Don’t hate the playa

August 12th, 2007 · 115 comments

Our anonymous submitter lives in a 30-story condo building in Chicago. Her father works in the same building, and received this note in the suggestion box.

“I found the letter slipped under my door one day,” she says. “My dad had put it there after reading it with his boss. I’m sure he’s damn proud of his little girl!”

In her defense, our submitter believes the notes allegations to be more than a bit exaggerated. “I have never (that I can remember) regurgitated in the garage,” she says, adding, in the immortal words of Salt n Pepa: “If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight/IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!”

This is to inform you that the tenant who lives on floor [redacted] appears to be having drug and alcohol problems.

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115 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Andy

    Well, I don’t know what to say. The note-writers seem to be a bit too detailed on her comings and goings (hrm… pun not intended), but it seems to be somewhat obnoxious behavior on her part.

    However, it seems to me that condo owners and neighborhood association members are some of the more tightassed members of society.

    I do like the attempt to sound all official with the description of the incidents, etc. Very fancy!

    Aug 12, 2007 at 5:44 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   anonz0 de whut

      “However, it seems to me that condo owners and neighborhood association members are some of the more tightassed members of society. ”

      So true. :(

      Mar 5, 2008 at 1:18 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Kiri

      I like how, in attempting to sound educated, they have made unwittingly funny statements. “She was regurgitating to no extent all the way”. To no extent? So, what you’re saying, Condominium owners, is that at no point was she “regurgitating”. I am also assuming that by “regurgitating” they mean “vomiting”…

      Jun 17, 2009 at 4:35 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   decriminalize 420 bang

      she needs to learn what FABREEZE is, cause my parents didnt smell any substance (POT) when they got home everyday … fabreeze the shit out of your apartment and the other tendents wont notice.

      Nov 2, 2009 at 12:44 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   robin

    oh puke!

    Aug 12, 2007 at 5:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Aoife

    Personally I would have serious difficulty mustering up the embarrassment/concern that I’m sure this letter was intended to provoke, for one simple reason.
    LOOK AT THAT GRAMMER!!
    Mother of God…How do the condo owners expect to suceed with that kind of carry-on???

    Aug 12, 2007 at 6:14 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   ArchivistJohn

      Personally I have serious difficulty mustering up the embarrassment/concern that I’m sure your comment was intended to provoke for one simple reason:

      You spelled GRAMMAR wrong.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 9:23 pm   rating: 73  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   SarahBelle

      and “suceed.” Two c’s buddy.

      Jul 12, 2008 at 1:26 am   rating: 29  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   King's English

      Grammar. I know that these blog things don’t have spell check but there are still MANY companies producing small Dictionaries that can help fight the Mispelled word in the Clever Correction

      Passive Agressive, indeed!

      Sep 19, 2009 at 11:06 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   Webster

      TWO s’s in Misspelled, buddy. Ouch.

      Nov 2, 2009 at 4:12 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   park rose

      Two g’s in aggressive, buddy.

      Nov 2, 2009 at 4:38 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.6   Canthz_B bang

      Rose, is two too agggresssive?

      Probably not.

      Poor King’s English. Blogs may not have spell-checkers, but your browser, my friend…your browser…

      Consider adding Google Toolbar.

      Nov 2, 2009 at 7:20 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Ivy

    LMAO, the hallway reeks of substance. That cracks me the hell up.

    Aug 12, 2007 at 6:19 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Super_Fan#99

    sounds like my kind of girl

    Aug 12, 2007 at 6:19 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Ceryniti

    If it bothers them, tell them to move into a retirement home where everyone is asleep and on their happy pills (quietly, which is no fun) by 9pm.

    Otherwise, girl’s gonna party. Why the fuck not, that is what youth is for, yes?

