Comments on: Extremely loud and incredibly close quarters

By: cora

cora — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 23:02:53 +0000

okay, sex note: HILARIOUS!
note that led to the removal of a p/a note: LAME!

By: Lee

Lee — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:03:51 +0000

As someone who was forced, as a small child, to watch my hippie mom have sex, I feel for anyone subjected to such sounds. Yecch. In my adult life, I have had the pleasure of hearing downstairs neighbors have loud sex in their kitchen, which was rudely interrupted by the female screaming OW OW OW OWWWW and tearing off down the hallway. Later, when I stepped into my bathroom, I heard them below me as clearly as if we were in the same room. “Spread your buttcheeks.” (spray-can sound, presumably an anesthetic) “OWOWOWOWW!!” “Look, I didn’t know the burner was on.” (Et cetera)

By: Bri.

Bri. — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:30:05 +0000

what *happened*???

By: Olivia

Olivia — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:09:44 +0000

What, Nancy?! You DON’T want to hear people having sex? You strange, strange woman!

Of course, I JK.

By: Mrs. Bender

Mrs. Bender — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:19:50 +0000

Now it would be 3 PA notes for the price of 1! Kinda makes me wish I had saved the original to my HDD.

By: oracleinvein

oracleinvein — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 16:07:35 +0000

So… when they were offended by the guests posting the first passive-aggressive note on your website, they responded with ANOTHER passive-aggressive note? Classic.

By: M@

M@ — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:08:47 +0000

Wow, 2 PA notes for the price of one – thanks Broadmore Apartment Management!!

By: Phoopoo

Phoopoo — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:53:19 +0000

to L:
my roommate got lucky one night and i was unlucky enough to be sleeping in the room next door. while the sounds turned me on, i was uncomfortable and took a nice long cold shower

By: aliastaken

aliastaken — Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:26:30 +0000

This thread makes me yearn for the days when I was the one having loud sex. Or sex at all, dammit.

(Also reminds me of that crazy summer I was a maid at the local truck stop. You haven’t heard loud sex until you’ve heard loud trucker sex through the wall of a cheap hotel on 81.)

By: L

Sat, 11 Aug 2007 02:40:28 +0000

I once masturbated to the sound of my roommate haveing sex with his girlfriend. That’s not weird, is it?

By: joebec

joebec — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 21:15:51 +0000

jealous haters. all of them.

By: DEEDEE

DEEDEE — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:54:10 +0000

I THINK SHE DID BETTER THAN I WOULD HAVE DONE

By: DEEDEE

DEEDEE — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:47:41 +0000

I THINK SHE DID BETTER THAN I WOULD HAVE DONE.BUT HEY I ALSO COMMEND THEM ON THE HUMPPING THEY GET EVERY MORNING I TOO PROBLY WOULD HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO THE LAND LORD

By: yippie

yippie — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 09:58:33 +0000

this just reminded me of a really funny anecdote… i share an apartment with friends and we had some guests, one of which was my flatmate’s girlfriend. it was around 7 pm and everyone was sitting in the hall (we don’t have a livingroom) right in front of said flatmate’s door. he and his girlfriend were in the room doing what we thought was “listening to music”. suddenly they turned the volume up, but the song was just too quiet so we could hear their (well, mostly his) noises… i was sitting right next to the door and first i didn’t believe my ears, i just realized that it was true when i saw everyone giving each other funny looks. i tried to help our sweet couple out by turning on some loud music in my room but it didn’t really work. when he came out of the room just wearing his boxers and looking a bit, let’s say, “confused”, everyone started applauding… he just stared at us and asked “for how long have you been sitting here?” … someone said “long enough” and it was hilarious. he blushed and asked us if we could PLEASE hold back and not applaud when his girlfriend would leave the room… YAY for non-late-night-sex!