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painfully polite and hilariously hostile writings from shared spaces the world over
- "Are they offering the recycle bin as ransom... or a hostage exchange?"
— Wade
- Those that have the most to gain (76)
- albtraum: I have a possible theory. Are these mayhaps Indian grandparents? In an Indian-run condo? Or maybe...
- infant tyrone: Adam, This was fun…let’s do it again sometime. Green suits you. But, if Dr. Lecter sends...
- what michael moore didn’t show you in sicko (32)
- Geek Goddess: Nice post. Thanks for sharing it. Better if you can make a joke, think of something funny, say...
- monitoring uptime: Nice post. Thanks for sharing it. Better if you can monitor website rank, position and uptime in...
- post-punctuationism (85)
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- Those that have the most to gain (76)
- thank you terry!
- the mad bomber
- your mother doesn't work here
- jason's farewell e-mail
- anytime stan
- except graham
- especially deborah
- deeply carved writings
- hot pockets
- the unitard
- fucking delicious
- rocket pubes
- thx sandra
- lost interest in the project
- daves 4 life!!!
- graphity
- keep being awesome!
- take me to a random post!
- crazy is right
- this is why your server is cranky
- to each his own microwave
- untitled (broken glass)
- losing lisa
- it must have been a pretty big bite
- dearest roommate
- do the rest of us a favor
- the minor gall, the major rift
- when ph.d.s get frustrated
- i think it's going to be a long long time
- cross-country elevator action
- are you there, margaret? god, could you be any more disgusting?
- down and dirty down under (dear)
- who’s the smartass?
- passive perfectionism
- the farewell email to end all farewell emails
- it takes a "genius" to come up with a potluck theme like this one
- switch to tea
- office anthropomorphism
Kerry's favorites
- (they match the plastic slipcover on the futon)
- 2good 2b 4gotten
- an occasion that blue mountain arts has yet to animate
- anthropomorphic dishwasher
- don’t hate the playa
- encyclopedia brown and the case of the processed-food fiend
- happy to be of service
- i before e except after c ftw
- i can has guilt trip?
- in daylights? in sunsets? in midnights? in posts on facebook?
- iron-ic chef america
- my secretary, sybil
- not a match
- over and over – the warning
- shittiest secret admirer ever?
- so obsessed that i’m becoming a bore
- the powerseller of pompano beach
- thou shalt honor thy facebook newsfeed, and keep it holy
- to each his own microwave
- top five musical crimes perpetuated by record store customers
- ultimate office fridge note
- what would jesus do for a klondike bar?
- which one of these is not like the other?
Best of Texas
- as davy crockett once said…
- but He took the wheel
- how i “did” my grandma
- i'll have u know
- just trying to “keep austin weird”
- living with an adolescent (abridged)
- oh, the rancher and the mcmansioner should be friends
- reporting not-exactly-live from sxsw
- the bark heard ‘cross the country
- the chav’s guide to sxsw
- the right to bear fruit
- the thought that counts
- try a bite
- try not to bite the hand that the dog bites
- your are welcome to my home
Blogroll
- Apostrophe Abuse
- Asleep on the Subway
- Awkward Family Photos
- Best of Craigslist (Rants & Raves)
- Cake Wrecks
- Don't Even Reply
- FFFFOUND!
- Fimoculous
- Found Magazine
- Ironic Sans
- It’s Lovely! I’ll Take It!
- My Dad is a FOB
- My Mom is a FOB
- My Very Worst Date
- Overheard in the Office
- People of Wal-Mart
- Photo Clichés
- Post Secret
- Postcards from Yo Momma
- Sexy People
- STFU, Marrieds
- STFU, Parents
- Stuff White People Like
- Suicide Food
- Texts from Last Night
- The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks
- The Letter
- This American Life
- This is why you’re fat
- Videogum
- You Suck at Craigslist
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