    Aug 12, 2007 at 6:22 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   ArchivistJohn

      Inclined to disagree, Ceryniti. This is a condo highrise in Chicago, which means people are paying a pretty penny for it. People who can afford to pay a pretty penny need their sleep so they can wake up and go to their professional jobs in the morning. Taking men home is the little lady’s business; keeping her neighbors awake is everybody’s business.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 9:33 pm   rating: 42  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   OhSnap!

      I dont think so- I believe her that the author of the note is exaggerating. Just look at the way (s)he says “Its bad enough we have to put up with those awful three people living together on section 8 on floor #9″ – section 8 being housing assistance for low income families. The author is probably some crazy old bat who doesnt want young or poor people living in her precious building. Seriously people, relax! She can drink what she wants to drink and fuck who she wants to fuck and if its keeping you up, call the police so at least you have some proof before you go running to tell her daddy! Thats messed up.

      Mar 24, 2009 at 4:52 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   sarah

    or….look at that grammar?

    Aug 12, 2007 at 6:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Me3

    “i have never (that i can remember) regurgitated in the garage”? Wow. That’s wildly convincing.

    Aug 12, 2007 at 6:46 pm   rating: 48  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   anglophile

    “she was regurgitating to no extent all the way”–does that mean she was or wasn’t? Is every member of the Condominium Owners group a grade-school drop out? And let’s hear more about the three people living together as Section 8 on the ninth floor! That sounds promising.

    Aug 12, 2007 at 6:50 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   lieberhaeschen

      they should have put the section 8 people on the 8th floor. that would have been hilarious! ahahahah

      Jun 2, 2008 at 9:01 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   Anonymous

    While badly written, I don’t see this note as PA at all. I think the writers have valid concerns — drugs/alcohol, noise at normal sleeping hours, mess in the common areas.
    Though the section eight comment seems discriminatory and perhaps unfounded, the note writers do have a point about not wanting unsavory elements of people, such as drug abusers, on their property.
    I’m on “team” note writer here. The submitter’s comment just adds another element to the writers’ complaints. It does not add to her defense.

    Aug 12, 2007 at 7:11 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   bobby

      but instead of adressing their concerns to the person, they wrote it in a note and gave it to her dad. how fucked up is that/

      Jul 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   MeMe

    Sorry….I’m for team Condo Owners. When you live in a shared building like this, you should respect your neighbors, not to mention have a little respect. If you “can’t remember if you’ve regurgitated in the garage”, then perhaps you might analyze your partying habits even? We all like to party but party girl in question is garnering herself a nasty reputation with her neighbors – and that’s like pooping where you eat. Nasty.

    Aug 12, 2007 at 7:20 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   MeMe

    LOL I’m writing while medicated (mmmm….Norco) The first sentence should read “not to mention have a little SELF-respect”

    Aug 12, 2007 at 7:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   marla

    These people have zero class. It really is none of their business what time this girl comes home. Does the condo building have a curfew? If the noise bothers them, they should complain about that, and not bring character issues into it.

    Aug 12, 2007 at 7:49 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   mel

    She drives when she’s that drunk/under the influence of the “substance” the hallway reeks of? That’s messed up.

    Sorry, I am also on Team Condo. Bring home all the guys you want, just don’t run over someone on the way.

    Aug 12, 2007 at 7:51 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Tif

    I think she has some valid complaints, honestly. I’m all up for having fun… you know, a little drinking, maybe a little smoking, men, makig some noise. But, honestly, when you don’t own your own home where you have to clean up your own messes and people can’t hear you that much, you have no right to act that way. So, as much as I like your carefree nature, it is extremely disrespectful. Maybe you should stop spending your money on substances and try saving up for a house.

    Aug 12, 2007 at 7:52 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Wry Exchange

    Daddy is PA for sliding the note under her door.

    Aug 12, 2007 at 8:53 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Anon

    Team Condo Owners for sure. There’s no reason to be an ass about things and try to show how wild you are by making noise. One day you’ll realize that the assholes were never the other people in the building. It was you. It was always you. I know. It used to be me.

