justin in winston-salem, n.c. spotted this classic mom note on the fridge at his friends’ house — with a bonus roommate note, to boot!
says justin: “i love the magnet — not sure if it’s supposed to be a letter grade or not, but i prefer to think that it is. if they get an F, i’d get a negative B or so.”
(wings, corn dogs, taquitos AND mac & cheese? ah, college.)
33 responses so far ↓
#1
Grover
The “F” magnet makes it art.
Jul 30, 2007 at 10:34 pm rating: +1
#2
The Other Commenter
It needs a “U” magnet as well.
Jul 31, 2007 at 9:09 am rating: +1
#3
Andy
Honestly, if you have to leave a LIST of things that are yours, then shouldn’t you have your own fridge/freezer? Yeah, I’m staggering in at 2am, want a snack, so the first thing I’m going to do is consult the NOTE. Uh huh.
Sheesh, nothing worse than an anal-retentive-passive-aggressive.
Yes, a “U” would’ve made that perfect. That smiley face makes me want to do bad things, though. Involving bread (yes, fucking delicious bread), pooh and condoms. Very bad things.
Or, I just sit down and have a nice taquito/mac and cheese bake. Yum!
Jul 31, 2007 at 9:49 am rating: +1
#4
Daniel Hoffmann-Gill
Cleaning party would be lame as hell.
HOOVERTIME!
Jul 31, 2007 at 11:23 am rating: +2
#5
posty
awwww…. the mom note is so cute.
Jul 31, 2007 at 11:32 am rating: 0
#6
Heather
“Chicken breasts (New)”
As opposed to…what?
Jul 31, 2007 at 11:57 am rating: +3
#7
Sassy
Chicken Breasts (Old and freeaerburned)?
Jul 31, 2007 at 1:10 pm rating: +4
#8
Zsa
I couldnt afford steaks in college… those bad boys would have my name ALL over them. No chances taken.
Dude needs to take it up another notch in his note-writing if he wants to have food in 3 1/2 weeks. Do I see an “eat and die” note in our future?
Jul 31, 2007 at 1:25 pm rating: 0
#9
Zsa
Oh, and my Mom would have just cleaned- not left a note. =)
Jul 31, 2007 at 1:26 pm rating: 0
#10
e
how’s he keeping milk fresh for 4 wks? And I love how lettuce made the list.
Jul 31, 2007 at 1:33 pm rating: 0
#11
Leela
That’s so not what I expect of Mom handwriting though… Where’s the authoritative loopiness?
Jul 31, 2007 at 2:32 pm rating: 0
#12
kimberly
i just made a grocery list and being in college, mine’s very similar to his! no joke.
Jul 31, 2007 at 4:21 pm rating: 0
#13
Olivia
My roommate is an avid meat-eater and I’m vegetarian. I never have to worry about her eating my stuff or vice versa.
Buy healthy things. They’ll last longer
Jul 31, 2007 at 5:54 pm rating: 0
#14
Olivia
I’m not saying meat isn’t healthy, btw… spare me any Anti-Peta messages. lol I have health issues that prevent me from eating meat.
The magnet is the amusing part of this post…
Carry on.
Jul 31, 2007 at 5:55 pm rating: +1
#15
southern girl
how is the food note even staying on the fridge? It doesn’t have a magnet! Did he take the time and TAPE it?
He really is anal retentive.
And P.S. Mom, you should’ve been a dear and cleaned for them.
Jul 31, 2007 at 6:20 pm rating: 0
#16
Lauren_Says
why should the mom clean for them? its not her apartment (which is why she shouldnt have left a note either-who cares how messy it is?) if they are old enough to live on their own and afford new chicken breasts then they can push a swiffer around once in a while.
Jul 31, 2007 at 6:34 pm rating: 0
#17
Writer, Rejected
Why do the passive-aggressive types relentlessly posing as Mom to be clever and flirtatious always write like 10-year-olds?
Jul 31, 2007 at 6:42 pm rating: 0
#18
Andy
You know, that’s creepy when I think about it. You want to be flirtatious, so you pose as someone’s Mom, much less a 10-year-old Mom.
Yikes.
Jul 31, 2007 at 6:59 pm rating: 0
#19
Erin
I think “Mom”’s handwriting is the same as in the note on the left.
Jul 31, 2007 at 7:08 pm rating: 0
#20
Justin
I’m pretty sure they were written by different people…also, homeboy shared his corndogs with me in an hour of desparate munchies, so give him a break. He did tape the note though, lawls.
Aug 1, 2007 at 4:38 am rating: 0
#21
Amy
southern girl @ 15 – I think its one of those magnetic notepad things that stays on the fridge by itself.
Does anyone else think this guy has a bit of a multiple food personality issue? Lettuce and Cucumber vs. corn dogs and taquitos (not sure what those are, but they sound greasy)!
Aug 1, 2007 at 5:35 am rating: 0
#22
GhostWriter
Handwriting analysis:
Anything that is beefy or requires deep-fat-frying= BIG FONT
Anything that remotely suggests health = tiny scribbled afterthought…
Conclusion: He probably won’t mind if you make yourself a salad, but stay away from the Corn Dogs !!
Aug 1, 2007 at 7:16 am rating: +1
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Nov 14, 2007 at 2:04 am rating: 0
#24
stargirl
wow that was stupid
not even funny
Jan 5, 2008 at 9:12 am rating: 0
#25
i_secrately_stalk_you
if all of these things are in the pantry or freezer why is milk on the list?
Jan 15, 2008 at 7:08 pm rating: 0
#26
fellasheowed
i would get into the classic passive agressive pissing contest…dear roomie we trued waiting for you but the hot girls came over and we smoked some tree…made us hungry so we went out for food…i would tell you where we headed but we are going to decide on the way….
Jan 26, 2008 at 11:51 pm rating: 0
#27
Rich
If you need a carpet cleaner let me know.
Mar 11, 2008 at 10:18 pm rating: 0
#28
Rich
I can do the carpet cleaning if needed…
Mar 11, 2008 at 10:20 pm rating: 0
#29 and please don’t step on any cracks, either
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Apr 16, 2008 at 5:41 pm rating: 0
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