at 2:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   RDogg

    The best retort i’ve seen to this one is:
    “If my Mom doesn’t work here why is she leaving
    me messages?”

    Jul 28, 2008 at 12:27 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   The Prof

    I would like to work somewhere were my Mom was employed so that I could write “Yes…she does!” underneath one of these signs!

    Sep 25, 2008 at 12:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   aaron

    At my place of employment there is a guy whose mother did work in the same area for a time. There was a similar “your mother doesn’t work here” note in the break area. We always thought it would be funny for him to leave a huge, disgusting mess in the breakroom and, when questioned about it, simply state, “My mother does work here, so what??”

    Jan 4, 2009 at 10:22 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   Monkeyspeaks

    I left a note like this once at an old office. In all fairness everyone there was 35-50 and would regularly leave dirty napkins and food EVERYWHERE. The kitchen itself was 8×8 ft. TINY. The last straw came when someone spilled the coffee everywhere, where it mixed with water and I almost killed myself when going to the fridge to grab a refreshing drink.

    sigh. people are pigs

    Feb 3, 2009 at 6:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   EducationRoars

    My mother doesn’t work at my office. Good thing, too, she has better things to do than clean up after me.

    But a cleaning crew does. So if we don’t clean up after ourselves, someone else does. And no notes, except the cafeteria menu. Study very hard in college kids, not all workplaces are alike!

    Apr 9, 2009 at 5:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   Danna

    I resent the assumption that stupid saying makes which is that only mothers–or women–would be cleaning up after people. My mother didn’t clean up after me ever.

    May 11, 2009 at 2:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #58.1   #1-stunna

      I resent the fact that my mother – and all other women in my life – never cleaned up after me. I mean, c’mon, I’m a MAN; I don’t clean up after myself.

      May 11, 2009 at 11:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #58.2   ABF

      I totally agree. I was just going to comment on that.

      Jun 18, 2009 at 12:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #59   jessicrap bang

    we have a sign similar to these in our break room. lol.

    Jun 30, 2009 at 9:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   Shayner

    Ironically, I’ve worked with my mom and I had to clean up HER mess. Lazy b*#ch!

    Jul 24, 2009 at 5:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
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      Aug 13, 2009 at 2:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
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    Aug 13, 2009 at 2:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   yeah, so your mom does live here. point being?

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    Aug 20, 2009 at 9:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   anglophile bang

    Aw, that’s so sweet! You are my favorite spammer ever!

    Aug 27, 2009 at 9:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   Geek Goddess

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    Aug 27, 2009 at 11:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   Shayner

    What about dads? Why are dads being discriminated against? What, dads can’t not work with their children and not clean up after them? Damn dirty gender roles! My dad would clean up after me, he’s a nice guy.

    Aug 27, 2009 at 12:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   Pinky

    The note on the fume hood appears to be located in a genetics lab, probably one shared by PHD students.

    Sep 4, 2009 at 6:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   Robin

    A certain community cafe I know has this sign… also one saying ‘Please be patient when waiting for your food, as this is a VOLUNTEER RUN cafe WE ARE NOT SUPER HUMAN.’

    The whole place feels quite hostile and snippy, really.

    Feb 3, 2010 at 1:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   Loxy Brown

    Aw, this reminds me of the days at my old job. There was a “Your mother doesn’t work here, please clean up” note on the filing cabinet, and someone had thoughtfully scrawled, “Thank God” underneath it.

    Apr 14, 2010 at 4:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   Kateena

    I woulda wrote “You’re right. My mom doesn’t work here. She’s dead.”

    Jul 8, 2010 at 12:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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    Aug 2, 2010 at 11:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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