    Aug 12, 2007 at 8:53 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Laura

      It’s hard to take sides on this one. I also grew up to realize that I was the loud, drunken jerk in the building, but I hesitate to deny her the same period of rad funness.

      Dec 18, 2007 at 7:42 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   k

    I would add a vote for Team Engrish Condo Owners except oh my God I am still cracking up at ‘regurgitating to no extent’. Regurgitating to no extent ALL THE WAY.
    It just gets better and better.
    In our garage that we paid for!!!

    Aug 12, 2007 at 9:12 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Tara

    I love how the note-writer gets all Malcolm X “By-any-means-necessary” at the end there. The irony is how paranoid they sound about all the “undesirables” moving into the building.

    I can understand expressing concern about behavior you have directly witnessed that affects you, but referencing the Section 8 people seems a bit much.

    Aug 12, 2007 at 9:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   loren

    @Anon- when do we meet for our AA meeting. That is, Assholes Anonymous. I probably should attend.

    Aug 12, 2007 at 11:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   sharon

    How do they know so much? Unless they were sitting up in the car park watching at 4am (which would be creepy) how could they know she could hardly make it to the exit? And since they say they can only ‘imagine’ what the lift was like, they can’t have seen it for themselves. Perhaps we should ask her father (since he works in the building) if the cleaning staff saw any of this vomit or whether, in fact, this letter is a pile of steaming bullshit.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 12:26 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Lisa R.

    Anon. submitter sounds like a trashy bitch to me. Gross.

    You can go out and get drunk as hell, just be somewhat quiet when you come home (out of respect for the other tenants). Skank.

    That’s all..

    Aug 13, 2007 at 12:29 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Lisa R.

    #21:

    Maybe because she was so goddamn loud.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 12:29 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   SJ

    I am with #21. These neighbours seem a little bit TOO involved in the actions of their neighbour. Even if she was loud, how could you tell she was throwing up in the parking garage.

    Although, I’m not on the girl’s side for the drunk driving or music blasting at all hours. But, I think a simple knock on her door might have yielded more results.

    I also find it a bit difficult to believe that if the girl’s father lives/works in this particular condo building, that he would be aware if his daughter had drug abuse problems. And if there was more than one occasion of this “smell” then why not notify someone at the time of it’s occurrence? Seems to me that these accusations might be somewhat exaggerated in order to gain satisfactory results.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 3:32 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Max Roswell

    Seems to me like the condo owners have a legitimate noise beef. The rest of it sounds like the wild-eyed fever dreams of an elderly busybody that’s awake at 4:30 and pissed at the world.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 6:35 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Goldie

    Ditto #21 and 24. I suspect a large portion of this letter to be BS. People have been making up stuff about their neighbors since the beginning of time and this is just another example.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 6:36 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   m

    I’m not really sure the “in her defense…” is really something in her defense. She never has thrown up in someone’s garage – that she can remember? Nice.

    Also, the note-leaver didn’t seem like s/he was picking on the fact that she was being escorted home by a gentleman… but more that she was being escorted home at all and could barely walk and talk. But that’s just how I took it.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 6:51 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   john

    “those awful 3 people living as section 8″. Wow. I would have maybe been on “team note-writer” until I saw that. Now I’m on “team don’t be an elitist snob”.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 6:57 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   e

    30 story condo? and her dad knows it’s her the note is referring to? I see that they include the floor number but is she the only young person on that floor? The only female?

    I was hoping her after added note would say something about her working an overnight shift and that’s why she comes in at an odd hour.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 7:02 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   PatHMV

    I’m on Team “Thank God I Don’t Live in that Condo with the Elitist Morons and the Loud Drunken Slut.”

