Comments on: Martyr complex much?

By: I can feel your teeth clenching from here | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

I can feel your teeth clenching from here | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:22:49 +0000

[...] I don’t complain. [...]

By: Dog lover

Dog lover — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:56:17 +0000

Ok, the local animal shelter = nota good idea. Many puppies get gassed. Shelters don’t like puppies, they bring parvo.

Should have had the dog spayed in the first place. How many times do I have to fucking TELL you people????

MAJOR SIGH!!!!!

By: bobby

bobby — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:15:28 +0000

1. Sounds like he IS complaining.
2. There’s no way that rug costs $10,000.

By: Alie

Alie — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:43:15 +0000

OH MY GOD, JOSH.
Step 1) Remove head from ass
Step 2) Remove roommates from house
Step 3) Take your $4, 386,628 -or whatever it’s worth- rug to the cleaners.
Step 4) Get laid.

The End.
(Trust me, you’ll thank me. )

By: lynsay

lynsay — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:21:07 +0000

this guy kinda turns me on.
is that weird.

By: it always comes down to the toilet paper

it always comes down to the toilet paper — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:26:19 +0000

[...] martyr complex much? [...]

By: Shane

Shane — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:36:15 +0000

That’s some explosive or projectile dog sh!t. I’m guessing the dog backs up to the window, does a handstand, and lets it fly. Even if they are floor length curtains, my dog usually lets gravity take her poo straight to the ground.

I’m thinkin Letterman, stupid pet tricks.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 00:20:07 +0000

WHOA! Until I re-read that note, I thought it was from a Mother to her CHILDREN! WOW!! Great note Josh! I love the repetivness of it… it’s almost like a Poem!

By: kitchen wish list

kitchen wish list — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 03:04:21 +0000

[...] josh says he doesn’t complain about “picking up the house just a little so that i don’t feel like a complete ass when the maids come.” if you’re lucky enough to have paid household help, do you do the same? [...]

By: rob

rob — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:50:19 +0000

No, the pee on the floot is clearly from the roommates, not the puppies….otherwise it wouldn’t make sense.

My guess, though, is that it is splashes around the toilet, not just outright taking a leak in the living room or whatever.

By: Umm

Umm — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 22:10:14 +0000

It’s occured to me that the piss on the floor may belong to the puppies, not the roommates…which would only make his roommates *slightly* less nasty.

By: Kessily

Kessily — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 18:30:04 +0000

Um, am I the only one to wonder how the heck a dog can shit on a curtain??Is it like a projectile event in that house?

By: Olivia

Olivia — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:20:34 +0000

Wait, so all that stuff isn’t common in a roommate?
Damn, mine needs to go right-quick!

lol @ the $10,000 rug. Is he serious?

By: David

David — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:59:37 +0000

Ehh, a $10,000 “family heirloom rug” isn’t that unusual. A hand-woven oriental rug is in my family that, had we not torn it up as kids, would be worth about that. It’s worth $3,000 even with the damage.. My grandparents probably paid $100 for it, in Asia, in the 20′s.