    Aug 13, 2007 at 7:14 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Black Bellamy

    This note contains enough personally identifiable information and enough slanderous and actionable material that it would easily qualify as Exhibit A. I can only hope someone in my building would write a note like that. I would own their condo soon enough.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 7:45 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   Helen Skor

      Except that the letter is specifically intended to call her out for her behavior with the management of the building which had every reason to have an interest in her shenanigans, and SHE was the one who decided to make it public by having it posted here. Also, in most states, civil suits require that the “wronged” person prove that she (in this case) isn’t a drunk-driving, pot-smoking, raucous whore. Therefore, proving slander would be extremely difficult.

      Jul 16, 2009 at 12:31 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   T-Bone

    Hmmmm! Where shall I start?

    The concerned citizens of the complex must have a team of spies embedded at various posts throughout the building– they know when she comes home! They know she was escorted home by some guy! They know it’s her “regurgitation” in the garage, elevator and hallway (DNA tests?)!

    The condo spies have set up video surveillance. They have walkie-talkies to communicate with one another. “NOTE THE TIME AS 0400. SUSPECT IS NOW EXITING HER CAR WITH SOME GUY. SUSPECT IS CURRENTLY REGURGITATING TO NO EXTENT ALL THE WAY.” The guys in the Condo Spy Center HQ are scribbling notes and drinking coffee, their brows knitted in concern. “We’re gonna nail this bitch to the wall,” says Head Condo Spy.

    Girl, don’t play your music so loud.

    Tenants/owners, get a life! Honestly, people.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 8:02 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   the sos

    how do we even know she comes home drunk? maybe she’s too loud, but the rest is conjecture at best (unless they’ve witnessed her regurgitating to no extent in person).

    i have some crazy neighbors (college town), and i myself have been known to come in at 2 or even 3 (this weekend 4) am. it’s nonya fucking business. period.

    and when i read the “that I can remember” phrase submitted with the note, i totally took it in a very sarcastic tone. like, who WOULDN’T remember puking in their garage? (or at least have their memory jogged the next day when they step in their “substance” getting into their car.)

    Team “Bring it Down a Notch, but Worry About Your Own Fucking Business”

    Aug 13, 2007 at 8:26 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   will

    I’m always doing things to no extent as well. Count me for team “Submitter is just having a good time and the neighbors can write notes to no extent”.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 8:38 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Anon 2

    I’m kind of torn.

    I have done some stupid shit while a renter. Got drunk and threw up down the side of the building from my 3rd story window, etc… These days I’m older and wiser (and now a condo owner) and try to keep the noise level down, especially late at night/early morning, and try my best to not throw up in common areas. It’s the right thing to do.

    However, I have also been the victim of a an incredibly nosy neighbour who felt the need to report my every move to my landlord. “He wears shoes in the apartment”; “His dog walks around during the day”; “There was a kid in the apartment the other day”; etc…

    I figure that if you can party without being invasive, then do it. Walking through a garage drunk is no big deal. Driving drunk is stupid.

    Neither person sounds like they’re a good thing to be subjected to. Maybe the strata can toss both?

    Aug 13, 2007 at 9:29 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Anon 2

    Also: Black Bellamy

    C’mon, what are we, 15? The “let’s sue for slander” shit is old and played out.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 9:31 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   PatHMV

    It’s hard to sue someone else for slander when you’re the one who submits the note to be published on the internet.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 9:40 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   Canthz_B bang

      Even harder to sue for slander when your suit should be for libel.
      BTW, truth is an absolute defense.

      May 29, 2008 at 7:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   Meeg

    (A) who reading this could not be the subject of a similar letter and (B) there is some awful grammar going on in the letter the “reguritation to no extent” and that i.e. that doesn’t really explain what “further escalation” there might be. It’s just begging to not be taken seriously.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 9:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Goldie

    They’re getting Kramer involved… followed by the Police (since they write it with a capital P, I assume they mean Sting’s rock band)… followed by all Tenants! Sounds like a heck of an escalation to me.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 9:51 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Katzendogz

    Everything in the note could very well be bullshit, but the first allegation should be taken very seriously. If this girl is driving drunk, that needs to be investigated.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 9:56 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Erica

    Sounds like the typical drama of a Gold Coast condo building…

    Aug 13, 2007 at 10:03 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   Submitter

    Ok I submitted this note and the “that I can remember” was followed by a ;) because IT”S A FUCKING JOKE!! The letter was written by two old bitches that I was later introduced to and they didn’t say SHIT. That note is totally grossly exaggerated! Yes I do come home at all hours of the night. SO WHAT? FUCK YOU! NOT ILLEGAL! Ha, go have some fun you uptight bitches of “team condo owners”. AND I fucking OWN too! Besides I live in Boystown!! Drunk transvestites in the street make more noise than I do! AND If I ever drove home drunk I would not be able to park my car b/c the garage is so fucking small that if I swerved I’d for sure hit something. You think I’m kidding. What do you think my ‘gentleman escort’ was doing? Driving me home because I was too drunk to. I might party but I don’t drive when I know I shouldn’t and the fact that I was ‘escorted’ home by a gentleman means that I’m a slut?? Kiss my ass Lisa R. and try to find someone who will give you a piece (get the ruffies ready, you’re gonna need em), maybe then you won’t be such a bitter fucking BEAST! Thanks to everyone who can appreciate the hilarity of the note.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 10:59 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   PatHMV

    Ok, I’m really with the Condo Owners now. Who the hell submits a P-A note directed at them to this site and doesn’t expect some blow-back in their own direction? Has there ever in the history of this site been a note where all the commenters agreed 100% with the note recipient, with no one siding with the note senders? Self-centered, anybody?

    I repeat, I’m with Team Glad I Don’t Live in this Condo Building (with either the senders or the recipient of the note)!

    Aug 13, 2007 at 11:04 am   rating: 29  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Dave

    Hehehe. Although I side with you (submitter), you really shouldn’t have submitted the note if you didn’t think everyone would agree with you.

    The commentary is the best part of this site.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 11:13 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   Veronica

    Well, I was totally Team Anon 2 #35.
    Then I read submitter’s comment. And while she’s getting pretty defensive…I gotta stick with my Chicago girls, and I love that she lives in Boystown…but I’m a little confused as to why two, crabby old ladies live in an appartment in Boystown…lol.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 11:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Fulano

    Submitter, do you kiss your mom with that mouth? Heavens!

    Aug 13, 2007 at 11:17 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   TL

    Submitter makes me feel very old and very tired.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 11:59 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Sassy

    Re: Submitter

    Yeah, that response really shows us how different you are from the note. Sure.

    Call me unconvinced and get some thicker skin if you’re going to play on sites like this.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 12:10 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   mere

    she can’t remember ever regurgitating in the garage, but it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.
    however, what disturbs me is that fact that the person leaving the note knew sooo much about said tenant…
    stalker? can we say ‘creeeeepy’?!

    Aug 13, 2007 at 12:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   Hannah

    Ugh. I was on the fence until the submitter posted again. She sounds like a spoiled little brat. When you live in a condo, it DOES matter that there are people trying to live peacefully around you. I’m not an old hag either; I’m a 21 year old party goer, but I know when enough is enough, and I expect my neighbors to know the same.

    If you are going to act like an ass, expect to be treated like one. The note-leavers were bizarre too, but what else are two old ladies going to do with their time?

    Aug 13, 2007 at 12:26 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Erica

    Having Daddy buy you a condo doesn’t mean you “own” one, Submitter.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 12:42 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   Vampira

    Submitter, you rock my note world. Of course not everyone agress on every note, but GrandmaSpyBot5000 and her partner have obviously been nosey old bitties. And yes, I think some of the posters in this thread really need to get laid.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 12:42 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   Vampira

    @ Erica, just becuse her dad works in the building doesn’t mean he bought her a condo. It could mean she got a heads up on a good deal, but that, as well as what you said, is just a wild guess.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 12:45 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   anglophile

    I don’t really believe Submitter now. No way two “old bitches” would use the word player. Unless by old, Submitter means 29. Now I feel old and tired, too.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 12:45 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   jules

    Hmmm. If that’s how Submitter talks at 10:00 in the a.m. and hopefully while sober, then Old Biddies might have a legitimate beef about what goes on in the middle of the night when this chick is toasted.

    (Oh, and I did just get laid. Thanks for your concern.)

    Aug 13, 2007 at 12:56 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   super_fan#99

    I repeat, sounds like my kind of girl.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 1:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   robin

    rofl, “she has traffic in and out of her unit all the time”

    sorry, have to laugh. after all, this is grade school :)

    Aug 13, 2007 at 1:20 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   Zsa

    Whoo, Submitter~ Mellow out. I was totally on your side until all the ranting. Totally killed my 2 martini lunch buzz.
    Crazy stalkers aside, I’m thinking maybe your attitude is why they are being “old bitches”~
    If ya cant take the heat- dont post the note.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 2:04 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   DUH

    @Vampira- I think Erica’s point was not that submitter’s father literally bought the condo for her, but that her rant has the nasty stink of priviledge about it. She sounds like a princess to me too.

    That being said, I agree with super_fan#99 that she’s probably MEGA-HOT with that combo of money,drunkenness, and attitude.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 3:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   Dodecahedron

    Submitter is totally a bitch. Then came back to show us how much of a bitch and a loser she really is in case we weren’t sure. Thanks for the clarification, Submitter.

    Dodecahedron

    Aug 13, 2007 at 3:12 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   will

    Submitter has writing talent to no extent.

    I’d like to change my vote to team “Old Bitches” who may also be poor writers but they don’t read like Maury Povich Show Transcripts…

    “Whatever….I get drunk and throw up to no extent…whatever”

    Aug 13, 2007 at 3:48 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   s

    i want to be her friend!!!

    Aug 13, 2007 at 4:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   p-dog

    @robin #57: LOL!

    Aug 13, 2007 at 4:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   M@

    Hmm, now I kinda suspect that Submitter is the one who needs to get laid.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 4:54 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   Trickster

    I am on both sides. I very much hate my nosy neighbours, at the same time, you have to be considerate.

    On the other hand, if something bothers me (like the guy downstairs who though that 3:30am was the best time to practise drumming) I knock on their door and tell them to quit it.

    And submitter, please, don’t get so upset, people only have the info you have offered, so if it is not crystal clear, people will interpret as they see fit.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 5:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   BoggyWoggy

    OK…another fake.
    Think about it…
    Fake crumpled-paper-background…
    Perfect straight text.
    This all bugs me, a bit.
    I don’t believe it’s P-A, but I do believe it would be illegal for the owners of a condo to tell all of the other tenants of this situation. They would actually DEAL with it themselves!

    Aug 13, 2007 at 5:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   k

    in lieu of the note, she could have just just submitted a one-line email: “i am a drunken slore and now my father knows”

    Aug 13, 2007 at 5:21 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   marla

    Submitter, you’re kind of a loon.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 5:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   PatHMV

    BoggyWoggy, you may be on to something… it does have a bit of a fake ring to it. Wouldn’t an even half-way normal young woman be terribly embarrassed to have her father get that note?

    Aug 13, 2007 at 6:14 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   Writer, Rejected

    I agree with Wry Exchange that Daddy is the PA one. He should really take a little action here and either straighten out his daughter’s ass or express some concern. Seems like maybe he’s the source of the trouble.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 7:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   Vampira

    @Duh, nothing wrong with princesses. ^_^

    Aug 13, 2007 at 7:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   Bruce

    I’m Submitter’s dad.

    My little girl is an absolute angel, so what if she occasionally has a bit much to drink, those old spinsters are just jealous. So she has a couple DUI convictions and runs a brothel/nightclub/drug house out of her flat – so what I say! It’s nobody else’s business goddamnit! That’s what I bought her the flat for, so she could live her own life and have some innocent fun!

    And as for regurgitating to no extent all the way, well haven’t we all done that once or twice? So what’s the difference between once or twice, and every night? Nothing, that’s what!

    PS, Submitter’s mom is HOT!!!!1!

    Aug 13, 2007 at 7:57 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   anglophile

    I’m getting on the It’s a Fake team. Look at the supposed piece of paper blocking the floor number. It’s way too big for what it’s supposed to be covering up. Later on we hear about floor #9. Where does Submitter live? Floor #19375329? And why did she block the floor number at all? If we all knew she lived in a condo on the third floor, comes home drunk, and has a garage, would that be enough to identify her? Fake, fake, fake!

    Aug 13, 2007 at 8:04 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   eman

    Unless the floor number is written as a word rather than a digit.

    Aug 13, 2007 at 10:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   SJ

    Whoa. I was all for team drunk-girl at the start. Sure she might have been a tad inconsiderate but she’s young and there was a better way to deal with it than turning into MegaSpy 6000.

    But when she decided to post and rail at us all…forget it. Sounds like a stuck up little Princess. I don’t care if you “OWN” your condo. You OWE some consideration to your neighbours. Even the old biddies.

    Just to clarify, I’m almost 23 and I like to party. I come home sometimes in the wee hours and I leave for work in the wee hours (DJ). I like to have a good time, but I’m also mindful of my neighbours. I don’t crank my tunes up before 10am, and I turn them down after 11pm. If I know that they’re not home, I’ll party like a rockstar ’cause I know I can. But, when we’re all home, I try to be nice.

    I had some neighbours like the submitter, and they got evicted. Show some respect, ’cause the only bitch I see is Submitter.

    Aug 14, 2007 at 2:24 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   Dave Ward

    How do you spell “eviction”? Sounds like the alcoholic whore nightmare-neighbor needs to find a new place to bring her Johns and a new parking lot to puke in.

    I find no reason to think it’s fake. Seems pretty obvious that the bit of white is covering up something like “#9, apt. C” or “#7, unit 3″.

    Anyway, calling it fake because it’s covering up “something too big” is a bit stupid. Obviously, there is text there, and the text was covered up. How does the fact that more than 2 or 3 characters are covered up “prove” that it’s fake? If it was faked, why would the faker put more than 2 or 3 characters there? Duh. There’s no reason. You can’t “accidentally” put too many characters there. It’s clearly real; there’s no reason to think otherwise.

    Aug 14, 2007 at 2:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   Sazbot

    Dear Papa,

    Your daughter is a drunken, drug taking slut. Please give her some Ackrite.

    Love
    Nosy Neighbour.

    I love this!
    I’m sure it’s a vast exaggeration, but it’s hillarious.

    Aug 14, 2007 at 3:08 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   Al Hanso

    This must be a fake. Old bored white people love being on condo boards, and I find it hard to believe that this is the best letter they could come up with. Old white people love writing letters and this one has so many poorly formed sentences and word choices that it is hardly believable.

    Aug 14, 2007 at 7:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   bobwong

    # 78, have you ever heard of English as a second language?

    Aug 14, 2007 at 10:32 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   Amanda

    Must be fake because it isn’t written in the most refined grammar and syntax? Of course! Don’t you know that everyone on earth speaks English perfectly and are masters of rhetoric?

    Aug 14, 2007 at 10:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   Jen

    I also think it’s fake. Would old biddies use a word like “player”?

    If it’s real, I think one Paris Hilton is enough for this world. Get a life, submitter.

    Aug 14, 2007 at 9:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   Kwummy

    You obviously don’t know how to Internet, Lisa.

    Aug 15, 2007 at 7:06 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   Lisa

    goodness, everyone is in such a hurry to judge someone so quickly based on a stupid, overly intrusive note. you would never speak this way to a person you knew in real life, I don’t see how being so rude on the internet just because you are an anonymous person who doesn’t have to account for your words is somehow acceptable.

    Aug 15, 2007 at 7:47 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   MeMe

    Don’t sweat it Lisa – if submitter didn’t want the attention (negative or positive), she should never have posted this note. Buck up skanky submitter! Hope you are using condoms btw, wouldn’t want an STD to get in the way of your partying…

    Aug 15, 2007 at 8:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   Submitter

    Geezus let’s all take it so seriously. I posted it because it’s fuckin false and hilarious. Where do you get off calling someone a skank because they were witnesses once with a guy at her place? BIG DEAL! I honestly didn’t think people would care so much to comment. For fucks sake…

    Aug 16, 2007 at 8:21 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   Peggy

    I think the note said something like “floor 5, apartment 57″ so that would explain why the spaced out part is longer. I also think submitter is a classless slut.

    Aug 16, 2007 at 1:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   Mishee

    Now submitter, that is what you didn’t do… think that is… of COURSE these people (myself included) are going to care enough to comment… for those of us who are rabid fans of PAN.com, the comment is our “raison d’etre”!! Silly, silly submitter for thinking otherwise!!

    Aug 16, 2007 at 1:57 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   Tom W

    I brought this girl home the other night and fucked her in the elevator, then when into her apartment where her drunk girlfriend was sleeping and she let me fuck her too! (no shit, she was really drunk!)

    Aug 27, 2007 at 2:21 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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  • #90   bob cratchit

    “Ok I submitted this note and the “that I can remember” was followed by a ;) because IT”S A FUCKING JOKE!! The letter was written by two old bitches that I was later introduced to and they didn’t say SHIT. That note is totally grossly exaggerated! Yes I do come home at all hours of the night. SO WHAT? FUCK YOU! NOT ILLEGAL! Ha, go have some fun you uptight bitches of “team condo owners”. AND I fucking OWN too! Besides I live in Boystown!! Drunk transvestites in the street make more noise than I do! AND If I ever drove home drunk I would not be able to park my car b/c the garage is so fucking small that if I swerved I’d for sure hit something. You think I’m kidding. What do you think my ‘gentleman escort’ was doing? Driving me home because I was too drunk to. I might party but I don’t drive when I know I shouldn’t and the fact that I was ‘escorted’ home by a gentleman means that I’m a slut?? Kiss my ass Lisa R. and try to find someone who will give you a piece (get the ruffies ready, you’re gonna need em), maybe then you won’t be such a bitter fucking BEAST! Thanks to everyone who can appreciate the hilarity of the note.”

    No, this is too great. Too great!

    Too bad it wasn’t written in passive-aggressive mode, but that woulda been hard to pull off and be funny.

    you go to town, girl! and for the rest of you tightwad “i gotta go to sleep at 9pm to wake up bright and early at 4:30″ – go get a fucking life.

    Jan 5, 2008 at 11:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #90.1   MoxieBombshell

      huh. And I always thought it was “roofies.”

      Jun 11, 2008 at 2:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #91   Sara Walker

    I know this building – I once worked for Draper & Kramer. The tenants are insane and snotty. The tenants are not to park their cars in front of the building but they did all the time. “I’m just leaving the Porsche to run upstairs b/c I need [fill in blank]” My response – Dont care if its a Porsche or a Pinto! After 2 months I quit. The people in this building are looney!

    May 6, 2008 at 3:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #92   bobby

    Um, talk to her, not her dad. right?

    Jul 14, 2008 at 5:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #93   Isuck

    Can we get a pic of this chick to see if we should judge her or not?

    Mar 18, 2009 at 12:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #94   Shhhh.

    That regurgitation was fucking delicious.

    Aug 23, 2009 at 6:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #95   penfold

    Sounds like the person who wrote that note is going through menopause.

    Aug 24, 2009 at 10:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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    Will you marry me?

    Sep 14, 2009 at 9:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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